Without a doubtacat youza knowza all about da old time famous feline book "The Cat In The Hat". And famous bookz like that,well, somethings theyza never goza outta da style (thata means theyza always IN style). Butta definicatically cat chatting, there's absoluticatically no doubt I'ma still in style, cuzza I'm a cat in the hat!
Yep uh huh, me and myself izza in style anda thatsa purrobably cuzza I'ma da EyeTailYun kitty too!
Attenzionee youza! These izza da colors of myza homeland, EyeTailYa - and I tell ya there'sa no colors likesa these! Didja ever queshun why da purrty rainbow isn't vibracat colors like Red White & Green?
Youza purrobably PURRpondering where me and myself getsa my fantasticat hat, and I'll tell ya. My really speshule catzowey furiend Hazel Lucy handmade it fur me - yep uh huh, Hazel Lucy deezined it, CrowShayed it and shipped it frumza her house in PencilVaneYah. Her meowvalous talented paws will make youza blankets, baby gifts anda hats fur big heads too! (donta aska how many meowameters my head is - it's justa big!)
Anda more meowvalous news and mews I wanna youza to know - after she catnapped, she CrowShayed da scarf fur me tooza.
I'ma supposed to beeza saving dis outfit fur Columbus Day feline-festivities but I'ma so ecstatic to have it, so me and myself is checking itta out and inside too.
Dooza youza likes this "Maurice ChavalierCat"look? I tipsa my hat to youza cuzza it's fantasticat to knowsa youza. Make it a nonCATastrophic week!
Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty