Catzowey! March 5th is older than Me & Myself and its gotta lotta historicatical events. So get yur cup of Catpuccino and hang out cuz weeza gonna march through March 5th!
On March 5th in 1558, yep uh huh itza fur shure, smoking wazza invented in Europe! Oh I luvs my EyeTailYun seegars.
Me & Myself izza exhausticatted from remembering all da things that happened on March 5th, so I'ma gonna catnap before March 6th arrives. Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!
Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty