February 1, 2010
iPad or MY Pad?
Frustrayshun alert! My smitten kitten self feels a hiss fit coming on cuz da news is abundacatically full (kinda like a bad litter box) with stuff, yep uh huh, justa stuff and molto more stuff about the iPhone or MyPhone and the new iPad. Well shuksatini itza confusing and not too amewsing. So let's purrpetuate the situashun and streamline our 9 lives: come on over to MY PAD and youza gonna have a fine feline time, fur shure, at my house!
When youza comes to My PAD in San Franfuncisco, you might wanna be shure to wear da flowers in yur hair but itza not necessary cuz I gotza flowers in MY PAD - yep uh huh! I gotza flowers all over da place, even some petals in my face!
Me, myself nor nobody else izza gonna put your iPhone or iPad on da shelf at MY PAD cuz weeza gonna only put you and me up on da shelf where weeza gonna have the birds eye view of stimulating stuff! Itza da place di honor (thatza EyeTailYun!) and purrhaps weeza even see a purrson's PURRmature balding spot or a crust of dust on da shelf - but our lips izza zipped and we can't let da cat out of the bag if weeza sees stuff and fluff.
Don't waste almost 9 lives trying to figure out what to do with da iPad cuz youza gonna have far more fun at MY PAD! Now here's da instrukZeeOhKnees of the week: youza be shure youza has da mostest fantasticat nonCATastrophic week!
Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty
at 7:21 AM