Sometimes I gets choked up thinking about Mother Earth. Weeza all celebrating her on April 22nd cuz thatza the mostest pawsative day to celebrate Earth Day which izza all about being smart with your heart, and green while trash lean.
Here izza my favorito way to recyle da paper - Me & Myself opens da giftie then we plays for days and years and we cheers Hoorayzatini in dat nice paper. That's recycling at its best - yep uh huh, itza fur shure that's recycling which makes Mother Earth purr.
Definitely itza not true the grass is greener on the other side of dat fence! I loves my organicat grass on MY side of da fence and itza naturally furiendly and fertilized purrsonally, of course in an organicat way.
If youza feeling way too politicatically green, youza can get ahead by getting into red organicat tomatoes which are gonna rock yur paws to the next Meowlinium or knocks ya down to da linoleum.
Me & Myself wishes youza a PAWsative and nonCATastrophic week, and cheers to purrtecting our Mother Earth whooza the bestest Landlord in the whole world.
Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty