Ah nuts! Da HollyDaze is not all what itza cracked uppa to be - but this guy was meowvalous to me as I purranced my paws through San Franfuncisco on a HollyDazed and crazed Saturday.
Not starting with 12 drummers drumming as I purrfur a smoother beat at The Fairmont Hotel atop Nob Hill - my favorito pet furiendly place to relaxacat and feel HollyDazed. The Lobby izza filled with echos of "Ciao Guido - can weeza treetza youza to a nice creamy double Catpuccino"? Basta Pasta - datza mewsik to my EyeTailYun kitty heart.
Meeting and greeting Fairmont guests izza what "Ann" duz best. Sheeza so so so happy I'ma purrancing thru The Fairmont. The purriliant purrfeshunal dons her fancy white paws to cuddle my EyeTailYun kitty self (Catzowey weeza got matching paws!). AND then, Ann and Me and Myself heads to da sweet dreams place ...
Catzowey! ItzaMan-Cat sized Gingerbread Mansion in the Lobby of The Fairmont Hotel! Two stories (thizza izza no fairytail story!) of real gingerbreads and abundacat gum drops. Hmmmmzatini I thinks there's impurrted Furench catnip in dat white icing too!
In fine feline fashion I Purrancered and Dancered and speeded like a Comet to sit on da lap of dat
ho ho ho OH so so so jolly man whooza not so fat. Must be lean times uppa at da North Pole.
Yikes! Four Calling Birds and three Furench Hens and notta even da two mini Turtle Doves ever gonna fit into this inky dinky shopping bag! (My MasterCat card gotta small credit line so I shops small)
I wishes youza and yurza da mostest nonCATastrophic week. Yep uh huh itza true!
I wishes youza and yurza da mostest nonCATastrophic week. Yep uh huh itza true!
Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty
3 comments:
Guido, you and Mrs. Claws look a little...erm...friendly! We won't tell.
Oh Guido, you definitely need a bigger shopping bag!
Guido, how are you possibly going to fit everything in that little bag?
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