February 12, 2017

Guido's Glamorama Guide For A Vivacious Valentine's Day


Catzowey
 It's the time of the year, yep uh huh it really is, when I gotta
figure out what hue of red to wear, what purrfecto petals to pick 
and where to share my purrs galore & more. It's funtastic 
and we all needs a guide to follow or we miss Valentine's Day fun!

 
 It really is funtastic and feline fine to start with selecting
the petals to send dat special someone, and ya gotta get
right up close to inspectacat them purrfectlty cuz you're
paying for them with your MasterCat card and they gotta
be purrfecto.

 Me & Myself takes flower inspection seriously
cuz Valentine's Day is not the day to goof - nope 
no goofing or Signore Cupid gonna sting you with dat
bow and arrow gizmo in the wrong spot.

Purrhaps you're feeling a little daffy
and wanna select these kinda mellow
yellow petals instead of inky dinky pinky petals.

Pssst - dontcha forget this!   Ya gotta find the purrrfecto card,
and card shopping can put you right into a catnap cuz ya gotta
open and read all da mushy words to select the purrfecto card.

 My Lil Sisfur Grappa opticats for just sending her 
colorful calico heart to her favorito Valentine - no
petals, no treats, no card.

 All of a sudden everything is coming up inky dinky pinkie 
and red like roses!

 Back to selecting da card! 
Catzowey! Some cards are giganticat sized so you can 
send oodles of kitty hugs and abundacat love in them - yep its for sure.

  It's meowvalous if you have Staff like me, you can have your 
Staff take you anywhere on Valentine's Day. My Staff will
be joining me and my 35 special needs senior pals where
I has my Anipal Assisted Therapy job for 10 years. Hoorayzatini 
I'm gonna be busy busy passing out a catzillion Valentines to everybody!


Psssst ... this is my purrrsonal favorite Glamorama
Guide tip for a vivacious Valentine's Day:
wear something meowvalously funtastic!

Sending you my Italian Mancat love and oodles of big kitty hugs 
this February 14th.
Psssst.... I send all that to you everyday cuz you're special and
 February 14th is just 1 day of the catzowey year!

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

18 comments:

Lone Star Cats said...

Have a pawsome Valentine's!

Guido the Italian Kitty said...

Catzowey Lone Star Cats! I sends my pawsome Valentine wishes right back to meowvaous YOU

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

You will make a lot of people happy for Valentine's Day. You are so cute.

Erin the Cat said...

Wow you sure did pick some funtastic colours cards and petals between you all, and what a lovely way to spend Valentine's Day, by giving out cuddles and kisses.
Purrs, Erin

Caren Gittleman said...

Wishing you and your Mom a Happy Valentine's Day!!! catchatwithcarenandcody

Brian said...

Happy Valentine's Day Guido!

Deziz World said...

Hope your day is filled with luv and cuddles. Big hugs

Luv ya'

Dezi and Raena

Jean Dion said...

Those are great tips! I'll have to pass them along to Fergus. Since he's just a baby mancat, he doesn't have all the rules down yet!

Jean from Welcome to the Menagerie

Katie and The Katz said...
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Katie and The Katz said...

Happy happy Valentine's dear Guido! Your sisfur Grappa looks like my sis fur Lulu! Purrz from Joey the Nike Cat. (Lulu rolled on the keyboard and deleted our first comment) <3

Guido the Italian Kitty said...

U have a meowvalous day too pal

Guido the Italian Kitty said...

U making me blush the color of ravioli sauce!!

Guido the Italian Kitty said...

Buon Giorno Cody & Staff and Da Happy Valentines Day to you two

Guido the Italian Kitty said...

I did my job at da Seniors center& they kissed me silly! Had to come home to catnap !

Guido the Italian Kitty said...

Dat bambino man cat probably knows the rules but saving them for later

Guido the Italian Kitty said...

Valentine purrs galore to u and your meowsters ! Psst is Lulu s lil wild child like Grappa?

Dash Kitten said...

For Valentine's Day you are THE coolest cat ever!

Three Chatty Cats said...

I love, love, love these photos! I hope you had a fabulous Valentine's Day!

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