February 12, 2017

Guido's Glamorama Guide For A Vivacious Valentine's Day


Catzowey
 It's the time of the year, yep uh huh it really is, when I gotta
figure out what hue of red to wear, what purrfecto petals to pick 
and where to share my purrs galore & more. It's funtastic 
and we all needs a guide to follow or we miss Valentine's Day fun!

 
 It really is funtastic and feline fine to start with selecting
the petals to send dat special someone, and ya gotta get
right up close to inspectacat them purrfectlty cuz you're
paying for them with your MasterCat card and they gotta
be purrfecto.

 Me & Myself takes flower inspection seriously
cuz Valentine's Day is not the day to goof - nope 
no goofing or Signore Cupid gonna sting you with dat
bow and arrow gizmo in the wrong spot.

Purrhaps you're feeling a little daffy
and wanna select these kinda mellow
yellow petals instead of inky dinky pinky petals.

Pssst - dontcha forget this!   Ya gotta find the purrrfecto card,
and card shopping can put you right into a catnap cuz ya gotta
open and read all da mushy words to select the purrfecto card.

 My Lil Sisfur Grappa opticats for just sending her 
colorful calico heart to her favorito Valentine - no
petals, no treats, no card.

 All of a sudden everything is coming up inky dinky pinkie 
and red like roses!

 Back to selecting da card! 
Catzowey! Some cards are giganticat sized so you can 
send oodles of kitty hugs and abundacat love in them - yep its for sure.

  It's meowvalous if you have Staff like me, you can have your 
Staff take you anywhere on Valentine's Day. My Staff will
be joining me and my 35 special needs senior pals where
I has my Anipal Assisted Therapy job for 10 years. Hoorayzatini 
I'm gonna be busy busy passing out a catzillion Valentines to everybody!


Psssst ... this is my purrrsonal favorite Glamorama
Guide tip for a vivacious Valentine's Day:
wear something meowvalously funtastic!

Sending you my Italian Mancat love and oodles of big kitty hugs 
this February 14th.
Psssst.... I send all that to you everyday cuz you're special and
 February 14th is just 1 day of the catzowey year!

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

December 24, 2016

Didja Hear -- It's a Catzowey Meowvalous Time Of The Year

Ho HO HOzatini! 
Hey datza EyeTailYun for ha ha ha happy holidays.
 So ME & MYself are trying on Holly Dazed outfits.
What's you think? 


 ha Ha HAzatini - -  it's a  sneaky peaky Santy's hat!

Catzowey! Me & MYself are
 showcasing some glistening Glow n' Snow balls
cuz tis the season to be purrrrliant!


No more Glowing Balls - just having a ball
being a Holly Dazed smitten kitten!

 
And no need to purrrponder if ME & MYself has not been nice
cuz
Santy Paws knows for sure - (I has been spicy nicey!)
No matter how you look at it,  Me & MYself 
signed up to be  Santy Paws this year to spread great cheer.

Hoorayzatiin it's Me & MYself strutting
my Cwismus Caroling outfit on the job at 
a fabtastic nursing home (are YOU feeling
in the holly dazed mode yet??)

Pawsatively posing with my Staff for accompanying
me to my Animal Assisted Therapy job all over town 
all year long.

Merry Meowy Christmas ~ Happy Hanukah ~ Catzowey Kwanza!

Peaceful Paws Galore to wonderful you,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty












October 29, 2016

Gonna Tie One On This Halloween

Pssst .. do you think Me & Myself should 
go Trick n' Treating in this catzowey tie?

Purrhaps someone fills my Trick n' Treating bag
with Mancat sized foods  if I wear
THIS tie cuz I'm not trickin - nope it's
the real deal.

But of course and even more of course ...  IF I wear my
Signore Frankie Sinatra tie and EyeTailYun hat
well my Treats bag gonna runneth over!
Might get some Pasghetti and some meatballs too.

Of course it's perfectly politicatically
correct to not wear a tie on Halloween and just Go Green.
BUT then I'd get abundant organicat natural green treats in my 
Trick n' Treating Bag  and be meowvalously silly on
organicatnip. Oh shucksatini I'ma not supposed to inhale !

Now this is really Howlingweenish purrrfecto 
and I'm gonna do it with no tie but will tie one on
with a Howling NipTini or a great Spooks-Garita! Wanna join me?
BOO!

Holy Cannoli and hello lil devilette
It's my lil sisfur Grappa getting into her HowlingWeenish mode and this
 could be catOHstrophic for sure!  No treats for this trickster!

Catzowey Catzowey !  We meowsters wish you a meowlicious
super funtastic Halloween and pssst ... it's always just purrrfectly OK
 to be silly!
Yup uh huh it's for sure it's OK.

Happy Halloween from us Meowsters!

Guido the Italian Kitty 
&
Grappa too !







September 11, 2016

It's Time to Table My Tabby Table Time

Catzowey !
I'm working hard to table my table time
cuz my ManCat self deserves some special
table time - everybody does, dontcha think?

It's so so so meowvalous when I get
my table time, so I cross my EyeTailYun paws
that more tabby table time comes my way.
Hoorayzatini!

But more than tabby table time, I purrfur
where I gets a catzillion meowsages.

When I'm on the job these bedside meowsages sure
rev up my purr machine! Pssst - Me & Myself visit this nice
 93 years yungun lady every other Saturday for my meowsages.

And dontcha think a ManCat should always wear
a good tie when on the job?

Once my job is done for the day 
I'm back to tabling tabby table time
and feeling oh so so so Catzowey fine!

Wishing wonderful special YOU the mostest
nonCatastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty








August 4, 2016

Paws UP Cuz I've Grown UP!

Catzowey Catzowey and more Catzowey!
August 5th 2006 is thee meowvalous day I chose my Forever Home and dats
10 whole giganticat years ago! 

Ahhhhmazing dat early on being a smitten kitten I learned to sniff
the grapes and select the right fine feline wines.
Sonoma Ahhhhhroma is what it's bout, yup it's true.

Today at a whopping 10 years youngun I'm laffing 
bout being smaller than dat jumbo wine glass was!

 HEY! I'm always on da job - yup uh huh 9 years I been working in
Animal Assisted Therapy
 visiting special needs seniors who make me purr for sure.
Pssst it's good to dress up on the job so I wears a Tie & Hat. Dont'cha do dat?

And lemme tells ya dat spreading a good
envirocatically correct meowsage can make your day
feline fine. It's probably better than wearing dat Tie.

Hoorayzatini I learned to Tweet before I turn Elebenty !

Feeling a lil inky dinky pinky purrrfecto celebrating 10 years at my amazing meowvalous
funtasticat Forever Home! Life is purrfecto & Catzowey!

Cheers to fab YOU and 10 more meowvalous years too !
Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

PS.. Visit my FB page and stay current with Me & Myself







July 3, 2016

Funtastic 4th of July Fun in the USA - HOORAY


CATZOWEY! 
Even an EyeTailYun kitty loves a special USA occasion.  
Cheers to the 4th of July in the USA!  Hoorayzatini!!

Feeling PURRoud and pumping out my
man cat chest to wear my USA  flag 
PURRoudly this week on the 4th of July -
don't ask why!

Do you thinks I'm unfurling my flag purrrroperly?

Holy Cannoi! My Lil Sisfur Grappa is into 4th of July for sure!
UH OH! You do know she's known as "no Grappa NO" !

Yup uh huh ...  it's for sure dat I'm saying Happy Birthday America
from the EyeTailYun Kitty to a whole meowalous
nation!  Pssst.. how old IS America this year? I'm 
curious as a cat to know and waiting to hear from ya!

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty



May 23, 2016

Terrific Time For A Purrfect TEN !


Hoorayzatini - I'll pass ya the custom made meowtini if you can 
guess who is turning the purrfect terrific 10? HINT HINT..

It's Bambino ME turning 10 this week!  
Remember, Me & Myself started out
 homeless on the Streets of San Francisco,
and dat furtunate day August 3, 2006 I found
my furever and ever home and passed out from 
all dat excitement of "being Home sweet Home".
Psssst -  I even got a mini man cat litter box
dat day! My first indoor plumbing!

In my growing up inky dinky early meowments, I became an
Envirocat keeping my cat eyes on water usage! 
(you should too!)

 And would ya believe dat Me & Myself went to
the giganticat Grace Cathedral one day to get blessed
on St. Francis Day by a nice lady, Dr. Jane Goodall.
Yup its for sure she held me in high esteem and said 
I wazza handsome dude with a future! 
Hee hee hee she made me purr.
 
Then things started getting fishy so I decided I 
needed a job! Yep uh huh a real job!

 So in 2007 I passed the test & got dat 
certification for being a real on the job
my pal Charlie on the job at the
seniors day care center - he's blind but he sees me
his way and I see him my way - we guys bond.

 And now with terrificat ten event on my
radar, Me and Myself have bonded with
da Sofa cuz I likes chillaxing 
and relaxing when I'm not on the job.

 Nothing more meowvalous then
being in da party mood! 
Get on board with me and let's PAWTY
cuz turning terrificat ten only happens
one time in da life even with 9 lives ! 

 Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty
















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