Guido's State Of The Meow Message - A Keen 2015

Catzowey Catzowey! Me & MYself had a real deal ball this 2014 and now weeza entering a 

new MEW year soon - yep uh huh like really soon. So here are my favorito tips for being on 

the ball next year.

 You gotta hydrate to get thru the year !  BUT plastic bottles are not Momma Earth's favorito.

My envirocat self suggests you gets your water from anything but bad plastic water bottles this coming MEW Year and every year.

 Sure could be a keen 2015 to get your paws to other places and sites-see cuz seeing the sites means youza gonna be seeing new wonnerful foods too. Yep even an EyeTailYun kitty likes the Purrrrisian French Cat foods in France.

Your MEW Year gonna be meowvalous if you get a big box of Organicatnip Cigars that knocks 

your socks off ya and you get a bonus: a giganticatnap too.

The MEW Years ball gonna fall at midnight on December 31st, 2014 but this is my favorito ball!

Wishing YOU a keen 2015 and a purrfectly nonCATastrophic year too

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

It's Purrrobably Tat Tuesday

CATZOWEY & meowza wowza! AND purrrhaps an ouchie! Someone luvs luvs luvs me so so so much theyza getting a Guido tat! Now this izza first in my 8 years on da Planet!

 Dontcha wonder why theyza didn't select this pose for the Tat? Well purrhaps cuz their arm not buffed up enough! Yep Uh Huh this pose needs a mighty meowscle and big bicep to tat upon cuz I'ma Man Cat large and in charge.

 Nowza I tells YOU, if theyza had selected this pic well yep uh huh, theyza  definitely could have have my meowster face Tatted on their inky dinky wrist that helps them lift their glass of da Vino. So many pawsabilities for Tats!

Pssst .. IF theyza Vegiecats theyza could have had this organicat tomato & Me and MYself tatted on their tummy too. Yep,  all in the name of sustainable vegies - dat works for my organicat self.

 Dontcha thinks this would be purrrfecto for the protein loving person in your life looking for an EGGstaticat healthy kind of purrrOHteen loving Tat!

So I hopes YOU tells Me & MYself which pic youza would put on your tat if youza ever gonna do dat.  Ratta tat tat weeza into dat fantastical fun on Tuesday.

Ciao & Meow!

Guido the Italian Kitty

Yep Uh Huh - I Am ON It and IN It

 Catzowey ~ Youza purrrobably curious as a cat to know so I tells ya. It's for shure I am ON Facebook cuz I likes showing my back on the furont of my  Facebook  Page but I assures you and yurself my lil sisfur Grappa still a smitten kitten in training so no FB page for her yet!

And this izza my EyeTailYun deeziner furont - keeping it simplisticat.

Catzowey! Now I jumps from my furont page IN to the real authenticat Weinermobile and I relish driving the big masheen. Itza hot diggity dog experience and the license plate is meowvalous too.

Ooopsatini! Wazza I purrhaps driving the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile  IN my meowster dreams?

 

Wishing YOU a nonCATastrophic week filled with abundacat meowvalous dreams too!

 

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

 

Meowvalous Monday After Easter Sunday

CATZOWEY! I tells you it's for sure that I'm 

exhausticatted completely on this meowvalous 

Monday after Easter Sunday! 

Wanna knows why???

 Cuz on FurEyeDay itza especially Good FurEyeDay 

so, I puts on my good Panama Hat and steps out in the 

good Easter spirit - yep uh huh I did dat good EGGtastic 

thing: tried to hatch something green and good on 

Good FurEyeDay!

Being EGGstaticat on Good FurEyeDay made me more 

exhausticatted on Caturday, so I took a 

ManCat snooze.

WOWza MEOWza - on Easter Sunday I got into decorating 

my table to enable Me & MYself to have the guests 

over to devour on the hour in a colorful way. Yep uh huh, 

it's for shure that I deezired my Easter eggs to match my 

plates di giorno - hey datza EyeTailYun cat chat!!

 Catzowey! Someone got wishes that the dishes

gets done!

Now sisfur Grappa and Me & MYself trying to chillax 

and relax on Meowvalous Monday after Easter Sunday.

 But  Catzowey, we meowsters live on a San Franfuncisco 

hill so weeza now rocking and rolling rolling rolling while 

catnapping in our dreams.

Wishing YOU the mostest nonCATastrophic week.

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Chin Scratching In A Man Cat Way

Catzowey Catzowey! Yep uh huh, itza double Catzowey time when my EyeTailYun chin chin gets a rubbin and I dubs it "Chin Scratching In A Man Cat Way" cuz hey, there izza no other way!

 Me and MYself gets down and around and a lil cheeky too when I'ma bout to zone in on a chin scratching event. Kind of like the hoomans when they're getting ready to aahhhhhoooom in Yoga!

 Pssst ... can youza keeps a secret? Before the Man Cat Chin Scratch Me & MYself enjoys a pawdicure -  cuz it's meowvalous to get the paws dedusted and meowsaged but psssst it's secret time again, I uses the neutered colors! OOOPSatini I means neutral colors.

Back to scratching the chin today in a man cat way, and I mean GO GREEN if youza gonna be envirocatically correct with your chin scratches.

Forget going GREEN! GO BLONDE! The moment I crossed my paws thinking blonde, a purrrty Signorina picked me up! Ahhh Man Cat dreams do come true.

Now I wishes YOU the mostest meowvalous and nonCATastrophic week and
my crystal Paw Ball says itza gonna be a purrfecto week cuz I'ma sending you my Man Cat hugz.

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Sneaky Peaky Into My Catzowey Life

Life is Catzowey when I'm walking on fine fur carpets and under tables di antiques to take a peaks at you and fun stuff too.

It's meowvalous to stretch every day and if you has a pal to stretch with like in a buddy system,  then stretching is more meowvalous than stretching solo.

 Life is Catzowey too when I'm angling about my sofa doing the dangling.

 And didja know when Me & MYself are lounging under that Steinway, weeza purrpondering composing some tunes -  like a duet or mewtet! (pssst can youza keeps a secret?? I'ma on an Animal Assisted Therapy job in this foto - yep uh huh I'm on the job but never catnapping on the job)

Everyday even when I'ma taking abundactnaps I continues to looks up up uppa in the Sky purrpondering why is my life so meowvalously CATZOWEY! And thatza sneaky peaky into my Catzowey life!

Now I wishes YOU a purrfectly nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Ringy Ding Ring In 2014 - The New Mew Year

 Holy Cannoli itza almost time to welcome in the new Mew Year !

And Me & Myself are purrpondering purrcisely what pawty hat to wear when that giganticat crystal ball drops at the stroke of the Auld Lang Syne hour - could be the purrfecto hour to devour some Tuna Wheels with new years Nip topping.

Catzowey! If 2014 izza near, that means I'ma turning 8 this coming year!

Me & Myself might just sit out the festivities,  but here comes my mostest meowvalous happiest of happy New Mew Year wishes to special YOU! Pssst, you can humz along or sing Auld Lang Syne  with me right here.  Yep uh huh!

Now be shure you makes this new mew year a non CATastrophic one!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Great Guido Grooving

Catzowey! It's for sure Me & Myself thinks birds of the feather plays together and itza meowvalous way to groove away the day.

 When I groove away the day youza finds me relaxing in a Man Cat kind of way in a sunny ray.

No matter what direction youza grooves in, itza always CATZOWEY to be doing the great Guido grooving moves.

And sometimes you gotta squeeze & rearrange yurself into a great groove cuz grooving doesn't always just happen. Itza like being a Catortionist at Cirque du Meowster!

The purrfecto grooviest grooving for Me & Myself izza always when we grooves with our organicat Nip and takes that abundacat nap.

Here comes my CATZOWEY good wishes for you to have a nonCATastrophic week & hoping it's a groovy one too!

Ciao & Meow 

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

A New Mewsical Meowster

Catzowey! Everyone should explore their inner and outter mewsical self once in a while, cuz it gives youza style and then youza smile.

Me & Myself both agree you gotta be seated propurrrly to find dat inner or outer mewsical self inside of you & yourself. Yep uh huh it's for shure.

 The mostest meowvalous mewzishuns around the World say you gotta get into  your mewsic to appreciate its every meowment cuz mewsic can be so relaxing.

I see the notes! Yep, da mewsic notes on da mewsic map go all sorts of directions and youza must concentrate to understand da mewsical notes cuz they're more confusing than a fine EyeTailYun fetuccini recipe!  It's fur shure, you gonna gets inky dinky tired from focusing so much.

And when youza inky dinky tired youza chillaxing - and purrhaps not paying attention to playing the Piano cuz you can't play da piano and study mewsic when youza in this pawzishun, cuz your feets don't reach the Piano pedals!

 Life is meowvalous being a new mewsical meowster and having a page-turner too!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

My Meowvalous Holly Dazed Wishes For You

It's almost the night before Cwismus and I'ma here in the City by the Bay,

Wanting to wish you a merry purrfecto Christmas Eve & Buon Natale Day.

My EyeTailYun sock is hanging from the fireplace mantle,

While Me & Myself are chillaxing, listening to dat Messiah by Signore Handle.

I've made my list and got it checked off not once but twice,

Yep uh huh, wishing for Spaghetti & Meatballs served to me by a crew of little well trained mice.

Tis the season to be jolly and whisper something in your ear,

I treasure your furiendship & wishes you the mostest meowvalous New Year.

Buon Natale!

Love,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Who Relaxes When It's Time For Taxes?

Basta Pasta! Nobody I knows izza ecstaticat to see Tax Time arrive! So just like youza, Me & Myself izza doing the mathacatical stuff at the finale meowment. Itza fur shure, there's no relaxing and itza super taxing on my catnap time.

Purrpondering where to find dat ON button can cause a giganticat hiss fit.

Give Me & Myself an ol' ancient Abacus any time, cuz it's more fun than my catucalulator.

 If yur old fashioned never-fails-Abacus is out of order, and  purrhaps that EveReady bunny battery is sluffing in yur Catucalulator, then just revert to counting numbers on yur paw cuz that works fur shure.

When all else fails, purrrtend your battery is dead and hope the Taxing Taxman gets sauced, then lost and tossed in da litter box.

Wishing YOU a purrticularly nonCATastrophic week and hope it's funtaxtic!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty