Mewvies are my favorito when I'm not catnapping, so I dashed my paws down to La La Las Angeles to attend da Oscars events and was so so so ecstaticat to meet and greet da Golden Oscar Boyz.
Going behind the curtain izza meowvalously speshule at The Oscars - or youza can call dem da aCATemy Awards too. But whatza ever youza calls it, itza speshule to go behind dat curtain with da purrducers of the show. Theyza got secret stuff stored galore!
Purrtecting yur identity and being inCatnito at da Oscars izza fabucatulous cuz the Papurrrazzi doesn't find you, and yur bestest mostest meowvalous furiend duzn't see ya on da cover of The Mew York Times cuz youza inCatnito and thatza neato!
Don't getza choked up if yur favorito mewvie star duzn't win an Oscar.
Mewvies are meowvalous but youza MORE meowvalous and I wishes youza da mostest wonnerful week. And make it a nonCATastrophic one too!
Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty