Knocking The Socks Off Me This Week In A World Series Kind Of Way

CATZOWEY! Youza knows Me & MYself advocates good sportsmanship and playing life with fair meowster manners. BUT the World Series this week gonna be knocking my socks right off my paws!

Lil sisfur Grappa got the vibe for this World Series and she's wearing MY socks! GO Grappa GO izza better to hear than NO Grappa NO!

 Yikes Grappa! You don't wanna get bagged at the World Series! Nope.

Going to this World Series might be a hair raising experience! See ya in Kansas City and YES Dorothy we ARE in Kansas this week - where's Toto?!  If youza not a baseball fan itza OK. Cuz life is just a big ball game where our paws run around the bases of life everyday. It's meowvalous when you gets yourself on just one base and it makes you smile. Yep Uh Huh it's for sure. Me & MYself smiling with YOU this week!

Wishing YOU a GIANT sized  nonCatastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Cristoforo-Cristobal-Christopher - Hey Any Way It's Columbus Day!

Signore Columbus izza my EyeTailYun hero and I has the mostest giganticat respecto for his navigating all the way cross dat ocean a very long long time ago with no GPS! 

Cuz itza colorful Christoforo Columbus Day, me and lil sisfur Grappa donning the EyeTailYun colors cuz weeza purrroud to be EyeTailYun meowsters.

 OoooMeowPah! Weeza found ourselves a Columbus Day Purrrade and tried tuning up some dude's Tuba.

Catzowey! Me & Myself caught a ride on a giganticat tuba tube and it wazza meowvalous!

Itza fine feline day when some savvy mustached Signorina suggests Me & Myself share a primo vino with her but hey, I gotta get her to my Man Cat Barber Shop tomorrow - yep uh huh!

Va Va Va Voooooomzaloni - itza no baloney so pass me an organicat niptini cuz being a celebricat at the Cristoforo Columbus Day Purrrade can be exhausticatting! Viva EyeTailYah I tells ya.

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!

CIAO & MEOW

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Man Cat At Work AND On The Job - Maybe

Catzowey! Home repairz never ever easy and when someone drops their family heirloom ring or heirloom family-grown tomato into the bowl, they call Man Cat At Work and I goes diving for it.

But before my Man Cat At Work self gets on the job, I gotta get TO the job so I always use my EyeTailYun cat eyes to check out my wheels and get there safely,  like funtasticatically fast too.

A Man Cat At Work needs a  super uber dooper breakfast to pump uppa the working meowscles. So I always gets a giganticat bowl of Joe's O's and a side of Pasghetti & Meatballs too.

Then after the super uber dooper breakfast my Man Cat At Work self pencils out the job - gotta nail it accuracatically - yep uh huh! But if youza don't nails it .....

Then itza purrrfurable to bring in the assistant who can assist.

AND if that assistant is not assisting then youza just laughs, yep uh huh youza just laughs!

Wishing YOU a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Feeling Patrioticatish Cuz It's The 4th of July Week

Catzowey! I just knows youza whooza lives in the USA gonna be unfurling your flags this week cuz weeza has the funtasticat 4th of July Holiday coming up.

Now, youza know I have EyeTailYun Citizenship & USA Citizenship - yep uh huh itza double trouble funtastic Passpurrrts for Me & MYself,  so thatza why I luvs Pasghetti and Meatballs  on Columbus Day and dat Fried Chickzatini on the 4th of July - well I try!

 Flag purrrtocol says itza meowvalous idea to display the flag on the 4th of July always but when your flag is upsides down, someone for sure gonna tells ya.

FIREWORKZ advise: Be sure you never ever sits in back of da unfurled flag cuz if youza watching fireworks galore and more,  the flag might keeps you from going "ohhhh ahhh" cuz itza blowing in the breeze with ease and blocking yur fireworkz view. That can cause hiss fits!

Me & MYself thinks itza meowvalous to see your unfurled flag blowing in the wind.

 And get your lips ready for dat all Americano Apple Pie. Why? Cuz itza the 4th of July.

Happy 238th Birthday to America - yep uh huh!

Wishing you a nonCATasrophic week

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Cat Chatting While Chatting About Cats

Catzowey Catzowey! There is nothing Me & Myself luvs more than cat chatting bout cats, well except 

purrusing fine artistacat books about cats.

 Well I tells you that I also gets ecstaticat with good books bout Pooches, like Carl
cuz heeza goes Shopping and purrobably never ever shops till his doggone great
self drops! 

Way back when Me & MYself was inky dinky and a smitten kitten, my momma Baci
taught me to always look up purroud,watch for artistacat things on the wall and keeps
my eyes open so I did and I do.

See! My cat eyes are meowvalously open looking for that art on the wall so I can cat chat about it.

Sometimes you gotta look at art from a different purrrspective.

Museums closed for artistacat enjoyment on Monday the 17th of February cuz if youza
living in the USA, you and yourself gonna be celebrating the Purrresidents Day Holiday
 honoring George Washington & Abraham Lincoln. I'ma feeling patrioticat and it's fur shure 
both Purrresidents purrobably had cats in their White Houses - yep uh huh!

Happy Purrrresidents Day to all in the USA and wishing all my Guido Global pals
a nonCATastrophic week too.

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Great Guido Grooving

Catzowey! It's for sure Me & Myself thinks birds of the feather plays together and itza meowvalous way to groove away the day.

 When I groove away the day youza finds me relaxing in a Man Cat kind of way in a sunny ray.

No matter what direction youza grooves in, itza always CATZOWEY to be doing the great Guido grooving moves.

And sometimes you gotta squeeze & rearrange yurself into a great groove cuz grooving doesn't always just happen. Itza like being a Catortionist at Cirque du Meowster!

The purrfecto grooviest grooving for Me & Myself izza always when we grooves with our organicat Nip and takes that abundacat nap.

Here comes my CATZOWEY good wishes for you to have a nonCATastrophic week & hoping it's a groovy one too!

Ciao & Meow 

GUIDO the Italian Kitty