Lettuce Entertains You -Eat Lean & Green

Let US entertain YOU with meowvalous and healthy ideas for expanding our lives!  And youza thought I was cat chatting about being at a salad bar! I got your attention - right?

I'm no vegecataterian, but both Me & Myself izza striving to keeps my Catlesterol low, my heart beat high and hoping for more than 9 lives, so eating healthy even though I'ma not wealthy is impurrtant, and now Holy Cannoli I can be eating Holistic & Natural foods. Yep uh huh - datza fur shure. Cuz FELIDAE Pure Elements dried & canned foods for da Meowsters izza all natural! And, yep uh huh again - theyza got da CANIDAE natural foods for you pooch pals too. Itza diverse company that cares for all of us 4-leggeds.

Catzowey! Da bag is like a traveling picture postie card -  has da mountains on it -  and the view of da package makes me purr like exacticatically when I'ma going on a VaKayShun.

When you finishes enjoying yur nachural and healthy meal, then you picks yurself uppa, dusts yurself off and gets right back to living again. BUT youza gotta use that  darned de-dusting masheen to say arrivederci to da lint and stuff - and itza can be mind boggling.

Phewsatini I'ma dreaming of linguini!
Nothing better than Catzowey company, fine foods and abundacatnaps with someone youza luvs, after dat giganticat healthy and really nachural meal.

Wishing youza meowvalous week - make it a healthy one - and Me & Myself hopes your week is a nonCATastrophic week too! Let's rest up fur the 4th of July.

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Fun & Fineries At The Wineries

I'ma EyeTailYun kitty who luvs the soil my 4 paws prance on, and feeling the ground is a grounding experience. So nothing better than a pawsatively great visit on a summer Sunday to  ANDRETTI VINEYARDS in da Napa Valley. Youza knows  Signore Mario Andretti - yep uh huh famoso fur racing da Indy speedy cars round and round dat track.  NOWza MEOWza, heeza racing to harvest da grapes!

Itza fur shure, Ruth my speshule VIP "Very Important Paws"  guide made my whiskers wiggle and I kinda giggled after tasting so many meowvalous Andretti wines.

Always get up close and personal with your wine and never whine if it empties fast.  Itza more meowvalous when you get yourself into dat glass breathing the aromas like  when youza having organicat Nip at home.

Like the shrinking economy, even wine glasses used to be giganticat sized when I was a smitten kitten.

Basta pasta, life izza Catzowey with fine wine and fineries at the Winery, and my EyeTailYun furiends were purrring, ooopsatini, I means pouring the bottles in my honor.

Itza true CalEyeFurKneeYah and EyeTailYun hospitality that flows where it grows at Andretti Vineyards, and when Ruth waved arrivederci to Me & Myself,  I swooned, fainted and needed to be revived with my impurrted Sicilian sardine smelling salts. (pssst, they don't carry that in da Giftie Shop so youza gotta bring yur own)

I luvs my EyeTailYun heritage almost as much as I luvs my Pasghetti and Meatzaballs. Hmmmzatini, could it be possible Mario and Me are related? Now thatza something to purrponder and purrhaps heeza gonna make a new vintage vino -  "Guido's Organicat Catbernet". 

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week.

Ciao &Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

The Curated Purrrrrated Memory Guide

Didja ever wonder where you put something that youza trying to find? It shure can bring on a hiss fit when youza cannot remember where youza put dat something. Thatza something fur shure cuz what youza looking for is purrrobably right in front of you or on top of you (where didja put my glasses?!) Congrats - youza got  "I Furgot Where I Put It Syndrome"

Me & Myself can completely fall into an all day catnap or the siesta di giorno and I forgets where I put my glasses all the time! Itza that dreaded "I Furgot Where I Put It Syndrome" in full force!
 

You can lose all kinds of stuff, yep uh huh itza fur shure. Itza not just the memory we looses with that catOstrophic dreaded  "I Furgot Where I Put It Syndrome". Hey we loses our balance too and basta pasta, datsa purrroblem and a challenge to find just in time.

 But I tells you dat furgetting where your favorito cooking pots is, can cause a more giganticat hiss fit cuz youza needs dat pot or da favorito pan fur making da Pasghetti and Meatzaballs! Now if I can just remember what time I'ma catnapping today, the day will be purrfecto.

So here's wishing you a week full of good memories and a nonCATastrophic week too!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Rev Up & Work Out With My Energizing Secrets

 

 Life just keeps getting more meowvalous after each catnap and turning Fab 5  last month was fabuloso fur shure! Youza probably curious as a cat to know what keeps my EyeTailYun motor revved up and my whiskers wiggling in energized mode all over the Globe.  Come close so youza can hear my secrets to a good and healthy life.  Shhh dontcha tell anybody cuz itza just between youza and Me & Myself.

Numero Uno ... stretch everyday, all the time and anytime ,in between meals or during meals, after meals and whenever youza reeling from a meal, just stretch cuz itza good for the meowscles - hey have youza ever heard of a cat having a knee replacement? 

 Numero Two - get close to natural stuff, like uber ruby red tomatoes and snuggle in the catnip cabinet!

Numero Tre (datsa EyeTailYun for #3) ... The good times will be ALL the time if youza eats correctacatically and healthy.  Speaking of eating, I hear a drum roll cuz I gotta giganticat announcement fur youza right NOWza MEOWza! Yep uh huh, I'ma purrroud to tell you Me & Myself have been honored by the makers of the mostest all natural foods for we cats and dogs. I'ma purring being selected as their 1st Spokescat!  Pawsative applause puhleeze for CANIDAE-FELIDAE the USA manufactured fabuloso food that's  filled with the healthiest goodies galore (like in my EyeTailYun kitchen)! Yep uh huh, I devours by the hour FELIDAE Grain Free Food cuz itza for felines and the CANIDAE izza fur my canine buddies. Catzowey theyza even got munchies for da Seniors and  for those furs whooza waist lines izza busting at the seams like an over stuffed EyeTailYun cannoli!

And, I got more amewsing news fur you!  CANIDAE/FELIDAE has also  honored Me &Myself in their SPECIAL ACHIEVERS department, cuz I'ma Cat with a job and theyza thought that was amazing.  Purrsonally I thinks my mostest special achievement is wrestling my organicat Nip toy!

Here's to a nonCATastrophic week, abundacatnaps and good healthy foods.

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Different Ways To Do Nothing Differently

Itza crazy world of busy stuff and stuff that keeps you busy, and nothing better than doing nothing when we have a 3-day Holiday in the YouEssHey like this Memorial Day Holiday.  Didja know there are abundacat ways to do nothing? Yep uh huh itza fur shure.

Youza can do nothing when youza wrapped up like an EyeTailYun Tortelini or a Purretzel.

Bag it! Catzowey thatza like doing nothing and nobody sees ya doing nothing cuz youza in a bag!

Definicatically if youza trying to move dat sofa with yur foot and itza not moving, well I gotta tell you  thatza like doing nothing!  So youza might as well take abundacatnaps and leave dat furnichure where itza at, and get back to doing nothing!

It's consoling to know we all enjoy doing nothing in diffurent ways -  we're really doing something when we're doing nothing.   Lemme tells you, Me &  Myself  is shure enjoying doing nothing after my giganticat FAB FIVE birthday month. Youza all shure made it speshule fur me and definitcatically, yep uh huh, and I luvs ya so so so molto much - might even luvs ya more than I luvs Pasghetti & Meatzaballs!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Turning 5 = 37 In Human Years! Holy Cannoli!

 All my life I've been waiting to turn Fab Five and CATZOWEY this is thee week itza happening (Mighty Meatzaballs! Didn't get Raptured so I can have my Birthday pawty! Hoorayzatini).   I thought while I'm still 4 plus a little more (like 4 and 7/8's), I'm gonna take you down my smitten kitten memory fotos lane before I furgets what I used to be looking like.   Is it true dat 5 in meowster years makes me 37 in da hooman years? That means I gotta catch up with voting and start acting like a mature meowster. 

Climbing up up uppa is still my favorito aerobicat exercise cuz I likes da birds eye view of stuff specially when I'm climbing Mount Chairamanjaro! This is me at 62 days yungun ... I finally grew into my ears!

Ole and hooray for having doggone good furiends! Billy the Chihauhaha was my first AyaCarumbacat Taco Bell dog pal for a play date. Holy Cannoli look at my tail! Itza got da puffies like a double cream filled Cannoli! Where's my deeziner defrizz cream?

One day right befur my EyeTailYun eyes, Catzowey I turned 2!

When I turned 3 even faster,  I flew to Hollywood on a jet to shmooze da Stars - here's me and Chuck Woolery on the TeeVee film set.  I'ma just checking out his Man Tan makeup -  of course I opticatted not to wear that stuff and go the more meowvalous nachural look but Chuck is Chuck and I am EyeTailYun!

Itza UNFORGETTABLE meowment when I turned 4 and the oh-so-purrty Natalie Cole was holding me amongst her bling while getting ready to sing. Ohhh that wiggled my whiskers & I was waiting for more while I was still 4.

You can get my whiskers wiggling and  have me hugging yur HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUIDO giftie by clicking HERE, cuz it'll take sensayshunal you right over to my Birthday wish list which is PAWSatively cool. No nip toys or mounds of meatballs or holy cannoli cakes is gonna make me purr like YOU donating just an inky dinky dollar or a vacayshun Euro to my furiends at "Pets Are Wonderful Support".


Can youza help me have the happiest fabuloso 5th birthday?  Sure ya can and check out my Happy Birthday Guido Meter! Cuz itza on the rise.

Wishing you a fantasticat super dooper nonCATastrophic week


Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Choose To Snooze

Everybody sleeps , snores and snoozes at different times and in unique pawzishuns, and that's what makes the world a wonderful furiendly place to catnap in any time zone. But getting to a sound snooze is not always easy.

Naturally, some people dose right off - starting to dream abundacat good dreams in technacatcolor but some people purrfur Bed Time Nighty Night Tea to get them dreaming naturally faster.

Hot and steamy, really relaxacatting bathes can expedite your snoozing too but youza gotta propel yurself outta da tub before youza can snooze.

Don't furget a good glass of EyeTailYun red wine has nachural knock-out enzymes!

Good books can put youza to sleep too but don't slumber till youza finishes that chapter so you don't have to re-read it tomorrow.  

Here's wishing you a week filled with abundacatnaps and hoping it's a nonCATstrophic week too! Pssst ... get ready for next week cuz we're gonna pawty hearty and celebrate my turning fab 5!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty