Posing The Paws On The Red Carpet

Next week, yep uh huh, notta this week - I'ma getting my domesticat self all glittery and star studded cuz weeza gonna see The Golden Globes and after dat, weeza gonna see the bronzed and super CalEyeFurKneeYah tan Oscar dudes. But weeza duzn't have to wait to see super dooper star power cuz my furiend Morris The Cat izza purrrancing his purrrriliant self down that red carpet right nowza.

Lemme open uppa this Morris & Friends 2011 Calendar  cuz I'ma on da July page and jingling and mingling on the December page. Itza just $16.95 fur 12 meowvalous months of Morris and his Furiends (datsa Me and Myself too),  and all da sales goes to Hinsdale Humane Society which izza not in CalEyeFurKneeYah but in Illinois where my pal Morris started hizza career. 

Trying on my dark EyeTailYun deeziner shades cuz I'ma gonna have to hide from da Purrrpurrrazzi at those Globes of Gold, oopsatini I means Golden Globs, uh oh, I means Golden Globes!

 I'ma purrplexed and wondering if I should go tooza Acatemy Awards in Tails & Black Tie or tie my tail with a black tie ...  hmmmzatini decisions can put ya in a hiss fit and head ya into a catnap.

 Itza sunny in sunny CalEyeFurKneeYah so everybody in Hollywood izza tan, tanner and more tan, so yep uh huh I'ma at da SPA getting Man Cat Tanned. Itza the real thing, no spray stuff fur my organicat self - justa nachural rays in my tanning masheen.  While I'ma relaxacatting at my Man Cat Spa, I wanna wish youza speshule nonCATastrophic week, full of warm sun rays and abundacatnaps.

Purrhaps next week weeza cat chats about da Mewvies, so start making yur list of favorito and funtasticat films youza likes as much as EyeTailYun pasghetti and meatzaballs.

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Holy Cannoli! Itza Ding Dong Sing-a-Long

 Ding Ding goes the trolley!  Itza time for meowvalous mistle toes and holly by golly, cuz it's Cwismus week and all thru my house, I see my empty EyeTailYun stocking waiting fur a mouse (ahem, or some boxes of Mice A Roni - the San Franfuncisco treat!)

(Catzowey! Youza knows thizza tune) ...  "Do you see whatza I sees?" said the little Drummer Dude with a good Catitude!  Lemme tells ya a secret:  Me and Myself sees abundacat furiends whooza da bestest purrresent ever. And furiends duzn't have to be wrapped uppa or put under da tree cuz not everybody hazza tree! Pssst ..YOUZA  my fantasticat furiend!

Tapping da toes, here we goes:   Have a holly jolly Cwismus and a very GREEN New Year!  Itza impurrtant youza knows our Environment is near and dear.

Sleigh bells ring and snowflakes may not be glistening but youza gotta be listening when I tells ya Me, Myself and My Staff wishes you a meowvalous Holly Daze and a Catzowey San Franfuncisco GIANT New Year!  

Abundacat Holly Dazed Hugs,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

PS:  My furiend Morris The Cat (yep uh huh, the authenticat Morris The Cat!) has his new
"2011 Morris and Friends Calendar" that hit da Stores this morn! Itza catzowey calendar and I'ma purrroud to be on July and December pages!  All proceeds from sales benefit Morris's shelter where my furiend started hizza life. Puhleezes purrchase a calendar cuz itza Catzowey & youza knows me!