Catzowey! Better than riding the Milky Way is being in the Galaxy's big Catmeowsphere, yep uh huh! I'm not spaced out or having a lunar eclipse meowment. I just really knows a great Galaxy when I sees one and it's the infamous Jackson Galaxy
Famoso guys like us likes to meet and greet in San Franfuncisco, and Signore Galaxy had Me & Myself stars struck over his meowvalous new book CAT DADDY
Dontcha just wanna faint seeing us doing the Man Cat hugzatini thing? Undoubtedly Jackson izza purring fur shure! Me & Myself assures you dat I'ma not trying out for Jackson's TeeVee show My Cat From Hell on Animal Planet cuz I'ma angelicat fur shure, yep uh huh.
Got my meowster manners revved up cuz I wanna sees Signore Galaxy rata-tat-tat "Guido" on that giganticat arm!
May 26th I turns "Super Six" and I'ma begging fur prezzies! Fur shure, YOU can give me the mostest meowvalous prezzie and itza environmentally propurr gift cuz no gift wrapping needed. My Super Six Birthday Wishes List Is Here
Wishing you a purrfecto and nonCATastrophic week!
Ciao & Meow
GUIDO the Italian Kitty