It's September & A Catzowey Time To Remember

Catzowey Catzowey! I was inky dinky in September 2006.

 Then in 2008 me & my bigger self went to Hollywood 

to be on a TeeVee show called Think Like a Cat and

look at dat meowvalous host, Signore Chuck Woolery

meeting and greeting me in my private studio shower! Do
ya see me in the preview?

 Here's the stage where my Staff and other Staffs were.

OMC! Do ya  think we Meowwsters are 

gonna race dat track?

I think a Producer/Director didn't have a cat 

otherwise they'd never ever think this game up! 

Signore Chuck was ecstaticat to do Eskimo
greeting ala nose hugs -  but weeza in Hollywood
not Alaska!

Me and Myself don't get crabby often!

2011 I ends up being in the meowvalous Morris the Cat calendar!
He's a Celebricat for sure and an amazing Meowster!

Catzowey mates! I'm down under in Australia
wearing the infamous Jacaru hat and looking for
jumping (not boxing)  Kangaroos - woo hoo!

Pssst.. you know Me & Myself are EyeTailYun so
we loves the glass full and can eye ya too - woo hoo!

Life is meowvalous when Cat Daddy Jackson Galaxy holds ya
and says " Youza never ever gonna be on my show
cuz youza PURRfecto" .

THEE bestest thing in life is being at my Animal Assisted Therapy job
 with my very special senior pals - they sure make me purr.

Now I wishes you a mostest meowvalous month
and make it a NonCatAstrophic one.

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

It Takes 2 To Tango and 2 To UN-Tangle Too

Catzowey! Me & Myself got my lil sisfur Grappa purrrpondering

what's causing the morning commute traffic jam in her tunnel. 

My mancat self made up for dat commute purrroblem and took Grappa 

to a meowvalous San Franfuncisco Giants game. 

NOTE: Grappa izza always wearing the Team colors. Yep uh huh!

Bamzatini! Something izza rumbling and tumbling

!!!!!

Gotta be a San Franfuncisco quake cuz we 

meowsters would never ever topple or tangle with 

our planters! Nope, not in a mille meowster chance 

and no way. But no quake news on our TeeVee!   Uh OH!

 Cat chatting to say TIMBERRRRRR again.. something is 

gonna topple.

WHO's in charge of this toppling event?

Yup cat eyes were right on target! Holy Cannoli my 

Meowtini Glass fell for sure - and now you sees Me and

MYself likes my Meowtini on the rocks!

 Get your meowvalous self ready for the lil Sisfur Grappa's 

big TURNING TWO event on September 1st - yup uh huh

But befur dat meowvalous days comes our way, I wanna wish you a 

nonCATastrophic week cuz I just cares so so so much bout your 

meowvalous self

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

 

Purrfectly Pleasurable Pawzishuns - Yep!

Catzowey! Life sure can be purrfecto when youza got yur paws in the right pawzishun.  I'ma gonna gives you the 1-2-3 lessons in purrrfectly pleasurable pawzishuns so here our paws go !

Numbah ONE:  My man cat EyeTailYun heart goes da bumpity bumpza when I'm looking at someone's kind heart so thatza purrfecto pawzishun -  yep uh huh.

Numbah 2:   Let's feline face it - nothing more purrfectly pleasurable than cuddling with

 the one youza luvs. Yep Uh Huh itza for sure that's true.

Numbah 3: And itza even more meowvalous when youza juggling the snuggling time with 

someone who's just letting you do dat snuggle stuff on your own time clock agenda.

Bamzatini! Before you and yourself knows it, the abundant  purrfectty pleasurable pawzishuns gonna knocks ya out and right into a looooooong catnap!

Pssst -  you've just learned the 1-2-3's of Purrfectly Pleasurable Pawzishuns.

Wishing YOU the mostest nonCATastrophic week !

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Browsing The Brows On Your Browser

Catzowey! I know, yep uh huh it's fur shure, I do know you always are browsing the Internet with your browsers but have you never ever thought about what YOUR Brows looks like while youza browsing? 

Take a close and up closer look at my Brows, cuz theyza sticking uppza in the Sky reaching for Venus and da Catpuccino Milky Way! Amazing dat Me & Myself can even gets into my Man Cat bowl of Pasghetti & Meatballs with these giganticat Brows.

My Brows sticks up and out even when I'ma meeting and greeting cuz I cannot tames my Brows - theyza purrfurs to be naturally wild and untamed Brows.

Can youza keeps a secret? Dontcha tell anybody! Pssst, even when I was a smitten kitten way back abundacatnaps ago, I had to grows into my EyeTailYun Brows cuz Me & Myself wazza born to browse with giganticat Brows.

So cheers to a meowvalous nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty