It's almost the night before Cwismus and I'ma here in the City by the Bay,
Wanting to wish you a merry purrfecto Christmas Eve & Buon Natale Day.
My EyeTailYun sock is hanging from the fireplace mantle,
While Me & Myself are chillaxing, listening to dat Messiah by Signore Handle.
I've made my list and got it checked off not once but twice,
Yep uh huh, wishing for Spaghetti & Meatballs served to me by a crew of little well trained mice.
Tis the season to be jolly and whisper something in your ear,
I treasure your furiendship & wishes you the mostest meowvalous New Year.
GUIDO the Italian Kitty