March 22, 2010
It's For Sure! I'ma Referring To Defurring
Dontcha worry - this izn't someone's TooPay that went astray - it's really my fur for shure! I just got brushed and smushed by "Shed Magic" the fabucatulous cat de-shedding tool. I tellza youza - it's fantasticatical and I'ma feeling light weight and great without having to cut my carbs and diet which can cause me to riot. More good news and mews, it'za affurdable. I thinks my MasterCat Card had da charge of about $19.00 - not EUROs but da real envirocatical green bucks!
Lemme check out this former mound of me .. one meowment I'm feeling hefty and da next meowment I'ma looking more buffed! Youza tooza can get this fantasticatical device via my favorito Pet Boutique Cheengoo in San Francisco. And psst! Secreto ..if youza tells Liz, da meowvaloso doggone great PURRprietor that youza FOG "Friend of Guido's", youza purrobably gonna have it mailed to youza fur affurdable cost - cuz sheeza da cat's meow even though sheeza da momma of da doggone adorable Abbie da dog!
Wishing you a FURiendly week with no bad fur days! Woo hoo I'ma gonna have a light weight nonCATastrophic week NOWza MEOWza!
Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty
at 7:49 AM