May 26, 2020

Hoorayzatini It’s My 1st Birthday in Quarantine & I’m 14

Catzowey Catzowey!
I’m 14 today and 1st time in 14 years I’m stuck at home with my Staff 
and unable to party my way .. the Guido Way!
Cuz wheez in dat quarantine thing. Yup Uh Huh!

 Last year I  had my 13th party with
my  32 very special senior pals where I has my 
job - Animal Assisted Therapy job,
Look at this card they made for me & I
dressed up nice for them .

 Holy Cannoli!
I’m going nuts with my Staff being home so much
cuz I cannot party today the Guido way!

A fine furiend dropped this Birthday Bag
on my doorstep today - contact-a-cat-less drop is safe!

Psst .. this is me at 65 days old (hee hee dats almost 14 years ago)  
Who knew Toilet Paper would be so popular 
14 years later? 
Hee hee hee

I luvs ya all so so so much!
Stay PURRRtected + Stay In Touch 

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

May 10, 2020

Remembering My Momma On Momma’s Day

This is me meeting my new adoptive Momma Baci almost 14 years ago

She sure made me & myself comfy!

 Hee Hee Hee - sometimes I’d fall out of bed on my head!

Momma Baci just kept on slumbering when I went 
kaboom in the room

 We wazza the perfecto Momma & Son!

Momma Baci ran our house with a firm paw and never ever
liked it when I’d be man-kitty misbehaving!  Holy Cannoli! She was 
a strict Momma

So cheers to my Momma Baci who taught me my meowster
manners and cheers to all da momma cats who brought we
meowsters on Earth!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic Day and a safe one too!

Ciao & Meow
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

April 12, 2020

Having a Healthy Happy Unique Easter

It's Easter Sunday and me and lil sistah
Grappa are waiting and waiting to have
Signore Bunny visit. Dangzatini,  we hear he's not
arriving ... cuz he's in quarantine in a carrot garden!
So weeza not feeling too eggstatic cuz we loves him
hopping over to our house.

 Not taking my man cat eyes off the front door just
in case Signore Bunny gets here!

A tisket and a tasket - I'm sitting in my empty Easter basket

Holy Cannoli!

Happy Easter to you!
Hoping you get abundacatnaps in this quarantine
AND remember... wash your paws abundacatically for
20 seconds or more!!!

Ciao & Meow
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

April 5, 2020

Our Paws Are Purrrracticing Proper Physical Distancing

We San Francisco Meowsters are purrracticing
our proper physical distancing our way: not facing each other
and weeza not sneezing on each other!

We got our tape measuring gizmo! Our 8 feet are
exactly where we wants them - close to each other,
not 6 feet apart.

When we're not catnapping, lil sistah
Grappa is doing the downward dogs
with her virtual Yoga teacher ! Look
the Yoga teacher is smiling at her

And then we play BINGO

Be Safe - Stay Home - Catnap a lot!

Pssst .... it's Palm Sunday & dat means
Signore Bunny is gonna arrive in a week!

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty (and Grappa too)

March 25, 2020

Pawsatively Getting Our Kitty Paws Through COVID19 Lockdown

Catzowey and MORE Catzowey!
It's my lil sistah Grappa with her N95 mask
but I tells her she's not at the Easter Parade
BUT lil sistah Grappa never ever listens

 Got my N95 Meowster Mask 
and wearing it better than my  lil
sistah Grappa does!

WellAH  LOHA!  I'm feeling shut in 
here in my house 
so putting on my Hawaiian lei to feel
Tropicatical! PURRRtending I'm on 
Bring on my MeowTai please

 Holy Cannoli  my lil Sistah Grappa doesn't
understand the difference in Shelter IN Place

 Lil Sistah Grappa is  bringing out her Yoga Mat on Day 10
so looks like we meowsters gonna do some Downward Dogs
while us and Staff are on Lockdown!

 It's our very 1st time ever going to church and on 
a puter too? Holy Cannoli we are Episcocats but
this is a first for we meowsters.

Good things do come from Shelter IN Place
Great meowvalous NEWS and MEWS 
We has found a neighbor kitty out our window and we
waves our paws all the days to
Miss Kitty - yup good stuff comes from 
Shelter IN Place!

 They says ya gotta stay 6 feet apart -
so we're catnapping with our measuring tape

MEOWVALOUS MEASURING - we are doing it for sure!

 Our Staff went out for a walk cuz Staff is
allowed to do dat  and look at who she meets and greets
and 6 feet distance for sure works for her
in a doggone good way

Stay Safe and Stay IN Touch 
I loves ya abundacatically!


March 8, 2020

It's Time To See A Sea Of Green - Happy Almost St Paddy's Day

Catzowey and Top O' the Morning Catzowey to you too! 
From Me & Myself Guido MacPasta

 My sistah Grappa is getting herself into the Sea O' Green Week festivities 
and she's known as Grappa MacNaughty cuz, well she's a little bit naughty
every day not just St Paddy's Day! 

 Okey dokey it's not so green but I mean to tell ya this cuz well yes its 
kinda true I hear .... leave it to the ladies!

YUP the humans say everybody has a little Irish DNA in them
and I guess my Italian man cat self does too.

It's OK to not just wear the green but have the natural green in your soul! Loving my latest pro photo from my pal of almost 14 years,  Mark Rogers Photography

Ciao and Meow and wishing you a  funtasticat St Paddy's Day week
Make it a NonCatastrophic week & squeeze in a few catnaps!
GUIDO The Italian Kitty

January 31, 2020

I'm Playing In The Super Duper Bowl

It's that time of the year to have a 
Super Duper Bowl to play in.

 Holy Cannoli! Me & Myself can see me playing in
this Super Duper Bowl for sure.

We needs a referee to oversee this play!
 These are imposter bowls (not pasta bowls!) 
 No way are they Super Duper Bowls.
     I see the colorful referee arriving nowza.
 This could  be the Daddy of ALL Super Duper Bowls.
Yep uh huh, I think it could be.

Me and Myself are exhausticatted from all the
funtastic Super Duper Bowls, so I gotta chillax
in a meowvalous Miami sunny ray with my 
Guido Speedo!

 This fine feline fan is really ready so
bring on the Super Duper Bowl !

Wishing you a non-catastrophic week.

Ciao & Meow
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Hoorayzatini It’s My 1st Birthday in Quarantine & I’m 14

Catzowey Catzowey! I’m 14 today and 1st time in 14 years I’m stuck at home with my Staff  and unable to party my way .. the Guido Way...