September 29, 2013

Packing & Stacking My Vakayshun Stuff

Catzowey! What do you do when youza feeling like you has House-Itis? Well, I tells ya, I starts unpacking and repacking and stacking my Vakayshun stuffs.

Yep uh huh - Me & Myself always checks out my Vakayshun stuff for da all year long dusties that gather on my Vakayshun stuffs when itza not on Vakayshun. Pssst - gotta tells ya that itza not on Vakayshun most of the time!

Say AhhhhhLOWhahaha to my favorito Guava Jam which izza getting Me & Myself in dat sweet Vakasyshun mode for shure.

It's always a meowvalous idea to pull out yur Vakayshun clothes to see if theyza still fits from the last Vakayshun you went on...

Apparently I gotta sucks in my EyeTailYun tummy cuz my Vakayshun shirt frum last year shure has shrinked in da washing masheen! Gotta remember to tell my Staff to use dat cold water and no spinning cycle.

Now I wishes you the mostest meowvalous & nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty




September 22, 2013

Footsing Around Town

Catzowey!
Me and My feets are pussy footsing around town with feets off the ground.
And when I gets all my foots off the ground, I likes to strike a Man Cat pose fur shure showing off my EyeTailYun foots.

It's meowvalous to have 3 foots on the ground and 1 spare for hooking da feathers.

Now, I tells ya that I started my pussy footing off the ground at a yungun age, yep uh huh it's fur shure I did cuz here I am at 62 days yungun with all 4 foots off the ground and looking all around.

Meowvalous to be airborne and footsing around while looking down and not wearing a paracatachute!

Now I wishes YOU the mostest meowvalous and nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty


September 15, 2013

Serve Me A Double Cup of San Fran Fun

Catzowey! Me & Myself has the  AMERICA'S CUP RACES here in my back yard and my bay has 2 CATamarans racing that are taller than my favorito Salami stick - theyza 13 stories high I hears & thatza highrise of Salami.

 It's fur sure that I'ma always a Generacat so I'm cheering on both teams USA and my Kiwi furiends from New Zealand! Ahoy meowster mates ahoy!

Nobody izza pointing the finger at a Winner yet for the 34th America's Cup but I'ma pointing my paw at any contender feeling boxed in .. yep uh huh it's fur shure!

When youza racing you never ever wanna be boxed in, so puhleeze do not purractice this at home.

When youza feeling not boxed in, then you can check to see how the contender in the race is doing cuz they probably are boxed in still and gonna place 2nd spot in the race!

 The International rules of the America's Cup says youza can win if youza wins by just 1 leg ! Hoorayatini I sees a win here by a foot! And now I'm gonna go to the America's Cup and have a double creamy iced Catpuccino - double cup o' fun!

Now here's my good wishes for YOU to have a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty









September 8, 2013

It's Time To Give Statistacat Stats

Catzowey! Every now and yesterday Me & Myself thinks it's the purrfecto time to give you stats - like statistacat stats.

Fur shure I have shown my EyeTailYun tongue more than, well more than I can count. And my tongue is tied trying to count how many times I looks like this in my 7 years on da Planet.

And you betcha that Me & Myself reads the mewspaper every morning cuz if we don't we gets that sepurrration anxiety attack from da paper.

 Statistacatically speaking,  you're probably curious as a cat to know if I do my aerobicat exercises every day. Yep uh huh, doing it daily for past 7 years, so you can say I been doing cardiocat exercises 2,555 times and will hit 2,556 tomorrow.

Tin Pan Alley is always a challenge but I visits it every day to check on it being organized - so statisticatically speaking, I have been organzing a catzillion pots and pans all my life and they're still a mess.

Itza fur shure that everyday I shreds anything that's private.

So here's wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty




September 1, 2013

Oh You Hoo - Monkey See Monkey Do !

Gonna do what I see, and my EyeTailYun cat eyes see a monkey whooza monkeying around on the ground.

It's bubble double trouble when I see The Panda's pinkie gumballs bubbling up in my house. I purrfur to chew catnip, organicat nip gumballs!

I'm curious as a cat to know why this meowster is sticking her tongue out at the photographer. Whatza matta, you no like having yur foto taken?

Meowvalous, now it's my turn to show you my EyeTailYun deezined tongue!

 Oh you hoo! Itza true if you sees the monkey then monkey do! Life is catzowey and Me & Myself both thinks life has good times ALL the time especially when weeza monkeying around!

Now I wishes YOU a mostest nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty




 


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