This is a week fur getting educated and expanding myself and I'ma not cat chatting bout my waistline (they don't call me Expando-Cat fur nothing!) Catzowey I'm ecstaticat to tell you and yurza, me and myself has been takin' da lessons - yep uh huh - genuine lessons so me and myself can speaks more molto meowvalous. Youza know, my EyeTailYun accent is thick asa barrel of buffalo mozzarella, so me and my paws trekked downtown to PURRlitz Language School and enrolled, after paying with my MasterCat Card.
After my week at da PURRlitz Language School where I consistacatically heard "Arriverderci Guido" to my EyeTailYun accent, I was still in da learning mode so I popped my tail into da big Library building. Now lemme tell ya, that's a place for catnapping & serious snoozing .. it's meowvalously quiet, nobody is cat chatting, no TV or infurmercials, and there's lots of places to hide and tuck into comfurtably at da Library. Oh I furgot to tellza you, there's catzillions of books to get uppa on, yep uh huh, youza can get way up high and hide for a day in da Library. And they even got little lights to brighten up yur space - well if you can figure out da Light On and Off butttons!
Don't catnap thru life and never furget to keepza learning - NOWZA is always the fantasticat time fur learning something new and meowvalous!
Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty