November 25, 2014

How To Dress Up For Your Special Dinner Guest

Catzowey! Didja hear it's that fine Fall feathered time of the year when Me & MYself
invites a turkey to dinner ... yep the guest of honor youza could say, is being invited on
Thanksgiving Day and hoorayzatini - I'ma gonna be making him feel
welcome & speshule too.

 So, yep itza for sure my smitten kitten smart self is deeesguised to look just like my
fine feathered furiend whooza coming to dinner - dat way heeza feels at home and not
alone, yep uh huh.

 Every man bird has dat colorful fine feathered chest so I'ma purrracticing how to look dat
colorful in a man cat kind of way.

 Catzowey! My lil sisfur Grappa preening and careening her feathers too!

 Oh no Grappa NO! Dontcha go eating your Thanksgiving Day outfit !

Remember, November is the fine doggone great time to give thanks for
furiends - all kinds of furiends with fur, no fur and feathers too. Pssst, furiends don't
ever have to look alike to be furiends and thatza what makes our World goes round and
round and makes me purr.

Now you have a nonCATastrophic week and Me & Myself & lil sisfur Grappa
send abundacat kitty hugs to meowvalous you!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty









November 18, 2014

It's a Funtastic Fall Vegie Food Fest

Catzowey - Me & MYself shouting out and about that weeza falling smack dabzatini into the finest Fall vegies !

Itza not corny at all that carrots are purrfecto Fall vegies too

And my favorito EyeTailYun tortellinis got the funtastic Fall vegies inside and under all dat yummy roasted tomatoe red sauce - whisker licking good !

I said ROASTED not toasted ....

It's for sure, yep uh huh - Me & MYself are in love with funtastic Fall vegies. So gonna fall into a big comfy Mancat sized catnap now.

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow
GUIDO the Italian Kitty




November 11, 2014

Caught In The Act As A Matter Of Fact

Catzowey That is not Me & MYself hiding in those funtasticat Fall flowers.

Yikes itza gotta be my lil sisfur Grappa purrpondering doing her Falltastic deeeeestruckshun act!  
It's for sure she's caught in the act as a matter of fact.


Grappa is redeeezining the Fall flowers in a colorful calico way, like those kind of air plants that require no water, no soil and it's no purroblem at all. Hmmmzatini now where did lil sisfur Grappa get these flowers arranging talents?

Yep uh huh - I'ma thee EyeTailYun flower deeziner with an eye for purrrfecto work and I teaches
lil sisfur Grappa her meowvlaous floral pawniques.

This IS called being caught in the act as a mater of fact.

I am wishing you a nonCATastrophic Fall week in fact!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty  
and lil sisfur Grappa too !













November 3, 2014

Promoting Voting Cuz I Connote It's Time To Vote

CATZOWEY!
Itza Election time again in the USA on 4 November 2014. Hmmmzatini I'ma purrrpondering all these giganticat ballots before my paws head to the voting place.

Brought in the lil sisfur Grappa to help figure out all the catOHstrophic ballot stuff and sheeza pawing her way through them - hope she finishes before Election Day.

MEOWZA WOWZA! Lil sisfur Grappa looking at all the issues from different angles. That's good !
Me and Myself got exhaustacatted trying to figures out the ballots so reached for my organicat nip carrot.  Bamzatini passed out right in the middle of purrpondering what to votes on. Yep Uh Huh it's for sure!

Our voting ballot books are more giganticat than a Cwismus holly dazed catalogue. So dontcha worry cuz Me & MYself and lil sisfur Grappa confused to the meowximum too! Hoorayzatini youza not alone in ballet confusion! Oopsatini I means ballot confusion  .. Hee Hee Hee!

Now you knows we wishes you the mostest nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty


October 29, 2014

It's Halloween, Change The Clocks & Fall Into Fall Time All In 1 Week

Catzowey is right! So so so much to purrrponder this week ..... like I'm just getting over the GIGANTICAT WORLD SERIES and now I got Halloweenie things to do too, like carve my GIANT  organicat pumpkin.

OR find my purrfecto Halloweenie costume! Maybe Me & MYself will dress up as Dracucatula
 and say "I wanna bite of your catnip cookies!"

Pawsible that Me & MYself dresses up as Go Johnny Go Depp and enjoy being an irate Pirate!
 Yo Ho HOzatini pass me a meowtini.

And if I'ma under the influence of my organicat Meowtini I can purrrobably watch myself change my watches on Caturday night when Daylight Savings Time is going poofzatini. Lemme remember .. itza Fall back and Spring forward, right?

 Lil sisfur Grappa says AHHH nuts to finding a Halloweenie costume - hey sheeza in purrrmanent Halloweenie colors all year long (pssst, and sheeza purrroudly wears the colors of San Franfuncisco Giants too)

 Dangzatini - Grappa doing dat purrrfeshonal modeling pose for Fall colors Cat-OH-logue!

Weeza both wanna wish YOU a most meowvalous and nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty 
(and lil sisfur Grappa too)

 









October 19, 2014

Knocking The Socks Off Me This Week In A World Series Kind Of Way

CATZOWEY! Youza knows Me & MYself advocates good sportsmanship and playing life with fair meowster manners. BUT the World Series this week gonna be knocking my socks right off my paws!

Lil sisfur Grappa got the vibe for this World Series and she's wearing MY socks! GO Grappa GO izza better to hear than NO Grappa NO!

 Yikes Grappa! You don't wanna get bagged at the World Series! Nope.

Going to this World Series might be a hair raising experience! See ya in Kansas City and YES Dorothy we ARE in Kansas this week - where's Toto?!  If youza not a baseball fan itza OK. Cuz life is just a big ball game where our paws run around the bases of life everyday. It's meowvalous when you gets yourself on just one base and it makes you smile. Yep Uh Huh it's for sure. Me & MYself smiling with YOU this week!

Wishing YOU a GIANT sized  nonCatastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty












October 13, 2014

Cristoforo-Cristobal-Christopher - Hey Any Way It's Columbus Day!

Signore Columbus izza my EyeTailYun hero and I has the mostest giganticat respecto for his navigating all the way cross dat ocean a very long long time ago with no GPS! 

Cuz itza colorful Christoforo Columbus Day, me and lil sisfur Grappa donning the EyeTailYun colors cuz weeza purrroud to be EyeTailYun meowsters.

 OoooMeowPah! Weeza found ourselves a Columbus Day Purrrade and tried tuning up some dude's Tuba.

Catzowey! Me & Myself caught a ride on a giganticat tuba tube and it wazza meowvalous!
Itza fine feline day when some savvy mustached Signorina suggests Me & Myself share a primo vino with her but hey, I gotta get her to my Man Cat Barber Shop tomorrow - yep uh huh!

Va Va Va Voooooomzaloni - itza no baloney so pass me an organicat niptini cuz being a celebricat at the Cristoforo Columbus Day Purrrade can be exhausticatting! Viva EyeTailYah I tells ya.

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!

CIAO & MEOW

GUIDO the Italian Kitty







October 9, 2014

Let's Play Ball - In A GIANT Kind Of Way

Catzowey  ..   Itza the mostest meowvalous time of the year and Cwismus not even here! 

It's the baseball playoffs and I'ma off playing with my baseball. Yep uh huh.

 Dontcha know, it's for sure that wearing my lucky baseball shirt (and tucking my Man Cat sized EyeTailYun tummy in) creates San Franfuncisco GIANTS sized winning kitty karma.

Sometimes the famoso baseball players look the other direction so the TeeVee cameras don't see dem posing .. yep uh huh, It's what the famoso guys do on dat field of dreams. Psst ... dontcha kid yurself, theyza really purrrpondering the next good GIANTS sized play too, while looking cool.

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week in a GIANTS kind of way ... Hooray!

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty






September 29, 2014

Having Staff Can Rock Your Day The Guido Way

Catzowey ! Me & Myself absoluticatically agrees with this message - yep uh huh.

My lil sisfur Grappa seems stunned to find this meowvalous news - hey Grappa itza true.

Me & Myself says Mille Meowster Grazie (datza THANKS a bunch in EyeTailYun) to the deeziner of this great towel!

 Simply fine feline fashionable and perfectly true too !

My Staff purchased this doggone cool shirt for my man cat stylish self. Me & Myself purred over my popped preppy collar till I looked at dat back ....


Do you think my Staff might have been on organicatnip when this was purrchased? Catzowey I better be interviewing for new Staff !

It's for sure, Me & Myself wishes YOU a nonCATastrophic day!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty


September 22, 2014

Paws UP To A Cat In A Hat and Another Hat

Catzowey my furiends! Itza simply amazing to try on hat after hat when I'ma cat but I luv luv luvs deeziner hats so so so much.  This izza my rainy dazed hat but it never rains in CalEyeFurKneeYah any more and no spring, summer or fall shower powers on my horizon.

Purrhaps youza has a moment when youza just ties one on and wishes you hadn't.

Just one time purrr year it's impurrtant to don the colorful Derby Hat cuz itza speshule and I feels like a winner rounding the bend heading to my ManCat food bowl!

 Fly Me & MYself to dat moon so I can croon a superbo song like Signore Sinatra.

 My San Franfuncisco self wears the Giants hat when I takes me out to the ballpark and buys Me & MYself some catnip infused crackerjacks!

Now you know, yep uh huh you do know that I wish meowvalous you a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty







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