July 3, 2019

Pawsative Feline Fashionistacat Fourth Of July 2019

Me & Myself are EyeTailYun for sure BUT it's for sure we
loves an event to celebrate anything so here I go 
cuz it's Fourth of July funtasticat time to bring out
some stripes and stars too.

Bringing out the Red Whites and Blues too
Do I looks like the Church lady? Hee hee hee

 Flag furling & unfurling is my favorito thing this week as 
it's easy peasy and no purrrrressing is needed.


 Health Note:
Gotta keep an eye or 2 on the grill and use your
flag to purrrrtect your feline self from the sun
and the tuna burgers that are flaming.

 Wowza Meowza - looks like everybody is happy
to see my feline fashionistacat self this week!


Nothing finer than being on the Animal Assisted Therapy
Job where my very special seniors make me purr so much
today and everyday.

WOWza MEOWza - this painting of me rocked my paws today
on July 3rd!
 I visited my very special 31 seniors and wore my
4th of July Fashionistacat  scarf too. Ohhhh they makes me purr!
WOWza MEOWza this man made  a painting of me - YAY
Dontcha love love love it?

Being on the Job any day is meowvalous cuz I loves being on
the job but today is purrrfecto.
 I gets hugs and my mancat purr masheen revs up on high motor level!
Lucky me

SO..
If youza in the USA like me, I wishes you the mostest
nonCATtastrophic 4th of July - be safe, hope it's full of love
and fun and sunny rays and some fabtastic foods too! 

CIAO AND MEOW

GUIDO the Italian Kitty




May 24, 2019

Party Time For Guido's 13th Birthday - Holy Cannoli!

HOLY CANNOLI 
I'm really turning 13 on 
Sunday May 26th 2019 and I'm 
ready to party hearty! Join me and let's celebrate!

Yup uh huh this is me 13 years ago - kinda cute 
dontcha think? HEE HEE HEE

Me & Myself loves to party 
This is my cake waaaay back when I turned
the Terrible Two! Still acting like Terrible Two and 
happy cat about it.

Pssst .. I'm exhaustacatted after my 5th birthday party


Purring cuz I've had my birthday parties every
year for 12 years with the amazing wonderful super
duper special seniors where I do my Animal Assisted
Therapy job for 12 years - yup been on the job all 
my life. Working as a happy cat

Nothing finer than getting hugs on your birthday
or on any day really.

Hoorayzatini - she's so happy to see me 
at my Animal Assisted Therapy Job & I'm
ecstaticat to see her too!

I'm asking for the mostest meowvalous13th Birthday prezzie.
Just $1 for each year I've been on the Planet
It goes to the City of San Francisco Pound - yup uh huh like in 
not a fun spot.. but I made it out and others will too thanks to your 
birthday prezzie


THANK YOU FRIENDS FOR ALWAYS SUPPORTING ME THE
PAST 13 YEARS OF MY MEOWVALOUS LIFE! 

Wishing you a Non CatAstrophic week and
Paws Up for a Catzowey Year!
Ciao & Meow
GUIDO the Italian Kitty





April 14, 2019

Buona Pasqua And Happy Easter Too To You

Me and Myself are in meowvalous disguise to welcome
the visiting Signore Wabbit when he arrives for Easter.
Dontcha think I look like his hippity hoppity happy brofur? 

 Getting kind of  EGG-static this week! Hoorayzatini!


 Holy cannoli! I see eggs eggs and more eggs 
in my future this week ... purrrpondering if I can
play hockey with them!

 Psst .. this is my Staff who I invite to join Me & Myself
at my job, my Animal Assisted Therapy job.
Been on the job 12 years of my Man Cat life to
 be with my special needs seniors who make me purr.
 Pssst again ..... it's kind of ducky and I'm lucky to be wearing
my Easter Tie cuz it's special,  just like my 32 special senior pals are.

 Buona Pasqua - hey dats EyeTailyun for Happy Easter!
And Me & Myself are ready to meet and greet
Signore Bunny soon.

Catzowey! My lil sisfur Grappa is feeling 
Easterish.  Watch out world! 
She's not named Grappa for nothing! Hee hee hee!

Buona Pasqua, Happy Everything
and cheers to you having a non-catastrophic week.
AND thanks for being my Catzowey friend!

Ciao & Meow
GUIDO the Italian Kitty


December 22, 2018

Tis The Season For Some Ha Ha Ha & Some Ho Ho Ho


Catzowey! It's Cwismus time and I went out this
week to meet & greet the real really Santa in 
purrrson! He's smiling and didn't show any
stress from his busy week
He rocks to the Meowximum

Holy Cannoli - My EyeTailYun self has dressed up
in fine Holly Dazed fashion to visit my very
special seniors where I have my job as an
#AnimalAssistedTherapy cat  yup uh huh.

Hmmmmzatini! I'm trying to give Santy some
Santy Hat competition - what's you think?

Oh My Golly Ya gotta do the Fa La La Feline Chant Nowza Meowza


 Hmmzatini - I seem to be in love with Missus Claus
and blame it on my being EyeTailYun - cuz
we loves loves loves the ladies! Psst it's the time
of the Year to spread hugs!

Dontcha tell anybody but this is my 2010
chillaxing & relaxing on the Tree branches.
In my youngun days I was a wild child!

Pssst  It''s me and my sister Grappa  doing the Holly Dazed Pose. 

Buon Natale! That's EyeTailYun for 
Merry Christmas and I got my EyeTailYun
stocking ready for Santy Paws to fill


Me and Myself wishes you a meowvalous non-catastrophic
Holly Daze.  Be safe and warm and just know I love you and ya 
don't need to be doing Cwismus events cuz we all don't need
that stuff.  You are adored... yup uh huh you are! Buon Natale 
my friend!

Ciao & Meow & Buon Natale!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty





October 28, 2018

I'm Dressing Up Down and All Around For Halloween

Catzowey and more Catzowey ... didja hear dat time
of the year is here?  Yup uh huh it's for sure
it's time to start not being yourself! It's just 1 day of 
the year when you can be someone else & nobody cares
 Hoorayzatini it's Halloweeny!

 Do you have a plump pumpkin pal who's having a
really bad hair day? It's purrrfectly fine cuz it's yur pal. So
just give em love & suppurrrrrt.

 Aye Aye - all eyes & paws on board was my Halloweeny
costume a few years back - move over Johnny Depp cuz I hear
the ladies luv me like they luvs you and your meowscles but i
got mancat meowscles too dude!!

Hee Hee Hee - everybody has a lil devil
in themselves - yup uh huh it's for sure.
Don't you?
 G'day Mates! I'm having an Aussie-tastic Jackaroo 
Halloweeny and feeling like a real Bush-Ranger dude!

Oh please! Staff thought I should dress up as a Catzowey 
California Veggie! Really? I don't think this works for my
organicat self!
I am interviewing for new Staff so puhleeze send resumes!
Halloween doesn't has to be scary -  it's a great day
to hug n' luv - it's meowvalous!

 Aloha ha ha ha ha!
This year 2018 Me & Myself are dressing up
as .....
A Great Hawaiian Tourist!
Meowvalous Mahalo's and you be safe on
Halloweeny!

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO THE ITALIAN KITTY








September 1, 2018

Laboring Away on Labor Day in the USA

CATZOWEY & more CATZOWEY! I think I've been a basket 
case these past weeks AND my mancat self has missed ya
abundacatically!


Remember it's September and the sun shines
shiny rays on those who seek
the sunny side of life and that's me for sure!
Always looking to catnap on dat sunny side of
the street even though I'm a City Kitty! Hee Hee!

AND if you can't start your day on the sunny side of the street
well - try having a multi-cat functional fun coffee machine!
PURRRRduces coffee for the Staff and warms my buns!
Totally happy household!
WOWZA MEOWZA!

No more monkeying around for me - I'm back
on the job - as an Animal Assisted Therapy man cat
and visiting a friend on FurrrrrEyeDay August 31st.
She's in a San Francisco hospice.  I'm staring at her
cuz she cannot see me no more. But I know staring 
at her helps her understand she's loved to the 
meowximum and I wore my good Tie to visit her.


My "No Monkeying Around TIE" was backwards 
but my friend in hospice didn't notice. 
I just wanted to hunker down here between her
legs - She's a cat lover and I luvs her so so much


YES YES YES  - nothing LESS!
Life is good and I'm smiling looking at needlepoint
an amazing purrrrrson made of me,  your EyeTailYun pal.
How many hours did it takes her special needs self to create
this master cat piece?

YES YES YES
Life is good!

I wish you a NonCATastrophic month!
CIAO & MEOW
GUIDO the Italian Kitty





July 2, 2018

Red White & Mew and Me Too

Hoorayzatini! My EyeTailYun self loves loves and loves the
4th of July in USA just like you cuz I can be my Patrioticat self 
and purrrhaps snag a little Barbeque that's dropped down off the
 Staff's table too!
Didja know I has dual Passpurrrts in both Italy & USA?

Pssst -it's time to take our paws baaaack 10 years and here's my 
he was a meowvalous Patrioticat & squeaky clean one too so 
Yolo, you get Heavenly saluted for being meowvalously
patrioticatish & kind of cute too.

The 4th of July is the purrrfecto day to get out of the house
to a PURRRRade. You might meet & greet
amazing patrioticats who's in the pawty mood too, like you.

 On a meowments notice, my stylist suggests 
different kitty couture - so ya gotta tell me what's you 
think of this Red White & Mew outfit?  
I'm curious as a cat!  PURRRhaps I need to find
a new Stylist? Lemme know.

I'm purrrrroud to be a Patrioticat ....

Hot diggity dog, I luvs 4th of July fun & the
meowvalous nibbles (meowgaritas, tuna wheels & catnip canap├ęs)!

I wish YOU the mostest safe & sunny &
 funtastic 4th of July in the USA
and
please make it non CATastrophic!

CIAO & MEOW
GUIDO the Italian Kitty










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