September 20, 2010

Impervious & Innovative Improvements

Change is meowvalous so after being a creative creature of habit da past 1,586 days of my life, I switched and didn't twitch over my new healthy -for-me and healthy-for-you Cat Litter. Iza not corny to tell youza itza made with CORN! Yep uh huh,  The World's Best Cat Litter poured itza way into my deeziner Litter Box and I assures youza I'ma hopping into it but  not popping it even though itza 100 purrcent corn -  hold da butter!

Abundacat more changes: Youza can improve yur Brain functions by changing yurza daily habits cuz weeza all creatures of da habits. If youza Right pawed, then today youza uses yur Right Paw da most - like to holds youza uppa.

 But when tomorrow arrives, switch-a-roni rapidcatically to yur Left paw cuz  da Left paw holding youza up strengthens da other side of yurza brain. Itza fur shure dat  feline brain fitness works and keeps ya balanced. Itza like being Ambidextrous  which izza defined as "multi-tasking while using both Left & Right hemispheres, when juggling our tasks successfully". Datsa scientificat jargon and I tells ya, I multi-tasks all day: I runs while I'ma thinking of catnapping and I catnaps while I'ma dreaming of eating dindin.

 Catzowey! Itza tiring trying to be balanced so I tells ya what ... itza bestest to collapse into a fabuloso catnap and slumber away the day, in any pawzishun that works for youza. Left side or Right side - use em all fur a guaranteed abundacatnap.

Wishing youza nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

3 comments:

Kisu/Kujy said...

Glad to see you like WBCL too, we have been using that since we were inky dinky..like 3 months young.
Its da best litter effur.
We get coupons for 1.00 or sometimes 3 dollars off, we will send ya some when we get dem.

Miss Kitty said...

Greetings Guido,

It is a pleasure meeting Guido, you make Miss Kitty's heart pound faster, but then she is partial to Italians.

Will be back to see what you are up to next.

Wishing you a wonderful evening,
Miss Kitty

Terri said...

Guido - always such an insPURation - resilient, handsome, philanthpuropicat - brilliant!

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