HO HO HO & SOME HA HA HA

CATZOWEY!

If you been catnapping a lot then you forgot 

Cwismus is coming soon which means it's almost

time to mingle and jingle some bells.

 And it's dat time of the year to topple

a tree too!

Fa La La Ha Ha Ha - I'm decked out

for some meowvalous cat caroling.

 Lil Sisfur Grappa has herself in the Buon Natale mood too

and it's for sure Santy Paws is probably gonna fill her

Cwismus stocking with lil lumps of coal! Yup uh huh

cuz Grappa's deeeestruction business has been busy

in 2019.

 While Grappa's been destructing stuff I been out & about on my

Animal Assisted Therapy job spreading love & getting purrs doing

constructive stuff not deeeeestructive stuff like Grappa.

 

 Holy Cannoli!

She's stolen MY shirt !!!!

Buon Natale, Happy everything & Merry meowvalous

wishes to wonderful YOU.

Psssst ...  can ya keeps a secret?

I'm heading to The North Pole to work with the 

giganticat Elf who makes da toys for girls & boys!

Buon Natale! Dats why I gots my Elf hat on !

Amore & Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Didja Hear -- It's a Catzowey Meowvalous Time Of The Year

Ho HO HOzatini! 

Hey datza EyeTailYun for ha ha ha happy holidays.

 So ME & MYself are trying on Holly Dazed outfits.

What's you think? 

 ha Ha HAzatini - -  it's a  sneaky peaky Santy's hat!

Catzowey! Me & MYself are

 showcasing some glistening Glow n' Snow balls

cuz tis the season to be purrrrliant!

No more Glowing Balls - just having a ball

being a Holly Dazed smitten kitten!

 

And no need to purrrponder if ME & MYself has not been nice

cuz

Santy Paws knows for sure - (I has been spicy nicey!)

No matter how you look at it,  Me & MYself 

signed up to be  Santy Paws this year to spread great cheer.

Hoorayzatiin it's Me & MYself strutting

my Cwismus Caroling outfit on the job at 

a fabtastic nursing home (are YOU feeling

in the holly dazed mode yet??)

Pawsatively posing with my Staff for accompanying

me to my Animal Assisted Therapy job all over town 

all year long.

Merry Meowy Christmas ~ Happy Hanukah ~ Catzowey Kwanza!

Peaceful Paws Galore to wonderful you,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Meowvalous Holly Dazed Moments With Guido the Italian Kitty

Itza the jingling and let's get mingling time of the year. So sending my good cheer and my mostest meowvalous moments of cruising my meowster self through the Holly Dazed time. Trust me - it  really can be feline fine!  Pssst - ya gotta be good and not naughty but nice cuz Santy Paws is checking his list, not once but TWICE!

Are you dreaming of a White Christmas but your tree is affected by dat global warming and izza shrinking and youza not drinking, so youza seeing mini meowster trees?

Holly by jolly!  I thinks Santy Paws left his lil red balls! Bring on the organicatnip!

 At least dat Santy Paws lets me cuddle and huddle with Signora Paws!  Ahhh meowvalous.

 And itza more meowvalous to have my EyeTailYun stocking ready for Signore Santy Paws cuz I knows I have been good good and more gooder - yep uh huh it's fur shure!

I wish you a most nonCATastrophic week and just remember, it's only December and soon weeza gonna do that midnight jumping fur joy thing & ring in a Mew Year together! 

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

By Golly It's Jolly Ho Ho Ho Time

Catzowey! Me & Myself just luvs luvs luvs this Ho Ho Ho time of the year. I'm into Holly Daze posing for my mostest favorito photographer Mark Rogers cuz we connects eye to eye and now you see why.

Nobody has the answer as to how they gets my EyeTailYun ears in this pawzishun!

Let's cat chat seriously about this Holly Dazed array of the Cwismus colors. Do youza think I'm looking feline festive cuz I thinks I'm wearing the colors of my home land "EyeTailYah"! Yep I tells ya that!

Now I tells you if youza having the jolly Holly Daze  Ho Ho Ho moment, youza must be saying "Lights, Camera ACTION!" So me and myself always got my cat eyes open for the right lights cuz I luvs dat camera action!

Hoorayzatini I see the lights fantasticat!

Sometimes I thinks it's simply meowvalous to be away from the lights and camera action, so gonna just cuddle with my inky dinky Ho Ho Ho Holly Daze Santy Paws Hat and wish YOU a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Tis The Start Of A Season To Have A Reason

Well jingle my EyeTailYun jewels - oopsatini I means ring my swell bells cuz I hears music in the stores playing "Let It Snow, Let It Snow." SO let's go figure out what we duzn't know.

 Tis the season to have a reason to ask yurself  after a whole giganticat year, "why did I tangle uppa those Cwismus lights last year in a hurry and furry?" Well, I don't know!

 But I do know itza the purrfecto time to chime in and speak uppa with where youza wants to put dat 1st ornament! Yep uh huh, itza fur shure dat inspectacatting da tree in a doggone good pawzishun is right and the branches gotta be tight or they're not right for .... Branch Walking!

Bamaztini! No chillaxing at this time of the Year cuz once you knows yur Tree branches can hold ya, then you gotta  hang all the ornamentos! Holy Cannoli youza gonna be ready for an EyeTailYun HollyDaze cocktail or purrhaps a double shot of Catzowey espresso! Remember, it's the start of  a Season to have a a Reason ... so go fur it!

NOW I gotta figures out how to hang my Cwismus Stocking.

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week & we'll cat chat soon!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty