August 19, 2012

Fishy Facts From San Franfuncisco

Catzowey! I landed a whopper of a Whale this week and it's notta tall tail that itza filled with organicat nip! Yep uh huh itza for shure the fish that didn't get away!

Itza so so so giganticat dat I brought in my brofur "Grazie" to helps figure out what we should do with this whale sized fish. He's purrpondering it - gonna get back to Me & Myself soon.

Knowing weeza dealing with a humongous sized fish that could be a surprise Cat Fish, I donned my Life Purrrsevor - so I duzn't go "cat overboard and into a panacat-attack."

 Directions say I should float fine in my Life Purrsevor cuz itza meowvalous Man Cat size - and decorative blue too!

Catzowey! Flying fishes have landed on my Man Cat sofa and interrupting my abundacatnap time.

Scaling down and looking around I'ma gonna optacat to get to know this inky dinky fine fishie whooza looking like a cuddle fish - kind of a cudler! I tells ya, it must be from EyeTailYah, cuz that's the land o' romanticats and cuddling fishies too!

Now youza have a funtastic and nonCATastrophic week & don't let anything fishy occur!

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty


CATachresis said...

It all looks extemely fishy to me!! ;)

da tabbies o trout towne said...

doods...ewe knead ta gt thoze fish on de grill; sear em with sum sg'hetti sauze, toss in sum oh yur werld famouz meatballz N we will be by for lunch at 3:17 trout time !!

meowmanor said...

If 'in dat's fishy, I'z up for fishies!!!! Soooo cute, GUIDO!!!

TK and Pip said...

Oh we enjoyed all the fishing in this post. You two are quite fun.. and a little bit funny too!

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