AhTenZeeOhKnee! Me and Myself is out on my EyeTailYun tree limb, which is like speaking befur da United Nashuns, and I'ma here today to tellza YOUza bout my furiend, TINY TIMMY and his purrmanent NEUROLOGICAL condishun all caused by da toxic flea/tick over-da-counter stuff - yep just stuff you purrobably has in yur house. Get comfy cuz my politacatically-correct Envirocat self izza gonna giganticatically open yur eyes ... itza all about SirPrizes in da house and on da shelf!
Justa when youza thinks life is purrfecto, well stuff pops up! Like Bananas in my Toaster - thatza stuff happening fur shure dat shouldn't be happening.
OH holy cannoli! My momma gonna have da Tsunami sized hiss fit when sheeza sees this bottle labeled "Dumb Blonde"! Is it "Nachural or notza Nachural"?
Nachural izza the right stuff, and thizza is my pal Tiny Timmy who suffers frum da purrmanent neurological damage caused by nasty toxic over-the-counter Flea & Tick stuffs- yep uh huh da stuff everybody buys in da neighborhood stores. Didja know in 2008 when I wazza only 2, over 40,000 animals got da exposure to da toxic purroducts and itza caused serious brain imbalances and can be fatal tooza. Today I'm ecstaticat to tell ya, Tiny Timmy has turned his physical and mental challenges into da pawsative message to help others. Heeza catzowey Spokespurrson in Washington DC and to da EPA and Tiny Timmy izza standing tall on hizza soapbox (a good healthy one!) to get da bad stuff removed frum store shelves.
Youza can purrchase da speshule non-toxic nachural soaps heeza has made fur meowsters and pooches to fight da flea and ticks. Nachurally, Tiny Timmy's staff ships in these BeeYouTeeFull organza bags. Check out da ingredients: Oregon rainwater, olive oil, coconut oil, soybean oil, cottonseed oil, shea butter, ground oatmeal, Red Lake Earth (65% diatomaceous earth/35% montmorillonite), handpicked wild Oregon sagebrush, common sage (silvia officinalis) & sweet basil (ocicum basilicum) essential oils, sodium hydroxide (which dissipates with age, thus his soaps are aged a minimum of 30 days for optimal mildness).
Youza can purrchase da speshule non-toxic nachural soaps heeza has made fur meowsters and pooches to fight da flea and ticks. Nachurally, Tiny Timmy's staff ships in these BeeYouTeeFull organza bags. Check out da ingredients: Oregon rainwater, olive oil, coconut oil, soybean oil, cottonseed oil, shea butter, ground oatmeal, Red Lake Earth (65% diatomaceous earth/35% montmorillonite), handpicked wild Oregon sagebrush, common sage (silvia officinalis) & sweet basil (ocicum basilicum) essential oils, sodium hydroxide (which dissipates with age, thus his soaps are aged a minimum of 30 days for optimal mildness).
I wishes you a nachurally nonCATastrophic week.
Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty
Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty
