April 15, 2021

My Meowster Wings Have Arrived & They Fits PURRfect

             Holy Cannoli Me and Myself has wings & flying first class too.
Meeting and Greeting friends from life on Earth and Up here too at the
Heavenly Catpuccino Cafe.
 
I kinda likes not having to watch my Man Cat waistline now
Howza you doing?
Lemme know cuz my heavenly Wi-Meow-Fi is meowvalous up here.

Wishing you a PURRRfecto abundacatical NonCatAstrophic Week

 OODLES of AMORE,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty
 
                               

                                
 

March 31, 2021

 I’m Flying In a Heavenly Way - FURst Class Too!


Well  well well - they say sometimes ya just don’t know what the cards deal ya and in this case Me and Myself  got dealt dat Kidney Disease in July 2020. So I has the mostest meowvalous Staff on da Planet who helped me on Sunday, yup uh huh on Palm Sunday (psssst I’m an Episcocat so I loves Palm Sunday cuz I can always for the past 14 years play with those palms the Staff used to bring home from dat church)

She helped me cross over the Rainbow Bridge on Sunday March 28th at 12:25pm PST and I knows her heart is broken but I’m so so so grateful to be out of pain and flying FURst class all around Heaven now

Let’s remember the meowvalous times for sure - 
Like hanging out together

I had a job for 13+ years - yup uh huh coMEWting on the famous 
San Franfuncisco Cable Car to my job with my silly Staff!
I loved my job with the very special needs seniors at The ARC of San Francisco
They made me purr - best paycheck ever

Me and Myself just loved loved travel and 
Hello Ha Ha Ha Hawaii always made me
wanna share a Meow Tai with you!


My Staff and me were “Team Guido” and we just grooved going everywhere together
all over the Globe.

My life has been Catzowey purrrrrfecto meeting and greeting 
 famous folks like Santy Paws!

And crazy double  Catzowey! In 2008 I flew on a Jet Plane 
to Hollywood to be on a TeeVee show with dat 
famoso Signore Chuck Woolery.

Signore Jackson Galaxy and me met in Hollywood and in San Franfuncisco
and he said I was not gonna ever be on his TeeVee Show “The Cat From Hell”
Hee Hee Hee

My 13-1/2 years in Animal Assisted Therapy had me on the job
meeting and greeting everybody.


Yup uh huh my life has been meowvalous
But now I’m in a new life just up above looking
down upon all of you and Me & Myself are always hoping 
you’re having a nonCATastrophic Day.

Do me a big favor puhleeeze? 
Give back to your CoMEWnity cuz they needs ya.

AMORE AMICI
Fino al nostro prossimo incontro

LOVE YA FOREVER AND EVER,
Guido the Italian Kitty










March 13, 2021

This Week Everybody Has A Lil Irish In Them

 

Catzowey Catzowey! 
Top O’ Dat Morning wishes and more 
meowvalous good wishes
ya reach dat bottom of your breakfast bowl if
it has dat famous Irish Oatmeal with 
catnip sprinkles ! 
We gonna be cat chatting about a Sea of Green now

  It’s Time for St Catricks Day 
Hooray so put on your green.

Even my EyeTailYun self has some of dat good 
and wild child Irish genes in me - Yup dats what I hear!

                                Ya gotta sparkle and marvel at the Sea of Green this week!
                                              What’s ya gonna wear? I’m curious as a cat

Holy Cannoli ! We’ve been photo bombed 
by My lil sistah Grappa who's
feeling the St Catrick’s Day mood too.

Bottoms up uP UP! 
But with my inky dinky Irish mug dats gonna 
be easy peasy fur sure!

WOWza MEOWza 
I’m all choked up thinking about a snappy
Sea of Green on St Catrick’s Day !!

Wishing you a Non-CATastrophic
St Paddy’s Day!

Amore and EyeTailYun Kitty Hugs,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty



February 11, 2021

Catzowey! I See A Sea of Red Fun In Our Future

 

                                     Catzowey! Everything isn't just inky dinky pinky!                                             My head sees red this weekend cuz it's Valentines Day                                         & the start of the Lunar MEW Year too!  You can find
                  you  birth year Lunar animal right here - psssst, I'm born in 
                           The Year Of The Dog! Hee Hee Hee - it's true!

                                             
                                I'd say lil sis Grappa has her own take on 
                              Valentines Day.
                                  She's born in the Lunar year of the snake!
                               Holy Cannoli! 

 
  Wowza Meowza!  Getting ready for celebrating  Lunar MEW Year on Friday February 12th, 2021 so got our chop sticks out and ready to play pick up sticks!

    

 
 When Me & Myself get finished welcoming in 
the Year of the Ox tomorrow,  then I'll start 
selectacatting my Valentines cards.


      And in between celebrating the Lunar MEW Year and Valentines Day
                    I'm gonna have some Meowy Yeowwwy Catnip!


    Pssst ... I loves putting my 2 lips on red Valentine tulips! 

But they are not, nope NOT healthy for we meowsters!!


         Waaaaaay back before every place got shutted down last year, I would take my Staff on Valentines Day to my job at the senior center.  I'd play with my very special 32 senior pals and they'd make me purr all day. I always gots
dressed up for the Valentines pawty I tossed them.

                                                    Will YOU be my Valentine this year?

Ciao & Meow & Molto Amore!

And I wishes you a nonCATastrophic weekend of fun at home!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty



January 31, 2021

Meaning To Be Cleaning Out My Abundacat Big Closet

 

 Catzowey folks!
One giganticat year has passed since we gots into 
Quarry-Teen and there's nothing to do but start
cleaning out my closet of fine feline couture! So here goes and
you are getting an up front super duper close view of what 
I has found in my Man Cat sized cat couture closet.

 Hee Hee Hee! It's not  hanging on a hangar but folded finely
cuz it's the EyeTailYun cat's meow when Columbus Day rolls around.

I'm feeling kinda GIANT ... yup uh huh but opening day in my
City by the Bay not gonna be till April so gonna fold my hat
now then sit on it to keep it PURRRRRessed nice and add some fur for sure.

Holy Cannoli I might belong on the Advent
Calendar in this ho ho ho hat! Phew, it's packed up for
making its December debut.

Do ya wanna have a Spring Fling? 
Easter is gonna arrive someday and Me & Myself gonna
be sitting on chickie eggs I think. Pssssst I hear it's good to go Green!

Happy Hearts Day is just around our corner and we all needs
LOVE LOVE and more LOVE now more than ever, so I found my
inky dinky pinky hat and terrific tie for February 14th.

Crooning and swooning in my Frankie Sinatra tie and hat
makes me purr and they's one of my favorito kitty couture 
outfits in my closet.  Start spreading the news cuz I may be
leaving today for New York New York!

Aloha Ha Ha!
Wanna share a MeowTai with me & myself? 
No way can I fold my lei in my closet!

I'm not forty but I'm sporty in my Golden State
Warriors Tee and I got it folded up nice in my
kitty couture closet for the next bouncing ball game.

Ah Ha!
My hearty party hat!

It's for sure!
Got my own page too ...

Woo hoo we're going into Year 2 of not much to do.
So think about cleaning out dat closet of yours and lemme know
what treasures on hangers or stuffed in a box on top of another box you find!
I'm curious as a cat about YOUR closet!
 
Abundacat Healthy Hugs,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

December 24, 2020

It’s Time For Lil Saint Nick’s Cwismas Message

`Twas the night before Christmas, 
and all through the house
all the creatures were stirring, 
including the mouse

And all of the animals - the birds and the cats
Awaiting the Big Guy 
(you know: white beard and a sack)

They nibbled the treats, set out with great care
Careful to avoid getting milk in their hair

Then they stretched on the carpet, 
and lounged on the couch,
“He’s late,” they complained,
“that lazy old slouch!”

They had a proposal they wanted to place
To Mr. Claus himself, direct to his face

Yet as the night lingered, sleep was their escape
Except for one kitten climbing the drapes

She’d napped most of the day 
and was now fully alert
(‘Though covered with schmutz, 
some dark chimney dirt)

She finally saw him, black boots from the flume
White beard, big tummy: 
jolly you-know-old-who

He ho-ho’d quite gently, 
asked had she been good
“Skip the pleasantries,” she responded, 
“if we just could."

We’ve something to ask, a bit of a favor:
A change to your flight plans, 
one we hope you might savor

Instead of the trinkets, bright baubles and toys,
Deliver us, dear Santa, to good girls and boys

There are so many of us homeless, 
in the sanctuary we sit
Use Christmas magic,
In your red sack we’ll fit.”

Santa was touched by this most wondrous plan
But some things, he knew, were out of his hands:

For the answer to the crisis of pet homelessness
Requires a change in human consciousness


So he and that kitten now face us and plead:
Please value these lives, 
it’s the coming year’s need

Respect them and love them, 
treat them like treasure
They’ll return those sweet gifts 
many times beyond measure

And in some Christmas future, 
we hope for a true holiday
Every Lanai cat has a person for play

And to love them, yes, and to honestly care:
Then true Christmas for all, 
for all a family to share.

Brought to Us By Our Friends at
Composed by Board Member, Mr. Ken White


My Sistah Grappa is smitten for Lanai Cat Sanctuary Kitties


I feels full of Aloha-ha-ha spirit when I 
thinks of all my friends at the Lanai Cat Sanctuary

In true Hawaiian, here’s my MELE KELIKIMAKA 

And a Buon Natale too!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty


December 21, 2020

Are Ya Feeling The Holly Days Or Dazed By The Holidays?

 

Catzowey! I hear it's dat time of the Year for Ho Ho Ho’ing and Ha Ha Ha’ing! It's fur sure ya don’t wanna stress out. Ya wanna enjoy being Holly Dazed with all the meowvalous things you and yourself are doing and not doing during these non meowvalously normal holidays.
. 

No chance am I rapping, dats normal, but it’s for sure 
I’m unwrapping.


Cwismas is the purrfecto time to hug - but dangzatini 
we gots dat Covid creep keeping us from hugging.


Up on the tree top I’ma gonna hop hop hop ...
It’s for sure I’ma not gonna stop stop stop!

Do you hear what I hear?
There’s a star, yup uh huh supposed to be a super shiny star in the East 
UP UP UP there somewhere so gonna follow dat star, yup I are.

Absoluticatically meeting & greeting Signore Santa is the mostest 
meowvalous part of being Holly Dazed & dats normal! 
Kinda like my being super duper star struck when I met Morris the Cat.... 
oopsatini I means when Morris met me!

Don’t Monkey around this Holly Dazed season!

Frosty dat Snowyman, Rudolfo dat Reindeer and Me & Myself all are
feeling Holly Dazed and sending abundacat Meowy Cwismas wishes
to you, yup YOU!

Pssst .... remember to put some sardines, impurrrted cheese,
 a creamy cannoli & cool chianti out on Cwismas Eve when you goes 
nighty night cuz Santy Paws is gonna be dropping by and he
sure gonna needs some goodies to rev him up for the next stop.

Buon Natale - hey dats EyeTailYun for Merry Cwismas!

Amore,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty















 

 

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