Come one and bring em all to the mostest meowvalous Wrestling match on da Planet. Itza so so so giganticat that my Aussie pals flew over dat Pacific Oshun to San Franfuncisco for a front row seat. Kango is wearing da right purrtective helmet too & dat little bear gots thru the airport security with his booming returnable boomerang!
In the blonde fur pants, we has Grazie and of course youza knows I'ma wearing my EyeTailYun deeziner Tiger stripes pants. We boyz checking out the middle of the Wrestling ring to be sure itza fair, squared and even too.
Ding Ding - ROUND 1 and Me & Myself gotta da Grazie down and sure taking him by surprise!
Ding Ding - ROUND 2 and Grazie does a flip uppa and over and izza ready to pin me & myself ... well datza what I'ma thinking.
Catzowey! Itza ROUND 3 and Grazie pinning Me & Myself with dat double leg take-down move. I thinks he learned it on All-Star TeeVee Wabbit Wrestling! And whatza with his giganticat sized paws looking like heeza wearing boxing gloves or ready to play a tune on a giant Grand Steinway piano.
Ding Ding - ROUND 4 and itza more purrfecto moment to sirPrize my wrestling partner with a hunky Hulk Hogan "hammer power punch".
Ding Ding! The Finale ROUND 5 and dat catzowey ref says itza tie wrestling match so weeza gonna relax and chillax this week and gets rested and rev uppa for da finale wrestling series - coming sooner than you know.
Now make it a nonCATastrophic week!
Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty