Sweet and Sporty

Holy Cannoli! I luvs feeling sporting and sports are good for stimulating my energy and appetite too. Didja know it's fur shure that when youza invites a furiend over to watch a sport, they can bring speshule deezerts to your table.....so I luvs luvs luvs sports!

Catzowey! When I eats all those holy cannolis then I cannot fit into my Man Cat cave cuz the door gets smaller when my EyeTailYun tummy gets bigger.

Me & Myself always feels so so so sweet in my finer Niners footzaball hat, even if my San Franfuncisco team duzn't win. It's OK cuz someone gotta not win.

Now I'ma gonna be springing into Spring training which is as sweet as a giganticat platter of holy Cannolis. Are you purrpondering what sweets gonna land on my home plate?

Wishing YOU a nonCATastrophic sweet week - yep uh huh!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Footsing Around Town

Catzowey!

Me and My feets are pussy footsing around town with feets off the ground.

And when I gets all my foots off the ground, I likes to strike a Man Cat pose fur shure showing off my EyeTailYun foots.

It's meowvalous to have 3 foots on the ground and 1 spare for hooking da feathers.

Now, I tells ya that I started my pussy footing off the ground at a yungun age, yep uh huh it's fur shure I did cuz here I am at 62 days yungun with all 4 foots off the ground and looking all around.

Meowvalous to be airborne and footsing around while looking down and not wearing a paracatachute!

Now I wishes YOU the mostest meowvalous and nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

It's Tomato Tornado Time

You know it's almost September and no matter how you look at it,  you gotta remember it is truly tomato tornado time.

 

 Me & Myself hears these are Heirloom tomatoes so I'm checking them out uppa close to see exactictically how old they are. Wondering now if tomatoes have 9 lives like me!

 

Natch! It's time to Mix & Match.

Now this can choke you uppa, but look at whatza came out of my vegetable patch for my Mix & Match.

 

 It's not corny!

Me & Myself wish meowvalous YOU a nonCATastrophic week

Ciao & Meow !

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

 

 

Happy Days Can Make You Dazed

Catzowey! Itza purrrfecto day when Me & Myself is meeted and greeted by dat Happy Days über super star, Henry Winkler! 

This guy had a happy day and looked a little dazed with my ManCat self resting on his bambino sized bicep. My Meowster muscles are bigger than his, yep uh huh.

 

Itza happy day every day when I'm out on da job working in Animal Assisted Therapy and often I brings  a furiend with me.  Izza purrfeshunal to look like ya know whats youza doing so I wears my official on-the-job jacket.

                                             Wishing you a nonCATastrophic  week

                                                                Ciao & Meow,

                                                          GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck I'm Star Struck

How many times in your 9 lives do you gets to be in the same room as MOE of the famoso Three Stooges? Heeza cwacking Me & Myself uppa so much I'ma laffing and going nyuck nyuck nyuckzalini!

And da next day Me & Myself have the pleasure of sitting atop a WORLD SERIES Ring cuz I'ma meeting and greeting my pal JT Snow whooza was with my favorito San Franfuncisco GIANTS. The bling on his ring izza meowvalous and pssst... itza the real deal like GIGANTICAT ring cuz I weighs 17 pounds!

Catzowey! I'ma inspectacatting dat Game Show dude Chuck Woolery's man tan!  Well someone has to do it.

 

Life is meowvalously purrrfecto when youza meets the real HELLO KITTY!

Wishing YOU the mostest nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & MEOW

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Welcoming Luigi From Fiji

 When I heard Luigi was arriving I reserved him a speshule space cuz I thoughts he was flying across Oceans from Fiji , but Luigi doesn't live in Fiji.

 Catzowey! Luigi lives in "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" - and thatza way South of San Francisco and Fiji too!

 And knowing Luigi wazza arriving at my Man Cat mansion, I stocked uppa on lots of toiletries to makes him feel Tidy while heeza away from home.

My lil brofur, Grazie is on the Hospitality Inspekshun Committee to be shure everything izza purrfecto for Luigi who we thought was from Figi! Pssst, 4 cat eyes izza always better than just 2 cat eyes for inspekshuns - might find dusty bunnies leftover from Easter week.

Itza always politicatically correct to give your guests a Gift Basket loaded with something speshule !

Now you knows, Me & Myself wishes YOU a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Pawsatively Inky Dinky & Pinky

Catzowey! You know I'ma lover of funtasticat sports and  both Me & Myself been reeling & wheeling for my San Franfuncisco 49ers in the Super Dooper Bowl. Well, now my only big BOWL is my ravioli bowl! And I bids the  49ers Red & Gold colors arriverderci and gonna say an inky dinky hello to pinky!

Itza Me & Myself having a fabuloso funtasticat time with my new Toy "The Humphrey"who's pinky but not dinky. Itza Man Cat sized meowvalous invention for playtime retention.

My EyeTailYun not-so-inky-dinky pinky tongue is good for licking da red pasghetti sauce off my Man Cat cheeks!

Having a Man Cat moment playing with my pinkie toyz.

Shhh, dontcha tell anybody, but when I wazza inky dinky smitten kitten, my paws wazza purrfectly pinky and super inky dinky too.

Something to PURRponder this week:  

Do ya put yur pinky up when having dat Cup o' Catnip Tea?

Now I wishes you a mostest meowvalous and nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Aye Aye For The Eyes !

You cross the  "T" and supposed to dot your "i" but Catzowey, that takes uppa catnapping time, so Me & Myself suggests you just look into my eyes cuz theyza dot free!

 Yep uh huh it's fur shure my cat eyes are the real deal even when I'ma  hanging out in San Franfuncisco.

Some days when Me & Myself are so so so bizzi, I feel like a basket case, but my eyes are always open and on purrrtrol.

Right side uppa or uppa sides down, doesn't matter - gotta keep my cat eyes on everything everywhere down on the ground and all around.

 

Me & Myself  loves going to my Animal Assisted Therapy job (yep I'ma working meowster),  and it's good meowster manners to wear my official vest and always look the Manager directicatically in the eye!  Don't blink too much, cuz your eye blinks over 27,397 times purr day anyhow. And if youza blinks, you might miss that Moon hitting the Sky like that big Pizza Pie!

 

Wishing you a purrfecto and nonCATastrophic week!

 

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

 

Didja Leave Your Heart In San Francisco?

It's meowvalous mewsic to my ears when I hears my EyeTailYun furiend Tony Bennett croon da tune under da moon, "I Left My Heart In San Francisco." Baffling cuz Me & Myself have had our heart in San Franfuncisco da whole life so I never has to leave it here - cuz it's here automaticatically!

 Fur shure, youza can always leave your heart here in San Franfuncisco and Me & Myself will keeps our EyeTailYun cat eyes on it.

Catzowey! It's Sing-a-Long-a-Song time with Signore Bennett! Ready?

"To be where little cable cars
Climb halfway to the stars!
The morning fog may chill the air,
I don't care!
My love waits there in San Francisco... "

BASTA PASTA dat sounds purrfecto!

Everybody parts with their hearts in San Franfuncisco, but I always has my heart at the ballpark where Me & Myself duzn't follow da rules. Weeza do some 7th Inning Stretches sailing over dat railing which is aerobicat activity and good for the heart.

Wishing youza nonCATastrophic week - hey itza dat 1st whole week of February 2012! Get ready - there's 29 days in thizza month cuz weeza leaping thru Leap Year!

Paws UP to the Romans (theyza EyeTailYuns fur shure) cuz theyza invented this Leap Year thing even befur theyza invented Pizza delivery.

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Stroll Through a Whole Super Dooper Bowl

Come on along with Me & Myself on Sunday dat 5th day of the 2nd month, uh huh like on Sunday February 5th, cuz weeza gonna do the Super Dooper BOWL which means itza da finale footzaball game of the yearl! Catzowey, a ticket is as much as my favorito Furrari EyeTailYun car!   Well, I got  us  fab and free furont row seats, yep uh huh itza fur shure itza gonna be meowvalous  and I'ma leaning on the Stadium railing with a bird's eye view of dat Super Dooper BOWL game.

In my Super Dooper BOWL packet of Instruckshuns, it says "Be purrpared for a hot game"! So I'ma trying out some red peppers to get Me & Myself in the ala hot  & spicy mode!

 Been around Big BOWL's a bunch and a giganticat BOWL izza part of my everyday life for Me & Myself.

If youza wanna has a meowvalous big BOWL experience, I recommends meeting and greeting da MEWScasters - yep uh huh, like dat famoso guy on the field,Terry Bradshaw whooz got no fur on his head! I'ma curious as a cat to know why heeza wearing FOX FOX signs on his suit lapel cuz Me & Myself duzn't see any foxes on the field!   Dumbzabini who gave dat guy a NipTini?

Big BOWL rules of da Super Dooper Bowl game say youza gotta stare down da opponent to get their AhTenZeeOhKnee, so I'm purracticing my stare down stare.  But in da meantime, I wants youza to have a nonCATastrophic week and make it a Super Dooper week.

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty