Catzowey! I know, yep uh huh it's fur shure, I do know you always are browsing the Internet with your browsers but have you never ever thought about what YOUR Brows looks like while youza browsing?
Take a close and up closer look at my Brows, cuz theyza sticking uppza in the Sky reaching for Venus and da Catpuccino Milky Way! Amazing dat Me & Myself can even gets into my Man Cat bowl of Pasghetti & Meatballs with these giganticat Brows.
My Brows sticks up and out even when I'ma meeting and greeting cuz I cannot tames my Brows - theyza purrfurs to be naturally wild and untamed Brows.
Can youza keeps a secret? Dontcha tell anybody! Pssst, even when I was a smitten kitten way back abundacatnaps ago, I had to grows into my EyeTailYun Brows cuz Me & Myself wazza born to browse with giganticat Brows.
So cheers to a meowvalous nonCATastrophic week!
Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty