December 17, 2012

It's a Ho Ho Ha Ha Holiday Job

Catzowey! Me & Myself signed up to help Santy Paws spread good cheer. So I grew a beard just like his Ho Ho Ho beard, yep uh huh on my chinny chin chin. Does it makes you grin?
What the Dickens izza going on here? My Signore Scrooge hat is spreading Holly Dazed cheer and better that hat then dressing up as a red-nosed reindeer!
 Bah Humbugzaloni - itza no EyeTailYun baloney, that  Me & Myself are in the Holly Dazed mode cuz I signed up for Santy Paws on the job helper this year.  Hoping good Salami and Sardines are filling my Buon Natale stocking.
 Yep uh huh - itza fur shure my Buon Natale stocking izza real authenticat EyeTailYun - like Me & Myself. Hmmmzatini, how's my Pizza Meowgarita gonna fits in my Cwismus stocking?
 
Making my list, checking it twice! Cuz I knows youza never naughty but always nice. Letza deck out the desk with a twig of holly, might make someone feel an inky dinky bit jolly. Weeza can jingle and mingle and share abundacat Holly Dazed ho ho ho, BUT if youza down South in Australia youza not seeing Cwismus snow! Nope youza not.

Youza can give the envirocatically correct gift in a snap - a Holly Dazed HUG doesn't need to be wrapped.

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty





5 comments:

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

those photos are sooooo adorable!

Vicki said...

Merry Christmas Gudio. Ka - zar says G'day Merry christmas to you and Grazie.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

A veree merree Christmas, ta all R pals far N wide

“Time for me ta takez a brake” de Eazter bunnee cried

hope de dood in red, brings ya everything ya wish

hope ya don’t wakez up, ta stoooopid burd in yur dish

over heer in trout towne, we shirlee will be jammin

noe chowin down on turkee, wee bee feastin on salmon

salmon salmon… feastin on salmon

sing long everee one… wee bee feastin on salmon

make sure ya eat sum pie, cookieez… Christmas cake

stay way frum BURD, for de love oh God’s sake

coz memburr it don’t matter, bee ewe boy ore gurl

if ya eat de burd, yur shirlee gonna hurl

pork chops N steaks, even sum burger N friez

bee WAY better N burd, we canna tell noe lies

salmon salmon… feastin on salmon

sing long everee one…wee bee feastin on salmon

sew a trooly merree Christmas, happee mew yeer two

we wish ya health N happiness, de yeer long thru

heerz ta treetz n toys, fore get de brush N comb

ta all R shelter pals, hope ya get yur for ever home

thanx for bein R pals, we bee trooly blessed

we luvz ewe one N all, R pals be de BEST

salmon salmon… feastin on salmon

sing long everee one… wee bee feastin on salmon

luvz frum boomer, dai$y, tuna N sauce & gram paw dude two

Honey P. Sunshine said...

Buon Natale Gweedoh

Timmy Tomcat said...

Guido good furend
May you and yours have a wonderfur holiday!
Timmy T and Family
PS
Love the big photo on your blog. You are one good looking kitty says Lady Fitz

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