March 13, 2017

It's Keen To Be Green - Especially This Week

Catzowey & top of the tiny mornin' greetings to you.
Pssst - it's a meowvalous week to Go Green!

And more meowvalous cuz St Paddy wants us to chow down 
on corny beef and green things (pssst, that doesn't mean
organicatnip smashed potatoes)
 
Basta Pasta Me & Myself need a more ManCat sized
 libations glass. This thing might be more purrfecto 
for dat lil leprachaun, but not Me & Myself - nope.

 I hear everybody has an inky dinky 
amount of Irish in them - even me, the Italian Kitty!

My colorful lil sis Grappa thinks it's keen to be green too!
Don't tell anybody, but  she's more suited for Halloween 
with her colors & geneticatically speaking, no way Grappa 
is Irish - nope. 

 Feeling a lil Dapper-Dude-ish in my
Made In Ireland fine feline fedora.

 Like I has said, it's Keen To Be Green
so
GO GREEN everyday not just on St. Paddy's Day

Wishing funtastic you the mostest meowvalous
week and be sure you has a lil green on Friday 17th of March
or you gonna get pinched to the meowximum!

Ciao & Meow,
Guido McMeatball


February 12, 2017

Guido's Glamorama Guide For A Vivacious Valentine's Day


Catzowey
 It's the time of the year, yep uh huh it really is, when I gotta
figure out what hue of red to wear, what purrfecto petals to pick 
and where to share my purrs galore & more. It's funtastic 
and we all needs a guide to follow or we miss Valentine's Day fun!

 
 It really is funtastic and feline fine to start with selecting
the petals to send dat special someone, and ya gotta get
right up close to inspectacat them purrfectlty cuz you're
paying for them with your MasterCat card and they gotta
be purrfecto.

 Me & Myself takes flower inspection seriously
cuz Valentine's Day is not the day to goof - nope 
no goofing or Signore Cupid gonna sting you with dat
bow and arrow gizmo in the wrong spot.

Purrhaps you're feeling a little daffy
and wanna select these kinda mellow
yellow petals instead of inky dinky pinky petals.

Pssst - dontcha forget this!   Ya gotta find the purrrfecto card,
and card shopping can put you right into a catnap cuz ya gotta
open and read all da mushy words to select the purrfecto card.

 My Lil Sisfur Grappa opticats for just sending her 
colorful calico heart to her favorito Valentine - no
petals, no treats, no card.

 All of a sudden everything is coming up inky dinky pinkie 
and red like roses!

 Back to selecting da card! 
Catzowey! Some cards are giganticat sized so you can 
send oodles of kitty hugs and abundacat love in them - yep its for sure.

  It's meowvalous if you have Staff like me, you can have your 
Staff take you anywhere on Valentine's Day. My Staff will
be joining me and my 35 special needs senior pals where
I has my Anipal Assisted Therapy job for 10 years. Hoorayzatini 
I'm gonna be busy busy passing out a catzillion Valentines to everybody!


Psssst ... this is my purrrsonal favorite Glamorama
Guide tip for a vivacious Valentine's Day:
wear something meowvalously funtastic!

Sending you my Italian Mancat love and oodles of big kitty hugs 
this February 14th.
Psssst.... I send all that to you everyday cuz you're special and
 February 14th is just 1 day of the catzowey year!

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

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