Me and Myself are pawsatively hanging around,thinking about life in da middle of the Sum Sum Summer time. Yep uh huh, it's fur shure cuz life in Winter, Spring, Fall or Sum Sum Summer time pawsatively passes by exacticatically as fast as the pot of Raviolis boils at sup sup supper time. Itza purrplexing fur shure: da times pass by faster in Sum Sum Summer time even though weeza gotza da loooongest day of da year on June 21st. With everything zipping by so fast, I wanna us to thinks back to when weeza inky dinkies, and remember da stuffs fur being purrfectly polite that we was taught. Yep! I'ma catchatting about "Manners", just propurrr polite is right manners. Weeza got politicatical manners, envirocat manners and da meowvalous dinner manners. Here goes our paws down meowmory manners lane....
Yungun Manners # 1
Never make rash and crash decisions cuz dats not good manners. When youza hanging out, hanging up or hanging down with no paws on the ground,stop fur a mini meowster second and look to da left then look to da right and take yur time fur da free fall.
Yungun Manners #2
Itza good manners and impurrtant to always watch yur water consumpshun from da start, cuz youza never ever too old or tooza yungun to be environmentally correctacat.
Yungun Manners #3
Daily good manners is to be da inspectacat and divide da trash so youza recycles correctacatically.
Yungun Manners #4
Be shure to always check out da water level in yur flower vase or yur BeeYouTeeFull flowers gonna not be too purrty when da water level izza below da "Stop! Yur Smitten Kitten self has drinked all my water!" baseline.
Itza purrfecto manners to not get boxed in, always keep yur options open and be shure youza has a view of everything frum everywhere. Yep uh huh, youza wanna see frumza inside to da outside and sneak da peak back in. Itza definicatically impurrtant youza sees whatza going on frum all direkshuns - that eliminates youza having a surprise from somewhere!
If youza mature meowster or yungun or da secret age cuz youza not gonna tell, justapurrractice da manners cuz youza gonna be a contentacat and purrsons gonna have da respectacatable OhPinion of youza tooza.
NOWza MEOWza go and have a fantasticat nonCATastrophic week!
Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty