July 19, 2010
Cha Cha Cha'ing & Ha Ha Ha'ing
Purranced my paws into a feline furiendly fashion boutique and itza da attack of da leggings! Had to get me and myself out cuz I wazza getting dizzy. Itza colorful crazy stuff in da Haight Ashbury. Andza then, yep uh huh andza then, check thizza out.....
Lookie at whatza popping out of da window! Catzowey! Call da Mewspaper and Pappurrrrazzi. Sheeeza definicatically in need of a Man Cat to save her!
BEN & JERRY'S WEBSITE . Oh I luvs chilling out at Ben & Jerry's at da Innersekshun of Haight & Ashbury! Itza da mostest meowvaloso bizziest Ben & Jerry's in da whole wide wonderful world - cuz everybody is hunky happy dory!
Order a Chunky Monkey on a cone but not if youza pooch! The giganticat growls da giorno rev up when I sees this sign in da Ben & Jerry's andza Jerry's & Ben's window on Haight Street. Whatza they thinking? But catzowey itza cat furiendly so datsa funtasticat news! So I orders da double dippity cone TO GO in the organicat (nachurally itza green carry out bag) fur my pooch pals.
When youza comes to San Francisco, be sure to where da flowers on yur fur. Yep uh huh datsa what da 60's singer composer Scott McKenzie sang waaaaay back in da days of when Peace, Love and Jefferson Airplane was all flying high! (hee hee hee and a hazatini too). Andza here's me andza myself atza da Red Vic Inn. Itza old - really old like itza had way more than 9 lives cuz a whole Millennium ago in 1977 Signorina Sami Sunchild acquired the Red Vic, built as a hotel in 1904, and her Flower Power self turned it into da Inn. Datza brilliant & furiendly thing tooza dooza and itza purrobably got kitty beds and sunrays too. Sheeza got peaceful rooms, a Peace Dining Room, youza name it, sheeza into giving peace and itza furiendly fur da vegacataterians and da vegans and da organicats and thatza increducatulously nice.
Nowza YOU go and have da meowvalously peaceful week - yep datza what I wishes fur youza!
PEACE & LOVE (and a Ciao & Meow too)
GUIDO the Italian Kitty
at 8:06 AM