Just days away from Halloween and I'm purrpondering what to wear. Autumn is awesome, Fall is fab and veggies are furesh and colorful, so Me & Myself izza thinking of doing Halloween dressed as an organicat Undercover Pumpkin Farmer. I blends right in purrfectly and gonna scare da scarecrows!
Looking South out my window I'm dreaming of awesome Australia, so thought purrhaps I'd dress up as an authenticat Jacaru - Datsa Aussie chat for da round uppa Cowboy and Yee Hawzatini, I could bring along my pet Boxing Kangaroo and do a Waltz With Mathilda and toss some shrimpees on my EyeTailYun Barbeque too. Feeling like Jumping Jackaru Flash!
Me & Myself always feels inky dinky devilish at this time of the year OR youza can call me Pope Guido the Furst and I declares everyday an "eat Fish day."
Catzowey! I got smart and took my MasterCat Card and myself to PetSmart to check out the new cool Martha Stewart Pet Clothes AND got myself a super sharp shirt and a new Martha Stewart Skeleton rope toy! Meowvalous toys - diversible and reversible: some fur cats and some fur pooches!
Datza my brofur Yolo comes to my rescue for brotherly assurance and backup purrteckshun in case Signore Skeleton comes to life! But when I'ma wearing my power shirt with my collar popped, nothing spooks me! (pssst, itza in da Martha Stewart Pets Collection, in pooch depawtment)
Nope, I didn't have Cosmeticat Surgery and I'm not in a Dachsund Costume! Thatza my pal Jake the bambino Dachsund, visiting me in his sequined Skeleton shirt, yep uh huh itza in the Martha Stewart Pets at Petsmart collection too. Doggone right Jake putza his paws of approval on da Rope Toy and 9-Squeakers Halloweenie Cat too, and Jake said theyza pooch purrfecto. Me & Myself and Jake are guys whooza likes stylish clothes, affurdable prices and good quality Catzowey toys, and we share em - cuz datza neighborly!
Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week and make no bones about it - Halloween is popping upon us!
Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty