Pawsatively Perfect Fit

In 7 months, I've cleaned house my way, I've created havoc, I've devoured pesto pizza and lapped up chardonnay, I've redecorated our home and practiced Kitten Feng Shui (oh yes,the door to my litter box faces EAST!), and I've travelled from Maddie's Adoption Center to Nob Hill so what's left?? Shoe shopping - definitely something new for my merry meowster paws. Now how to get these things on!










They say directions come with everything but I can't find them!








Definitely not a good fit - my paws are pinched!





Now that I think about it, I've got enough bounce in my jump without these serious all purpose play shoes, so will try a tom-cat sized LL Bean sporty look on for size.




Realizing I'm not the casual kitty type, I trekked my paws to Ferragamo and Gucci where I spotted some fab fun starry sparkles way out of my kitten budget as my MasterCAT card has a kitten-sized limit. Hey, the bag is even a fantabulous cat toy! And the Feline-Ferragamo is an all-PURRfect purpose shoe: no laces, no fuss no muss no wrestling to figure it out and I can hide all my little mice in this open style, ah ha, I'm a happy cat now. Bellisimo- Nobody does it like the Italians do it. (now if I just had a silk pajama to match my Ferragamos, that would be the cat's meow!)


Ciao & Meow,
Guido, The Italian Kitty

Arrivederci Doggy Bags

Star bright, star light, 1st star this kitten sees tonight..
I wish I may, I wish I might - have a big prime rib that I can bite!


Where's the beef????

So much for "Doggy Bags"!

Ciao and wishing you better leftovers than I got in this mini bag,
Guido - The Italian Kitty

Mangia Kitty On The Move

Procciuto and smoked turkey were molto bene, and I passed out with full tummy:
DO NOT DISTURB - KITTEN IN SLUMBERLAND!


Sleep comandeered my attempt to read the Daily Mews!


If I'd only not lapped up that 2nd Cannoli...


Ah life is good as an Italian Kitty!

Happy PURRfect New Year

My first Christmas holiday was exhausting and I worked my little kitten-self silly. I heard we needed to sit on the table, or did she mean set the table?

Revving up now to celebrate my 1st New Years Eve in fine fashion -bring on the bubbly! But first I have to inspect the stemware for spots. Ah a kitten's job is never done.


I'm not stressing out this year, going to kick back while knocking some bubbly back. Paws down on hot mulled catnip cider and I'm going for the real thing!
Now you have a glorious and nonCATastrophic New Years!


Happy New Year to YOU from Guido - The Global Italian Kitty and Baci too

You've Been Naughty or Nice? - I'm Not Telling

Meowy Christmas preparations are exhausting and here's my Momma Kitty extraordinaire
"La Baci. Is it a Pawsability that she's maxed out on the decor AND might we asume this marvelous kitty maven is crossing her paws that she didn't have to get into that get up of reindeer horns????

Tis the season to be jolly and seek comfort and I found it in Mrs. Claws an older full figured woman who just loves me for mia stripes. Molto Bene and Felice Everything -whatever you may celebracat!

Amore (hey you Americanos - that's like Peace Love & Brown Rice)
Meowy Catmas from me, Guido - The Italian Kitty

Wrapped Up and Ready To Go-Ho Ho Ho

It's no secret - Victoria Secret bags are the cat's meow



I'm wrapping my 1st christmas gift with misbehaving ribbons


Ribbon gone wild - there must be an end somewhere.


Got to get the gifts delivered so I'm doing the best I can to fit into the Priority Mail box - that's personal delivery.



On Dancer, On Prancer and Giddyup Mailman. I'm ready to drive my postal sleigh! Where's Rudolph when I need him?

Holly Jolly Feline Folly

Mi cara mia, do you hear what I hear? My 1st Christmas tree is coming!

Oh by gosh by golly, it's time for the tree and garlands too! PURRfect for repelling to the fireplace mantle top - just 3 more feet and I'm there!

This tree is infested with blinky things so I caught one of the fireflies!

Like any good inspector I checked it out from the inside out - giving my 1st christmas tree 5-Paws of approval.