December 14, 2009

Holiday Hiss Fits - FREE At The Post Office

Da Post Office never ever gives nothing fur free, but today you can get absoluticatically FREE, a Hiss Fit - no charge at all cuz it's the bizziest day of the year at da Post Office and theyza wants youza to have something Free frumza them. Whooza to thank? All da folks who have not mailed the gifties that gotza be under someone's tree by Demeowmber 24th! Catzowey they'za had a whole year to do this so theyza must have been catnapping alot! That means catzillions of people in da Post Office line gonna be picking up their free Hiss Fits. Yep uh huh, itza fur shure youza gonna be hearing hissy fities from every direkshun in da Post Office today. But itza free!


Befur youza goes to get yur free Hiss Fit today, make shure yur PURResents fits nice and tight and are safely snug in da box.

Then youza got to wrap up da giftie box - like wrap and snap it closed BUT make shure youza comfurtable with da Holly Dazed paper fur yur purresents.

And last but definicatically not least - be shure youza hugs yur giftie box and says Arreverderci to da box. NOWza MEOWza youza heads out da furont door with yur propurrly packed and wrapped gift and off you go to get yur free Hiss Fit at the Post Office!
Itza time now to figure out how to hang my Stocking on da mantle but gonna catch a little catnap during thizza meowvalous hecticat season. Me and myself wishes YOU a nonCATastrophic week and remember to go and pick up yur absoluticatically free Hiss Fit at da Post Office!

Ciao & Meow
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

9 comments:

Daisy said...

Oh Guido, it looks like you do not want to let go of the package! I can see it was wrapped with loving care!

Curly said...

My mommy says that one of the very few advantages of living 'way out in the boonies is there are no long lines at the local post office. We are sure that the lines at the post offices in San Furancisco are very long!

Skeezix the Cat said...

The FL always goze self serviss at the Post Offiss. Sumthin abowt not wanting to stand in line for an howr with weirdos cuz she's a weirdo magnet.

Vicki said...

Guido I laugh a this post as ring so true with me. I helped my parents run a post office for 18 years and the sort of thing you described happened every christmas and the hissy fits came thick and fast.

Vicki said...

Guido I laugh a this post as ring so true with me. I helped my parents run a post office for 18 years and the sort of thing you described happened every christmas and the hissy fits came thick and fast.

CatLadyDiary.com said...

Guido, you just cracked me up hugging that box...it's always important o put love into presents!

Busby and Raymond said...

Guido, we're not sure what's in that box, but you sure do seem to LIKE it a lot!

xoxo

Kelly H. said...

Guido, that last photo of you trying to hang your stocking - did you get too much nip in your eggnog? You look a little tipsy my friend!

Tigger said...

Meowy Catmas my furrend!

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