Catzowey! Everybody izza purrpondering over who to votes for in November's USA Purresidential eeeelekshun. I'm tossing my hat in the ring so how about voting for Me & Myself?
Some furiends gonna looks to the left and purrhaps looking for a fine Fillybuster busting out all over election.
And some furiends gonna be looking to the right for a mighty tight election.
Whatever ring your hat is flung into, youza gotta enjoy the meowment, and I luvs luvs luvs strutting on the catpaign trail in my custom made deeziner hat. Yep uh huh, custom made by ZK CAT COUTURE and this company rocks deezining the bestest ever hats on the Planet. Duzn't matter if youza running for office or going to your Easter purrade, cuz their hats are made for all occassions and for Man Cats and the bella Signorina kitties. These hats are comfurtable and sturdy 24/7 all of the time. AND the shipping box rocks too! If youza has a passion for fashion, well you gotta order from ZK CAT COUTURE & tell em Guido sended you!
Nothing makes my whiskers wiggle more feline finer than a meowment with my favorito San Franfuncisco Queen of Beach Blanket Babylon whooza holding me and my Purrresidential Candicat-self mighty tighty with her winning hat on her head! Purrhaps I makes her my FURst Lady when I gets elected as PURResident and youza all comes for a slumbercat pawty in the Lincoln Bedroom at my Tidy Whitey House!
Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week,
Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty