BUT when I finishes da Eye examinayshun, I gets a purresent for passing da test and I sees that purrfectly! Check out this giftie bag I'ma opening up and around and tossing down! Catzowey itza meowvaloso like da giftie bags da artistocats and red carpet celebricats receive at da Academy Awards - woo hoo life izza CATZOWEY fur shure with da giftie bag galore.
Basta Pasta and Holy Cannoli! Itza giftie bag filled with abundacat impurrted NIP and Pipecleaner Bees fromza somebody's nachurally wonderfully wild and organicat garden, Ahhh and ohhh how I luvs da great grown NIP snipped with careful caring paws. Thizza izza more meowvaloso than a faux Rolex or a Gucci-Cat bag! My giftie bag deeziner collar izza custom made by CALVIN and if youza wants to purrchase one or get infurmayshun youza can checks it outta atta Calvin's Store - tell him Guido sentcha and youza FOG "Friend of Guido" - I purromise he wontza charge more!
A meowvaloso tip of da meowment: Never ever gives up when youza wanna gives up cuz youza might just find da end of da rainbow or da goodies in da bottom of da giftie bag, exacticatically when youza not giving up.
Categorically speaking, I'ma here to ear to tellza youza dat IF youza not passing dat Eye To Eye Chart test then youza gotta tell a furiend and datza not a purroblem cuz furiends izza what ya needs when youza needs to unload da load of not good mews and news. And if yurza MasterCat card izza maxed out itza no purroblem cuz da furiends listen fur free!
Me and Myself wishes youza da mostest fabuloso CATZOWEY and nonCATastrophic week!
Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty