April 5, 2020

Our Paws Are Purrrracticing Proper Physical Distancing

We San Francisco Meowsters are purrracticing
our proper physical distancing our way: not facing each other
and weeza not sneezing on each other!

We got our tape measuring gizmo! Our 8 feet are
exactly where we wants them - close to each other,
not 6 feet apart.

When we're not catnapping, lil sistah
Grappa is doing the downward dogs
with her virtual Yoga teacher ! Look
the Yoga teacher is smiling at her

And then we play BINGO

Be Safe - Stay Home - Catnap a lot!

Pssst .... it's Palm Sunday & dat means
Signore Bunny is gonna arrive in a week!

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty (and Grappa too)

March 25, 2020

Pawsatively Getting Our Kitty Paws Through COVID19 Lockdown

Catzowey and MORE Catzowey!
It's my lil sistah Grappa with her N95 mask
but I tells her she's not at the Easter Parade
BUT lil sistah Grappa never ever listens

 Got my N95 Meowster Mask 
and wearing it better than my  lil
sistah Grappa does!

WellAH  LOHA!  I'm feeling shut in 
here in my house 
so putting on my Hawaiian lei to feel
Tropicatical! PURRRtending I'm on 
Bring on my MeowTai please

 Holy Cannoli  my lil Sistah Grappa doesn't
understand the difference in Shelter IN Place

 Lil Sistah Grappa is  bringing out her Yoga Mat on Day 10
so looks like we meowsters gonna do some Downward Dogs
while us and Staff are on Lockdown!

 It's our very 1st time ever going to church and on 
a puter too? Holy Cannoli we are Episcocats but
this is a first for we meowsters.

Good things do come from Shelter IN Place
Great meowvalous NEWS and MEWS 
We has found a neighbor kitty out our window and we
waves our paws all the days to
Miss Kitty - yup good stuff comes from 
Shelter IN Place!

 They says ya gotta stay 6 feet apart -
so we're catnapping with our measuring tape

MEOWVALOUS MEASURING - we are doing it for sure!

 Our Staff went out for a walk cuz Staff is
allowed to do dat  and look at who she meets and greets
and 6 feet distance for sure works for her
in a doggone good way

Stay Safe and Stay IN Touch 
I loves ya abundacatically!


March 8, 2020

It's Time To See A Sea Of Green - Happy Almost St Paddy's Day

Catzowey and Top O' the Morning Catzowey to you too! 
From Me & Myself Guido MacPasta

 My sistah Grappa is getting herself into the Sea O' Green Week festivities 
and she's known as Grappa MacNaughty cuz, well she's a little bit naughty
every day not just St Paddy's Day! 

 Okey dokey it's not so green but I mean to tell ya this cuz well yes its 
kinda true I hear .... leave it to the ladies!

YUP the humans say everybody has a little Irish DNA in them
and I guess my Italian man cat self does too.

It's OK to not just wear the green but have the natural green in your soul! Loving my latest pro photo from my pal of almost 14 years,  Mark Rogers Photography

Ciao and Meow and wishing you a  funtasticat St Paddy's Day week
Make it a NonCatastrophic week & squeeze in a few catnaps!
GUIDO The Italian Kitty

January 31, 2020

I'm Playing In The Super Duper Bowl

It's that time of the year to have a 
Super Duper Bowl to play in.

 Holy Cannoli! Me & Myself can see me playing in
this Super Duper Bowl for sure.

We needs a referee to oversee this play!
 These are imposter bowls (not pasta bowls!) 
 No way are they Super Duper Bowls.
     I see the colorful referee arriving nowza.
 This could  be the Daddy of ALL Super Duper Bowls.
Yep uh huh, I think it could be.

Me and Myself are exhausticatted from all the
funtastic Super Duper Bowls, so I gotta chillax
in a meowvalous Miami sunny ray with my 
Guido Speedo!

 This fine feline fan is really ready so
bring on the Super Duper Bowl !

Wishing you a non-catastrophic week.

Ciao & Meow
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

December 22, 2019


If you been catnapping a lot then you forgot 
Cwismus is coming soon which means it's almost
time to mingle and jingle some bells.

 And it's dat time of the year to topple
a tree too!

Fa La La Ha Ha Ha - I'm decked out
for some meowvalous cat caroling.

 Lil Sisfur Grappa has herself in the Buon Natale mood too
and it's for sure Santy Paws is probably gonna fill her
Cwismus stocking with lil lumps of coal! Yup uh huh
cuz Grappa's deeeestruction business has been busy
in 2019.

 While Grappa's been destructing stuff I been out & about on my
Animal Assisted Therapy job spreading love & getting purrs doing
constructive stuff not deeeeestructive stuff like Grappa.

 Holy Cannoli!
She's stolen MY shirt !!!!

Buon Natale, Happy everything & Merry meowvalous
wishes to wonderful YOU.

Psssst ...  can ya keeps a secret?
I'm heading to The North Pole to work with the 
giganticat Elf who makes da toys for girls & boys!
Buon Natale! Dats why I gots my Elf hat on !

Amore & Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

November 27, 2019

Friendsgiving & Thanksgiving Are Both Meowvalous

Catzowey! Looks like I've a Pilgram kitty relative who might have been
 on dat Meowvalous Mayflower ship abundacat years ago!

 Me & Myself loves loves Pasghetti & Meatballs but birds of a feather do flock together
so I adds some feathers to make my guest of honor, Signore Turkey, feel right at home.

Waaay back when I was dat inky dinky smitten kitten, I ordered
the EyeTailYun pizza pie for Thanksgiving cuz I didn't have the 
guest of honor cuz he was flying somewhere out of town.

Holy Cannoli! After Me & Myself consumed dat giganticat Pizza Pie, I reached for my Yogi Tea. Yup downward dog with soothing organicat ginger to calm my man cat tummy 
always does the trick!

 If youza not having Signore Turkey or Pizza Pie for Friendsgiving or 
Thanksgiving ya might wanna do vegie-cataterian. I mean Go Green!

I'm curious as a cat to know why Signore Turkey is looking so pale! 
He's been outside for awhole year in the sunny rays.

Colorful Catzowey! It's the purrrfecto day to shout out I wishes you a super
Friendsgiving Day all week long cuz youza my awesome pawesome Friend.

 Hee Hee Hee! It's not an imposter - it's Me and Myself with my doggone 
good pal. Shhh don't tell anybody but I forgot to put on my Pilgrim Pants!

Happy Thanksgiving too and pssst ... almost time for me to start saying

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

October 27, 2019

Count Dracucatula Has Arrived

It's Halloween week and I wanna  tell ya
we izza all dressing up and down and all around for this
SPOOKtacular week!

 It's my lil Sis #NoGrappaNO  known as "Grappa" with bat wings!
Holy cannoli
She can fly without those wings and should be flying with the 
molto famoso High Flying Wallenda family!

 WOWza MEOWza - it's me and myself
with the lil Day of the Dead skelecat  cuz 
we gonna be celebrating it too . 
The Day of the Dead is coming up soon! Yup
Uh Huh

Last year when I visited my very special senior pals
Me and  myself dressed up as a Hawaiian Tourist with Staff.
Yup I did but I forgot my camera around
my neck! Dangzatini! Just call me Sir Spam-A-Lotta!

CATZOWEY! My lil Sisfur Grappa is
kinda looking devilish .. but she is everyday!

PURRRHAPS I dress up this year as a Biz
PURRRRSON  getting ready for my 1st IPO - got my
Work tie on and Wall Street would love dat! 

 Always Doggone Great to have furiends in high places 
like The Pooch Pope!

  My Man Cat EyeTailYun eyes see dat 
masked man in back of me! Yup uh huh
I do! BOO!

On October 31st Me and Myself & Staff gonna be
at The ARC passing out abundacat Halloween Cards
to my very special senior pals
 Happy SPOOKTASTICAT Halloween!
Be safe, have a funtasticat time and make it
a nonCATastrophic event!

Ciao & Meow
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

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