Heart To Heart Cat Chat

Catzowey my friends! Rumors circulating faster than a gerbil taking a spinning class,  that we gotta keeps our hearts healthy even for we meowsters who got the 9 lives. Yep Uh HUH itza for sure.

Happy Hearts day coming up on 14th of February so you wanna have your
heart doing dat bumpity bumps bump thingy so youza thinks pinks I think.

 I tells ya, always test the water if youza thinking of sending Happy Hearts Day flowers
to someone, or to you and yourself (nobody knows cuz your secret is safe with
Me & MYself)

My 2 lips wanna tella ya that showers of flowers are always the purrrfecto
Happy Hearts Day present but tulips are not healthy petals for we Meowster cuz
theyza toxic petals. So send something else to you and yourself.

 Dontcha send an armadillo but DO send an organicat pinky pillow !

It's OK if you're not in the pink giftie mode so look meowvalously into my EyeTailYun
mancat eyes to have dat Heart to Heart Cat Chat with Me & MYself- yep uh huh it's
gonna keep your heart doing dat bumpity bumps bump thing.  It's my giftie to meowvalous you & it's a superb envirocatically correct gift cuz it duzn't need wrapping paper. Gotta PURRRtect Mother Earth on Happy Hearts Day.

 I wish you a nonCATastrophic week - and sending you EyeTailYun mancat hugs!

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Caught In The Act As A Matter Of Fact

Catzowey !  That is not Me & MYself hiding in those funtasticat Fall flowers.

Yikes itza gotta be my lil sisfur Grappa purrpondering doing her Falltastic deeeeestruckshun act!  
It's for sure she's caught in the act as a matter of fact.

Grappa is redeeezining the Fall flowers in a colorful calico way, like those kind of air plants that require no water, no soil and it's no purroblem at all. Hmmmzatini now where did lil sisfur Grappa get these flowers arranging talents?

Yep uh huh - I'ma thee EyeTailYun flower deeziner with an eye for purrrfecto work and I teaches

lil sisfur Grappa her meowvlaous floral pawniques.

This IS called being caught in the act as a mater of fact.

I am wishing you a nonCATastrophic Fall week in fact!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty  

and lil sisfur Grappa too !

Let's Play Ball - In A GIANT Kind Of Way

Catzowey  ..   Itza the mostest meowvalous time of the year and Cwismus not even here! 

It's the baseball playoffs and I'ma off playing with my baseball. Yep uh huh.

 Dontcha know, it's for sure that wearing my lucky baseball shirt (and tucking my Man Cat sized EyeTailYun tummy in) creates San Franfuncisco GIANTS sized winning kitty karma.

Sometimes the famoso baseball players look the other direction so the TeeVee cameras don't see dem posing .. yep uh huh, It's what the famoso guys do on dat field of dreams. Psst ... dontcha kid yurself, theyza really purrrpondering the next good GIANTS sized play too, while looking cool.

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week in a GIANTS kind of way ... Hooray!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Paws UP To A Cat In A Hat and Another Hat

Catzowey my furiends! Itza simply amazing to try on hat after hat when I'ma cat but I luv luv luvs deeziner hats so so so much.  This izza my rainy dazed hat but it never rains in CalEyeFurKneeYah any more and no spring, summer or fall shower powers on my horizon.

Purrhaps youza has a moment when youza just ties one on and wishes you hadn't.

Just one time purrr year it's impurrtant to don the colorful Derby Hat cuz itza speshule and I feels like a winner rounding the bend heading to my ManCat food bowl!

 Fly Me & MYself to dat moon so I can croon a superbo song like Signore Sinatra.

 My San Franfuncisco self wears the Giants hat when I takes me out to the ballpark and buys Me & MYself some catnip infused crackerjacks!

Now you know, yep uh huh you do know that I wish meowvalous you a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

On The Job With Guido - Certified Therapy City Kitty

Catzowey! I'm ecstaticat to share pics of Me at MY job in San Franfuncisco.

Yep uh huh it's for sure I am purring at work - psssst ... some folks don't like their jobs but Me & MYself do cuz Animal Assisted Therapy rocks more than a Meowgarita Pizza Pie and is more fulfilling than a platter of Pasghetti n' Meatballs !

 Before my paws head out of the door to my Animal Assisted Therapy job I always hit the 

Coffee Pot first.

 Catzowey! Me & Myself believes in stretching before the job starts cuz I gotta get limbs limbered kind of like a catzowey downward dog.

Bamzatini! I'm on the job feeling purrrfectly relaxed when I looks into my speshule furiend's eyes. 

WOWza MEOWza being an Animal Assisted Therapy pet purrrvides ya abundacat kitty kisses and smooches galore and more.

Hmmmzatini! Me & MYself knows the power of the purr - yep uh huh itza for sure.

And some folks cannot see me but theyza feels my fur and straightens my work Tie, and theyza knows I'm purrrresent. Cuz I'ma EyeTailYun Man Cat on the job doing my Animal Assisted Therapy work. Works for me for sure.

IF youza knows someone whooza got patience and paws, check out venues in your local areas to help spread abundacat smiles, purrfecto loud purrs and some doggone great woofzatinis too.

Wishing YOU a most nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

A Cat In The Hat Is A Tropicat

Catzowey! I feels an OH SO Oceanly breeze coming my way which is why 

I wanna say I'ma feeling so so so tropicatical today. Well of course 

in a Man Cat kind of way cuz I'ma Man Cat in the Hat, pawsibly a Tropicat!

Gonna starts humming a tropicatical tune, yep uh huh!

If I finds my YouKaLayLee masheen OR even my Jamaican super steel 
drums - DAY OH!!!!! 

Here's a sneaky peaky at the whole enchilada ... oooopsatini! I means the whole MeowTai. I be popping da collar and I wanna holler "put my collar down nowza cuz I cannot see you!"

HoorayzatinI!  Now Me & MYself 

sees you purrrfectly - yep uh huh!

 Good idea to take the Tropicat hat off when you

presume to consume the so so so sweet stuff.

Wishing you sweet and kind of naturally nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

Glitzy Global Paws Having Funtastic Time

CATZOWEY! Yep uh huh that's  Me & MYself on the left and my sisfur Grappa 

on the right and our meowster pal Theo in the center in Ellen's selfie foto.  We  

meowsters had a meowvalous time in the famoso Academy Awards Selfie!  

Pssst - I thinks we 3 added some furtastic bling to the pic! Whatcha think about dat?

Pssst - didja see dat Pizza Pie being delivered during the Academy Awards? 

Well we shure did and looks like Signrirna Angelina hoping my sisfur Grappa not 

taking the last piece OR she's ecstaticat dat Grappa licking the lint off her beau 

friend's collar!  Hey Signore Brad .... didja even offer my EyeTailYun celebricat self a bite???

When Me & MYself didn't get any of Brad's pizza pie

 I went under the chairs to purrrponder why!

 Hmmmmzatini! Serious purrrpondering dat piece of pizza pie.

Who needs dat piece of pizza from Brad when I can gets a whole giganticat pizza 

all for Me & Myself!

Now you knows I'm wishing YOU a nonCATastrophic week

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Footsing Around Town

Catzowey!

Me and My feets are pussy footsing around town with feets off the ground.

And when I gets all my foots off the ground, I likes to strike a Man Cat pose fur shure showing off my EyeTailYun foots.

It's meowvalous to have 3 foots on the ground and 1 spare for hooking da feathers.

Now, I tells ya that I started my pussy footing off the ground at a yungun age, yep uh huh it's fur shure I did cuz here I am at 62 days yungun with all 4 foots off the ground and looking all around.

Meowvalous to be airborne and footsing around while looking down and not wearing a paracatachute!

Now I wishes YOU the mostest meowvalous and nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Serve Me A Double Cup of San Fran Fun

Catzowey! Me & Myself has the  AMERICA'S CUP RACES here in my back yard and my bay has 2 CATamarans racing that are taller than my favorito Salami stick - theyza 13 stories high I hears & thatza highrise of Salami.

 It's fur sure that I'ma always a Generacat so I'm cheering on both teams USA and my Kiwi furiends from New Zealand! Ahoy meowster mates ahoy!

Nobody izza pointing the finger at a Winner yet for the 34th America's Cup but I'ma pointing my paw at any contender feeling boxed in .. yep uh huh it's fur shure!

When youza racing you never ever wanna be boxed in, so puhleeze do not purractice this at home.

When youza feeling not boxed in, then you can check to see how the contender in the race is doing cuz they probably are boxed in still and gonna place 2nd spot in the race!

 The International rules of the America's Cup says youza can win if youza wins by just 1 leg ! Hoorayatini I sees a win here by a foot! And now I'm gonna go to the America's Cup and have a double creamy iced Catpuccino - double cup o' fun!

Now here's my good wishes for YOU to have a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty