So in true Derby Day fashun, me and myself donned an aPURRpriate hat to fit in -looking imPURRtant (you knowza, ya donta wanna look strange or da people stares at ya!)
The Derby Winner "Mine That Bird" had a really CATZOWEY rough start and I'za relates to datta cuz I hada rough start as a smitten kitten. But meowvalous miracles happen fur shure - and he and me are realisticatically purrobably related - weeza both strong guys, weeza both gotta 4 long legs and a tail too. It's increducatulous him and me both got a little white on our faces, real short fur, and it's fantasticat cuz weeza both enjoy bein' outside and runnin' fast. And listen tooza this: heeza gotta a 3rd birthday coming up on May 10th and I turns 3 too on May 26th. I might have ta invite him to my pawty so we can horse around!
Now, I wanna YOU to go and have a winning week!
Ciao & Meow
GUIDO the Italian Kitty