Catzowey! Itza ONLY in San Franfuncisco where Me & Myself has no no no idea why da Clorox folks are out on the Streets asking this, but they'za asked Me & Myself dat purrsonal question "do I poop like a Ninja?" Holy cannoli, I tolded them my litter box izza clean clear through (cuz I got high paid Staff for that). I never has a Ninja fight in my Man Cat deeziner litter box cuz itza peaceful place and thatza the scoop on my poop.
While I was out and about on the Streets of San Franfuncisco, it was meowvalous to see my furiends at SEE whooza trying to get me new opticaticals cuz theyza got glasses that are hip without da rip! That means I can use my MasterCat card and have moola leftover fur my favorito giganticat bowl of Pasghetti & Meatballs and purrrhaps a double Catpuccino too!
I'm seeing just fine and itza divine looking at meowvalous YOU so so close.
Duzn't everyone select their wardrobe to match their own purrsonal eyes?
Youza always asking how I keeps on my eyeliner but I cannot let dat cat out of the bag, cuz itza secret that hazza been in the family for more than 9 lives. But itza fur shure yep uh huh, Me & Myself can tells you that weeza not pooping like a Ninja!
Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week,
Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty