You must be curious as a cat to know if Me & Myself is on Facebook or notta on Facebook - I'ma wearing the encrypted answer for you & yourself. Got my CATZOWEY group called FOG 'Friends of Guido' where life is FOGtastic!
You must be curious as a cat to know if I wears Deeziner sunny shades made in Meowlano Italy. Yep uh huh behold, theyza gold!
You must be curious as a cat to know if I'ma wired - absoluticatically and purrfectly hooked up like a purrfeshonal technocat should be.
You must be curious as a cat to know what meowvalous color my underwater snorkeing goggles might be. Well, Me & Myself tells ya, yep uh huh itza fur shure theyza tropicatical Caribbean oshun blue. And my snorkel matches my Guido Speedo but I'ma not showing you that!
Catzowey! I do not wear emerald green contacts! If youza been curious as a cat to know, these are my original nachural green EyeTailYun eyes - and I got my cat eye on you!
Now go make it a meowvalous week and a nonCATastrophic one!
Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty