July 27, 2020

Holy Cannoli I'm Not Monkeying Around These Days

Me and myself are not monkeying around  these days
with the quarantine.
But we sure are happy to meet this
masked monkey dude .. aren't you?

Feeling Starstruck with Venus aligned with Jupiter?
Put on your Hollywood Dark Glasses but watch it from
INSIDE so ya don’t get out of your bubble! 
you cause dat covid trouble!

Well well well .... we EyeTailYuns know Red Peppers
are as sweet as a meowvalous kiss so
get yourself a rocking Red Pepper to
pump up your lips.

Hee Hee Hee - I swear it's true about Red Peppers
cuz my Man Cat meowster lips are pumped up & I'm
smiling wildly too!

Nowza Meowza  Me and Myself are
just hanging out after indulging in the
sweet heat of Red peppers and
feeling exhausticatted

Catowey! It's for sure, I'm chllaxing and relaxing cuz
ya may have heard I got dat Stage 3 Chronic Kidney Disease.

Yup diagnosed July 20th 2020
Dangzatini Me & Myself gonna beat this dude at his game!
So I ask you & your furmily to cross da paws, knees
toes, fingers, tails & whatever you can cross that
I gets bettah and back to feeling meowvalous
AND please join me at #TeamGuidoStrong
Cuz the power of the paws works !

Abundacat Hugs - HEALTHY HUGS of Course!
And cheers to YOU having a nonCATastrophic week

Ciao & Meow
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

July 3, 2020

Hoorayzatini - Pass Me My 4th of July Meowtini

Can ya believe dat Spring sprung and now it's
some sorta sum sum Summer time already.

Me & Myself are in the sparkling mood for celebrating - yup even an
 EyeTailYun kitty
loves dat 4th of July day and this year it’s on CATURDAY ..Hoorayzatini !

 Licking my Man Cat chops cuz 4th of July
means abundacat foods - good stuff, yup uh huh!
Like barbecued everything, sweet taters with nip dressing and
super duper creamy pie.

My lil sistah Grappa is roaring ready and
looking kinda Patrioticatish too!

 Weeza been quarantined so many months here
dat if I didn’t see this sign when I was out driving my Cat-Oh-Lac
Me & Myself wouldn’t even know it’s the 4th of July cuz we missed
March, April, May and June too ... bummeroni.

We Meowsters are missing the normal 4th of July fun so weeza
reminiscing about fantasticat 4ths in our
past - here we are grabbing a tan one year at a pool pawty.

Don’t unfurl your safety and be sure ya distance your paws
 from other paws.
And pawsatively here’s my cheers to our 1st Not-So-Normal 4th of July,
but a healthy one for sure!

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

June 20, 2020

Me & Myself In Art-Tasticat Format

Imagine someone drawing me & myself like this
For sure it’s meowvalous

 Well well well - this is not exacticatically drawing me, but
it’s photographing me in my iconic picture that has travelled
to every Continent on our Planet! Yup Uh Huh it’s for sure

 I got needle pointed by a fab special needs senior
at The ARC of San Francisco where I has my
Animal Assisted Therapy job. This is bigger 
than me in real life!

And this Meowsterpiece was painted by a
very special special needs pal. She got me
purrrfectly posing in my best work tie!

So it’s kinda cool to be in Art-Tasticat Format!

And now, me & myself wishes you the mostest meowvalous
 non-catastrophic week.  Be safe & keep your Staff safe too!
I know yup uh huh I know we meowsters want our Staff OUT of the house
cuz they're intruding on our purrrsonal time. I mean how many times  per hour can ya have da Staff taking pics  of “cute kitties on sofa, on counter, lounging, eating, jumping,  oh so cute resting, rolling in the litter box, begging for food at noon, circling their ankles while they shave or blow dry their quarantine hair”?  
I mean really?
Cats Unite Nowza Meowza!
 Soon theyza gonna be going back to work (not soon enuf though)
Hoorayzatini we'll celebrate with a bar full of catnip cocktails!

Ciao & Meow For Now!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

May 26, 2020

Hoorayzatini It’s My 1st Birthday in Quarantine & I’m 14

Catzowey Catzowey!
I’m 14 today and 1st time in 14 years I’m stuck at home with my Staff 
and unable to party my way .. the Guido Way!
Cuz wheez in dat quarantine thing. Yup Uh Huh!

 Last year I  had my 13th party with
my  32 very special senior pals where I has my 
job - Animal Assisted Therapy job,
Look at this card they made for me & I
dressed up nice for them .

 Holy Cannoli!
I’m going nuts with my Staff being home so much
cuz I cannot party today the Guido way!

A fine furiend dropped this Birthday Bag
on my doorstep today - contact-a-cat-less drop is safe!

Psst .. this is me at 65 days old (hee hee dats almost 14 years ago)  
Who knew Toilet Paper would be so popular 
14 years later? 
Hee hee hee

I luvs ya all so so so much!
Stay PURRRtected + Stay In Touch 

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

May 10, 2020

Remembering My Momma On Momma’s Day

This is me meeting my new adoptive Momma Baci almost 14 years ago

She sure made me & myself comfy!

 Hee Hee Hee - sometimes I’d fall out of bed on my head!

Momma Baci just kept on slumbering when I went 
kaboom in the room

 We wazza the perfecto Momma & Son!

Momma Baci ran our house with a firm paw and never ever
liked it when I’d be man-kitty misbehaving!  Holy Cannoli! She was 
a strict Momma

So cheers to my Momma Baci who taught me my meowster
manners and cheers to all da momma cats who brought we
meowsters on Earth!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic Day and a safe one too!

Ciao & Meow
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

April 12, 2020

Having a Healthy Happy Unique Easter

It's Easter Sunday and me and lil sistah
Grappa are waiting and waiting to have
Signore Bunny visit. Dangzatini,  we hear he's not
arriving ... cuz he's in quarantine in a carrot garden!
So weeza not feeling too eggstatic cuz we loves him
hopping over to our house.

 Not taking my man cat eyes off the front door just
in case Signore Bunny gets here!

A tisket and a tasket - I'm sitting in my empty Easter basket

Holy Cannoli!

Happy Easter to you!
Hoping you get abundacatnaps in this quarantine
AND remember... wash your paws abundacatically for
20 seconds or more!!!

Ciao & Meow
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

April 5, 2020

Our Paws Are Purrrracticing Proper Physical Distancing

We San Francisco Meowsters are purrracticing
our proper physical distancing our way: not facing each other
and weeza not sneezing on each other!

We got our tape measuring gizmo! Our 8 feet are
exactly where we wants them - close to each other,
not 6 feet apart.

When we're not catnapping, lil sistah
Grappa is doing the downward dogs
with her virtual Yoga teacher ! Look
the Yoga teacher is smiling at her

And then we play BINGO

Be Safe - Stay Home - Catnap a lot!

Pssst .... it's Palm Sunday & dat means
Signore Bunny is gonna arrive in a week!

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty (and Grappa too)

March 25, 2020

Pawsatively Getting Our Kitty Paws Through COVID19 Lockdown

Catzowey and MORE Catzowey!
It's my lil sistah Grappa with her N95 mask
but I tells her she's not at the Easter Parade
BUT lil sistah Grappa never ever listens

 Got my N95 Meowster Mask 
and wearing it better than my  lil
sistah Grappa does!

WellAH  LOHA!  I'm feeling shut in 
here in my house 
so putting on my Hawaiian lei to feel
Tropicatical! PURRRtending I'm on 
Bring on my MeowTai please

 Holy Cannoli  my lil Sistah Grappa doesn't
understand the difference in Shelter IN Place

 Lil Sistah Grappa is  bringing out her Yoga Mat on Day 10
so looks like we meowsters gonna do some Downward Dogs
while us and Staff are on Lockdown!

 It's our very 1st time ever going to church and on 
a puter too? Holy Cannoli we are Episcocats but
this is a first for we meowsters.

Good things do come from Shelter IN Place
Great meowvalous NEWS and MEWS 
We has found a neighbor kitty out our window and we
waves our paws all the days to
Miss Kitty - yup good stuff comes from 
Shelter IN Place!

 They says ya gotta stay 6 feet apart -
so we're catnapping with our measuring tape

MEOWVALOUS MEASURING - we are doing it for sure!

 Our Staff went out for a walk cuz Staff is
allowed to do dat  and look at who she meets and greets
and 6 feet distance for sure works for her
in a doggone good way

Stay Safe and Stay IN Touch 
I loves ya abundacatically!


March 8, 2020

It's Time To See A Sea Of Green - Happy Almost St Paddy's Day

Catzowey and Top O' the Morning Catzowey to you too! 
From Me & Myself Guido MacPasta

 My sistah Grappa is getting herself into the Sea O' Green Week festivities 
and she's known as Grappa MacNaughty cuz, well she's a little bit naughty
every day not just St Paddy's Day! 

 Okey dokey it's not so green but I mean to tell ya this cuz well yes its 
kinda true I hear .... leave it to the ladies!

YUP the humans say everybody has a little Irish DNA in them
and I guess my Italian man cat self does too.

It's OK to not just wear the green but have the natural green in your soul! Loving my latest pro photo from my pal of almost 14 years,  Mark Rogers Photography

Ciao and Meow and wishing you a  funtasticat St Paddy's Day week
Make it a NonCatastrophic week & squeeze in a few catnaps!
GUIDO The Italian Kitty

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