Purrpondering where to find dat ON button can cause a giganticat hiss fit.
Give Me & Myself an ol' ancient Abacus any time, cuz it's more fun than my catucalulator.
If yur old fashioned never-fails-Abacus is out of order, and purrhaps that EveReady bunny battery is sluffing in yur Catucalulator, then just revert to counting numbers on yur paw cuz that works fur shure.
When all else fails, purrrtend your battery is dead and hope the Taxing Taxman gets sauced, then lost and tossed in da litter box.
Wishing YOU a purrticularly nonCATastrophic week and hope it's funtaxtic!
Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty