Cristoforo-Cristobal-Christopher - Hey Any Way It's Columbus Day!

Signore Columbus izza my EyeTailYun hero and I has the mostest giganticat respecto for his navigating all the way cross dat ocean a very long long time ago with no GPS! 

Cuz itza colorful Christoforo Columbus Day, me and lil sisfur Grappa donning the EyeTailYun colors cuz weeza purrroud to be EyeTailYun meowsters.

 OoooMeowPah! Weeza found ourselves a Columbus Day Purrrade and tried tuning up some dude's Tuba.

Catzowey! Me & Myself caught a ride on a giganticat tuba tube and it wazza meowvalous!

Itza fine feline day when some savvy mustached Signorina suggests Me & Myself share a primo vino with her but hey, I gotta get her to my Man Cat Barber Shop tomorrow - yep uh huh!

Va Va Va Voooooomzaloni - itza no baloney so pass me an organicat niptini cuz being a celebricat at the Cristoforo Columbus Day Purrrade can be exhausticatting! Viva EyeTailYah I tells ya.

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!

CIAO & MEOW

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Feeling Patrioticatish Cuz It's The 4th of July Week

Catzowey! I just knows youza whooza lives in the USA gonna be unfurling your flags this week cuz weeza has the funtasticat 4th of July Holiday coming up.

Now, youza know I have EyeTailYun Citizenship & USA Citizenship - yep uh huh itza double trouble funtastic Passpurrrts for Me & MYself,  so thatza why I luvs Pasghetti and Meatballs  on Columbus Day and dat Fried Chickzatini on the 4th of July - well I try!

 Flag purrrtocol says itza meowvalous idea to display the flag on the 4th of July always but when your flag is upsides down, someone for sure gonna tells ya.

FIREWORKZ advise: Be sure you never ever sits in back of da unfurled flag cuz if youza watching fireworks galore and more,  the flag might keeps you from going "ohhhh ahhh" cuz itza blowing in the breeze with ease and blocking yur fireworkz view. That can cause hiss fits!

Me & MYself thinks itza meowvalous to see your unfurled flag blowing in the wind.

 And get your lips ready for dat all Americano Apple Pie. Why? Cuz itza the 4th of July.

Happy 238th Birthday to America - yep uh huh!

Wishing you a nonCATasrophic week

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Packing & Stacking My Vakayshun Stuff

Catzowey! What do you do when youza feeling like you has House-Itis? Well, I tells ya, I starts unpacking and repacking and stacking my Vakayshun stuffs.

Yep uh huh - Me & Myself always checks out my Vakayshun stuff for da all year long dusties that gather on my Vakayshun stuffs when itza not on Vakayshun. Pssst - gotta tells ya that itza not on Vakayshun most of the time!

Say AhhhhhLOWhahaha to my favorito Guava Jam which izza getting Me & Myself in dat sweet Vakasyshun mode for shure.

It's always a meowvalous idea to pull out yur Vakayshun clothes to see if theyza still fits from the last Vakayshun you went on...

Apparently I gotta sucks in my EyeTailYun tummy cuz my Vakayshun shirt frum last year shure has shrinked in da washing masheen! Gotta remember to tell my Staff to use dat cold water and no spinning cycle.

Now I wishes you the mostest meowvalous & nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty