Me and myself izza exhausticatted from 2 weeks in Vancatcouver where I pawsatively had da bestest time of all my 9 lives, and yep uh huh, I'ma podsledding home to CalEyeFurKneeYah where I can relaxacat and get my over skied-outski meowscles all relaxed with a meowsage at da spa. Itza not easy being an athleticat!
Didja hear the OH-Lympicks Committee izza purrpondering adding new competicatitive 2014 Categories? Hummmmzatini I shure hopes they might have "Cold Weather Catnapping" as a Category cuz I'd excel in dat - itza fur shure go for da gold!
"Ledge-Luge" would be an OH-Lympicks sport that interests me andza I'd definicatically win a Gold fur shure cuz my EyeTailYun self gotza da meowscles fur fine feline supurrrrt on da ledges.
Not everyone knows exacticatically how to wear da heavy Gold Medal propurrrly but I gotza 4 yrs to purrractice and uncover to discover "is the GOLD MEDAL really gold? Don't have a hiss fit but I tells ya, there's a smitten kitten chance there's purrhaps more silver than gold in da Gold Medal.
Seems I'm heading to da week of abundacatnaps but wishing YOU a nonCATastrophic week! Shhh, I gotza secret fur you, an inky dinky tidy box bit: no matter whooza youza cheered on at da OH-Lympicks isn't impurrtant. Itza just impurrtant you cheered on da fantasticat meowvaloso athletes of da world! Viva di Athletes and theyza ALL winners in my meowster mind.