You cross the "T" and supposed to dot your "i" but Catzowey, that takes uppa catnapping time, so Me & Myself suggests you just look into my eyes cuz theyza dot free!
Yep uh huh it's fur shure my cat eyes are the real deal even when I'ma hanging out in San Franfuncisco.
Some days when Me & Myself are so so so bizzi, I feel like a basket case, but my eyes are always open and on purrrtrol.
Right side uppa or uppa sides down, doesn't matter - gotta keep my cat eyes on everything everywhere down on the ground and all around.
Me & Myself loves going to my Animal Assisted Therapy job (yep I'ma working meowster), and it's good meowster manners to wear my official vest and always look the Manager directicatically in the eye! Don't blink too much, cuz your eye blinks over 27,397 times purr day anyhow. And if youza blinks, you might miss that Moon hitting the Sky like that big Pizza Pie!
Wishing you a purrfecto and nonCATastrophic week!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty