October 30, 2006

Meows and Howls For Halloween


HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! So get kittenish on Halloween, let your paws down - celebrate the Guido and Baci way - Do anything you want!

Halloween Hisses

Any kitten would jump to bob for apples so I looked everywhere for the bucket to bob my paws in. These big pots produced only cob webs with no apples in site.



It's my 1st Halloween and I'd purr to be in MousekaCat ears instead of this silly pointed hat. Finding the right costume was exhausting!

Tonight, all hallows eve, I'm going to have my paws on point while on patrol for anybody flying by our windows on a broom!Hisses and feisty kitten spits are in order for any ding dongs ringing our bell early...

October 22, 2006

Shocktoberfest Kitty Couture




Catzowey - Baci and I are trying on various nonCATastrophic Halloween kitty costumes and not sure if these work for our furry feline figures. Would you care to vote on what you think we should deck our full figured feline bods out for Tricks and Lots O Treating? It's guaranteed we're not flying to the Bates Hotel in PA and we we're not into bobbing for bobbled mice heads nor candied canaries. We're peaceful kitties living atop Nob Hill so we must have our meowster manners on at all times.



I feel like a French sailor in this ridicucat hat... need to smoke home grown catnip to wear this millinary piece that shall be shredded soon - real soon!


Check out Baci here trying to emulate the Hunched Hallmark Halloween Cat . She thinks she's sleak and slim so no chuckles from you please! Hey give the girl a break, she's going to be 11 on 10/31/06 and I think my momma kitty is cool - big, but way cool!

October 11, 2006

October 2, 2006

Paws A-Go-Go


There's an echo in our house "Guido if you keep doing that you're going to be up for Daily Adoption!" This week I helped wrap a gift,thought I was a helpful helper, but with no scissors, I had to use my little kitten ivories to curl the ribbon.

After wrap-class, I went to the Falls where I zoned out in a meditative moment creating nonCATastrophic kitten karma for me. Where or where does the water come from?

Cold season is here and being a savvy smart Italian kitty, I headed strait to the Echinacea. (I'd prefer catnip but have heard 'not yet Guido'. I'm a homeopathiCAT and thought the Echinacea box would be fantabulous. I'm sleeping well more than 8 hours a day, more like 20, to keep my energy high and I'm growing about an inch and hour.

I've been busy this week: even went to Grace Cathedral on Sunday and seemed to be the adoracat of the church. It was St. Francis Day and so many people oohing and ahhing at me made me tired so when the giant organ struck up a tune, I zoned out catnapping thru the service. Momma carried me to the communion railing and when I saw that jumbo gold chalice I thought I should paw it big time and wrestle with the dazzling diamonds that were glistening thru the gold. That was a big hit! And they didn't even offer me any bread! So much for diverse hospitality there!

Ciao and Meow
Guido "The Italian Kitty"

September 24, 2006

Feline Feng Shui

Feline Floral Feng Shui and me - now if my freinds at the SPCA could only see me now! Moving orchid petals is a great sport and puts my Kitty Karma in first gear - as in zooom! And I discovered last week that the vase serves 2 purposes PURRfectly: decor for the home and water fountain for this mini meowster.

With the house in a good state and practicing my petal purrfect talents, I decided to emerge myself in mundane household chores (hey someone has to do the job and I'm low man on the totem poll here) and discovered how to play 'squeezing into the laundry basket', while hoping Momma doesn't see me. AND oh yes folks, this Episcocat crossed my paws while chanting 32 Hail Mother Mary Magnificats that I wouldn't end up in the fluff spin cycle or on deliCat dry mode.



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So as you've guessed, my culinary buds are in withdrawal - got the normal Friskies Seafood supper supreme and Kitten Kibbles and not offered any scrambled tarragon eggs for Sunday Brunch nor did I see any purrfect pesto pizza delivered. But alas, I heard catnip is en route from Cincinnati - ahh, the imported nip that I"ve heard so much about. Hmmm - how much more wound up can I get???

Baci is tolerating me and I think I've wooed her. Gosh hope she loves me ... AND I do know she she loves me NOT sometimes! Check out the face Momma kitty is making here - the face of tolerance at almost 11 years young.

I'm jumpingfor joy that this week is over and need to get out of the household chore stuff and back into gourmet caravancery - would prefer jumping for procciuto or cheesy raviolis and if you want to FedEx some gourmet Guido delights, yeah! Being Italian is tough - I need my food fix.

September 20, 2006

Espresso Cat On The Move


My kitten antics find me deliriously embellished into anything Italian – hey I’m the Italian kitty,so I start my day with a PURRfect pound of Italian roast coffee

Then I take my MusiCatical lessons and am learning the Do Re Mi Meows.



Later in the day, I chow my mini molars into great gourmet cuisine- Friday was roasted chicken and tarragon sun dried tomato zucchinis. Friskies?



And what’s a day without drifting into a heavy kitten slumber to get ready for our evening cocktail party.



I did a blind taste tasting and am giving the French Roquefort 4 paws up.................

So it’s a just another wonderful week in San Fran! Ciao and Meow to you

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