Easter Is The Time To Be EGG-Static !

Didja know it’s me? 

Nah youza thinks it’s dat 

famoso Bunny dude who devours

carrots by the hours!

Yup Uh HUH I used to check out those 

carrots too!

It’s dat time of the Year to be EGG-static!

Once upon a time ago, a loooooong time ago

I dressed up as dat Easter Bunny so when he

arrived at my Meowster Mansion he’d think

he was visiting family!

My mostest giganticat Easter mistake was putting my EyeTailYun 2 lips 

on a bunch of tulips thinking it was furesh real deal Basil!

    At this time of the Year, youza can tipsy toe 

thru the tulips and that’ll make youza feel 

so so so daffy-dil! 

Here comes my abundacat wishes to you

for a Buona Pasqua.

Dats EyeTailYun for Happy Easter!

I sends you my meowvalous man cat hugs from up here at 

the Heavenly Catpuccino Cloud Cafe where I’m peeping on ya so don’t indulge in too many of those yellow, inky dinky pinky PEEPS!

Amore!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Nothing Finer Than a Caturday In Finer Niners Land

 

I’m up here at the Heavenly Catpuccino Cloud Cafe and we got our Cloud phones on and

 Gee Whiz 5 service is rocking. I see ya and I hear ya!

My Cat Eyes Cloud reception is purrrfecto to watch my Fab Finer Niners beat those Wisconsin cheesie folks - hee hee hee!

Yup gonna be tuning in and chillaxing and relaxing with a creamy super duper fine feline cappuccino while kicking back on a warm sunny cloud.

Amore and Pssst ... I love my San Fran Finer Niners and I love you too

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Ho Ho HO & Ha Ha Ha In a Heavenly Meowvalous Way

Ho Ho Ho and Ha Ha Ha-  The Holly Dazed Memories Really Rock

Here we go...down fabtastic meowmory lane

Pawsatively it’s me and Santy Paws! 

Holy Cannoli!

It’s me and My Staff on Cwismus Eve 2010

Dats me as a super duper well behaving Smitten Kitten & 

My lil bro Yolo with our Momma Baci not behaving

HO HO HO and maybe a catOHstrophic HA HA HA
.

 

Some of us dudes grow beards at this time of the year

even up in Heaven where we doesn’t have to shave.

There is no heavenly beard cream up here,

only Heavenly Catpuccino Cream.

Ahhhh.... 

Cwismus is a good time to reflect on merry ol’ times 

with the merry ol’ jolly guy.

Here’s me and myself meeting Santy Paws 3 years ago at my

job .. yup uh huh my job for 14 years as Animal Assited Therapy guy,

passing out Cwismus cards and gifts from kind folks to special folks.

I loved my 14 years of delivering the gifts 

& cards from all of you to my very Special Senior pals and

I’d dress up in fine feline festive fashion.

It’s me and my Staff with my lil

brofur YOLO in 2008 on our Cwismus card which

had something to do with playing ball, not green & red at all.

We boys were told  “look into dat Camera” so we did!

It's waaay back in 2006!

It’s me at 1 years old on our furry 1st Cwismus card.

Staff is looking so goofy, while momma Baci 

is purrrondering this moment & they’s got me dressed

up as mini meowster elfie!

My Staff and me always dressed up together to 

visit the special seniors at The ARC of San Fran. 

Still makes me purr thinking about our terrificat

Team Guido times...yup uh huh.

                                        

Me & Myself are EyeTailYun and someone nice made me this

 Cwismus Stocking dat I loves so so so much.

It’s da Boot Of Italy with my name so Santy Paws can fill it

with Sicilian sardines & cappuccino catnip cookies.

Merry Meowvalous Cwismas Wishes From me & myself to you!

I wishes you a nonCatastrophic Holly Daze time. 

And psssst up here in Heaven I will have my keen cat eyes on ya

Be safe my friends -  I’m always & furever watching right over ya!

 BUON NATALE 

(dats EyeTailYun for Merry Cwismus) 

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

Happiest of Meowvalous Thanksgiving Wishes To You & You & You Too

 

Thanksgiving this year is the mostest special day to give the thanks to everybody on earth and up at the Rainbow Bridge too even if they’s forgot to put on their Pilgrim Pants!

Wishing You A Meowvalous Thanksgiving Day and hoping it’s non-CAT-Oh-Strophic & your FurEyeDay has some leftovers too!

Amore!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

October 11 - I Has My Cat Eyes On The EyeTailYun Day Celebrations!

 

BASTA PASTA it’s Happy EyeTailYun Heritage Day

The Day everybody wants to be EyeTailYun!

Wearing the country colors works meowvalously on me

If ya wanna be EyeTailYun on this special meowvalous day

then ya gotta look EyeTailYun..yup uh huh it’s for sure 

When ya think of EyeTailyun fun folks ya may think of

Pasghetti & Meatzaballs Chefs or a Holy Connoli Baker

And if ya wanna thinks of something wonderfully wildly EyeTailYun, 

then 

 think of my sistah Grappa cuz she’s got da booze bottles

named after her wild self!

Happy Columbus Day YUP it’s also Happy EyeTailYun Heritage Day

Whatsa ever ya call it, Happy Day Wishes Tooza Youza!

Amore from ME & Myself up at the 

Heavenly Catpuccino Cloud Cafe

Where we celebrate everything, everyday, and

my MasterCatCard has no limits anyway!

CIAO AND MEOW

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

PURRRfect Time To Play Ball

 

Well Take ME and MYSELF out to dat ballpark!

But being up up up here at the Heavenly Catpuccino Cloud Cafe

I’ve got dat birdies eye view of my City By The Bay

Holy Cannoli - I used my MasterCat Card to buy a ticket with a closer view! 

Up here in the Heavenly place we have no limit on charging to our cards...

Wouldn’t you? 

And looks like I forgot to roll my mancat fur off my hat ... dangzatini! 

Looking like a cat been sleeping on my hat Or is it a Cat In My Hat?

Pssst ... it’s the rocking and rolling Baseball look - kinda hip hopster

dontcha think?

My super Giant friends made this Baseball card for me

so so so many years ago when I was playing ball in my hey day!

Do ya think it might be sold on e-Bay for 

a catzillion bucks?

Look at ME & MYSELF meeting & greeting the 

San Francisco Giants mascot LouSeal 10 years ago 

Dontcha think LouSeal was over the moon to meet me? Hee Hee

So Folks - I loves ya so so so much 

And as always I’m wishing you a NonCATastrophic week

Remember it’s September, a fine time to chase a ball till October then

ball chasing time is UH-OH-ver!!

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

A Gotcha Day ANY Day Is A Purrrrfecto Day

                                                                       

 

  August 4, 2006

Me and Myself are being considered for a Forever Home 

                             PSSSST ... dats my real sistah Aurelia on the right yup uh huh                            

                                              Hooray it's my Gotcha Day - yup August 4, 2006                               

                                  Ecstaticat I got a new home and a built-in Momma Cat - Baci!

                                    Mama Baci cuddled me from day one and made me her son

                                             Hey I'm EyeTailYun so I learned to love Pizza early

                                   I sure did become an Enviro-Kitty early - purrrtecting paper!

                                    I got stuck with a Staff who went nutzo holding me up up up!

                                                And I had doggone funtasticat play dates too!

                               In the new forever home it's impurrrtant to learn how to do dishes!

                                            Holy Cannoli ! I gots the VINO Boxes - great forts!

                                            I learned Gymnasticats early- Yup uh huh  I did!

                                       PURRROBABLY an Olympics move.. dontcha think?

                                        Don't tell anybody but I was always a smitten kitten! 

                                          THE END of MY GREAT GOTCHA DAY STORY

                         August 4, 2006 was dat bestest day of my life ever

 

                                        Wishing you a NONcatastrophic week!

                                           Amore & Kitty Hugs from Heaven!

                                         GUIDO the Italian Kitty