Market FURmoil &Turmoil Is Reason To Catnap

Catzowey! The news is not aMEWsing these days so I'm optiCATing to slumber away until the fat cats at the Federal Feline Reserve get our economy back on track - we all need it pawsatively and expediacatly too.








I don't know about yours, but my MasterCATcard has interest rates higher than a catnip tree in Catalonia - now that's CATastrophic, and it's causing me to FURtail my spending - in fact it's knocked me out.



A tisket a tasket, I'm headed to my basket, cuz my mighty meowster whiskers are not wiggling at the rising cost of imPURRted Italian sardines, a meowvalous staple in my dediCATed delicioso diet. Wishing you a week full of fantasticatnaps and cross your paws that we're back on track and having a doggone great time soon! (oops, I meant Catzowey time! )

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO - The Italian Kitty

Fishin' With A Mission

The cat's got my tongue and I still can't feline fess up about why I'm catting around in luxurious LA - land of my-oh-my stars on the street and in the sky. Abundacat FURiends have plied me with vintage  catnip and PURRomises of boat loads of salmon tartare and  fun feline deliCATisies, but alas, I'm not letting the cat out of the bag.

So what's an Italian kitty to do?  I go fishin'!

Ya gotta calm your whiskers for just a little while longer - (didn't some fat cat say "curiosity killed the cat"?)  I've got 9 lucky lives and plan on wiggling my whiskers thru all of them. Just kick back  and relax your paws  with a nonCATastrophic catnap to purr away the day. And,  go fishing! Being the envirokitty I am, I only do CATch and release.

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO - The Italian Kitty 

Aestheticatically Flowing In PURRfection

This envirokitty is a demandacat for water saving and being I'm Italian, well it's no well kept secret that I'm into fine feline design too - Leonardo Da Kitty and  MyCatAngelo make my whiskers wiggle with their fantastikitty designs. When my paws were out and about last week  I came across this faucet in a lion sized tub - so decided to shake paws then meet and greet it, cuz I'm a FURiendly feline,  but I'm PURRpondering where the water is: Hello ... is anybody in there?  Hi there, hey, it's me Guido the Italian Kitty. Come on out!

My four VIP "Very Important Paws" got exhaustiCATed with this cat and mouse game the faucet insisted on playing with me, so I dived onto my divine feline down bed to cruise into a snooze in the fashion I'm accustomed to - after all, my paws have just returned from a week in Hollywood (nope didn't spot Snoop Dog or CATherine Zeta Jones) - and you're miracuCATulously  curious as a cat wondering why this smitten kitten flew South to La La land (the sun rays get my Guido 4 Paws UP award!).  Fur now, my mighty meowster lips are zipped but you'll find out before you know it will be an awesome pawsome moment.

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO - The Italian Kitty

Lounging In La La Land

Life is catzowey and for the FURst time in my life, I've flown on a plane  - had  a hiss fit over the lack of whisker room for those of us riding under seats and viewing an array of not so pretty ankles!  For a few days, my paws are calling Hollywood home - land of California sun and abundacat feline fun.  You're undoubtacatically curious as a cat and wondering what meowvalous event has brought my paws far from the City By The Bay to The Hotel Palomar where the bird watching is PURRfect from my suite that is waaaaay up here ... It's no secret, I PURRoudly bestow the Guido 4 Paws UP award on this Feline Friendly Hotel (canine cousins welcome too) which has abundacat &  fantasticat art too -  good for my nightly aerobicat activities. The rooms rock  here!

 I pawsatively  may get into reading meowvalous LA mags after my catnap. 

SuPURRb room service arrived right on time when the sunrise rays  hit my window!

A full day in La La Land has exhausticatted me. Gotta get rested and revved up for the next few days of this meowvalous experience! So what am I doing traveling in FURst class Italian Stallion kitty style??  I PURRomise to tell  all .. but not at this smitten kitten moment. Go take a catnap and stay tuned!
Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO - The Italian Kitty

PURRpelling Out Of My Chair

We've still one more meowvalous week of pawsatively awesome Olympics but the catzowey TV coverage is cutting into my catnaps. Every time USA wins a glorious gold, I launch out of my lavish lounge chair to have my whiskers pointed proPURRly when the National Anthem plays. Don't you think my evening agenda should be kicked back and casual? So vollying like a ball over the net, this up and down and back up and down again is making me an exhaustikitty these nights. You know the mighty meowster is a politicatically correct dude - autocatimatically my paws rise when I hear that Anthem and I stand PURRoud. My meowster manners are in tack!

Watching our increducatulous Michael Phelps win win win, and win win win win and win again (yep 8 times my catnap was interrupted to honor the Anthem), was a catzowey experience and he's as buffed as my Italian kitty self - maybe we atheleticats are related! Do ya think???

Yawn ... it's not feline frediculously foolish to know I've got to get rested up for the giganticat Closing ceremonies.

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO - The Italian Kitty

Meowvalous News

Well well well -  my mighty meowster self is waiting to hear from the feline friendly folks who make the PURRfect decisions - stay tuned, and we'll have some meowvalous news for you a little later today. So go  find a sun ray, enjoy a catnap and kick back with some relaxing catnip tea. I'm going to hang out for a while,

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO - The Italian Kitty

Olympicats Awaken Your Eyes and Rise

Just days and meowster hours till the Olympics begin and I'm embracing my cataesthenics and healthy good foods to get my mighty meowster self in shape to watch the agile athletes (ah ha - yes from my comfy fantasticat feline paw chair at home), thus I'm PURRpondering over what Oatmeal is best for my meowvalous muscles (gotta be feline energized to watch the catzowey commercials!). Of course, being an Italian Kitty I preFUR polenta - but I'm opticating for good ol' fashioned Oatmeal to fuel my feline fantasticat self. Now the big question: do I pawsatively want Irish or Old Fashioned Oatmeal? Which would you opticat for?


Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO - The Italian Kitty