Better Than An iPod - It's MY Pod

Absoluticatically on my wish list is da "Hepper Pod" - yep uh huh, me and myself has been wanting da Pod fur almost 9 lives now. And now I got My Pod.

Youza gotta knowza my paws and me are traveling da globe all the time fur PURRmoshuns of this and that, and when I'ma home I'm a relaxacat and I likes really molto bene deeezine! (hey, didja ever meet an Italian who wasn't into deezine?) Like believe me and my smitten kitten self when I tellsya, I loves to be comfurtable in a good looking way cuzza I'm a aestheticat!

So me and myself trotted down da beeYOUteeFull Street to my favorite Pet Boutique in all of San Francisco "CHEENGOO" cuz it's doggone catzowey and I met the PURRprietor (she's catzowey pretty too so I gave her a kitty kiss but doncha tell her hubby), then I paid with my MasterCat card and went out da door with my new My Pod, catzowey this is a fantasticatical invenshun. Oh my gosh, it's gotta be frum EyeTailYa cuz my relatives there make the bestest deezines fur everything! My cuzzin is Gianni Cat FurSocksie - now that company is really giganticatically into EyeTailYun deezine.

My Pod is nice and dark inside - itza the way I see youza but youza donta seeza me and it'sa asymmetricatical which is comFURTable too.

My Pod is PURRfect for a diversakitty like my smitten kitten self - I like change abouta every 4 minutes (in EyeTailYun that is quatro minuchee), so wouldn't ya know, I can squish da roof of My Pod down and hope someone comes home soon to pop My Pod back up fur me! I may be waiting a while so I'ma gonna catnap now.

Me and myself wishes you a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Keep Your Eyes On The Ball

April izza my favorite month cuzz the sun shines and datsa molto meowvalous furza abundacatnaps AND baseball begins whicha is molto meowvalous furza exercise.  My coach sez to always focus on da ball, so I hold it down good and tight to be shurza I am focusing directicatically on da ball.

Me and myself always wears my baseball  hat to play da game - CATZOWEY it's fantasticat coverage fur the fur (I don'ta wanna those UV's having hiss fits on my EyeTailYun skin)  and at da exacticatically same time,  I can beeza catoflauged too in case I strike out nobody knows itsa me!

When the Ball Park announcer says "Play Ball" ... I do, now if I can justa picka uppa my baseball, I can get it out to the mound and over to da Pitcher dude. I keepsa hearing him say "Guido! Get that ball out here nowsa meowsa"!

Doncha strike out this week, make it a CATZOWEY fantasticat week, and PURRomise me, youza be shurza to get a buncha good catnaps in the April sun rays in between da innings - there's 9 innings you know! OH my oh my - me and my smitten kitten self has just learned baseball has as many innings  as we fantasticat felines have lives! Now eyeza knows PURRcisely why I luvs da baseball game - 9 catnaps in between those 9 innings! Meowvalous, simply meowvalous! Play ball and Paws UP furza my San Franfuncisco Giants!

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

ORANGEcha Full Today?

Believe me and myself  when I tellsya I saw the big bunny on Easter eve  - yep uh huh he was here and he left carrots everywhere arounda my villa and now my smitten kitten  big-eyed self is seeing orange everywhere - I mean the guy with the big thumping feets and and non feline flopping ears  arrived pulling a little red wagon that was loaded with furesh CalEyeFurKneeYa organicat carrots! If youza aska me (you did aska me, right?) I thinksa  the Bunny is color blind cuzza his wagon color clashed with da orange carrots!

Basta pasta! My buffed EyeTailYun self is gonna kicka back and be a relaxacat today because me and myself are so full from all the Easter celeburration meals. If a Pesto Pizza shows up at my door today, I'm not letting it in!  I'm content-a-cat having da crates of carrots to eatsa healthy.So it's whisker licking good veggies for my vegie cat self this week.  I might purr over a pot of carrot zuppa with furesh catnip spurrinkled on da zuppa. Ah ha, you and me both know I coulda take my paws to th Gym to take da aerobicat classes but me and myself thinksa it's more easy to eat healthy this week versus the strenuous Gym workout. Dontcha agree with me and myself?

Now  I wish fur you to  have a fantasticat nonCATostrophic week and don't make it too taxing on Apurril 15th!

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Catzowey! I'm Daffy DILLearious

Whoever said "Smell da Roses" has never dived into a  buttery Daffydill and me and my paws are feline flying off da grrrrrround,  cuz I love da flowers of sPURRing - da vibrakitty mellow yellow color makesa my motor hum - no tuneup needed fur me cuz my motor has a catzillion miles warranty!

   Flowers are miraculously beeYOUteeFull and they'sa  PURResent  fromza Momma  Mia Naturale (she's absoluticatically meowvalous!) But ya  gotta  remember to inspectacat yur petals - like check em' out close to beeza shure da flowers are all in tact - that's a tacticatical move and I shure suggesta youza do that. Me and myself luvs da Daffydills almost as much as my imPURRted catnip! 

Amazacatically,  daffodils are fantasticatically popping up sky high over my cat's eye and even behind my ears. Me and myself thinks my daffodils are growing faster than my catnip plants (hey ya know the nip's ImPURRted from EyeTailYa on the big jet so it should be suPURRbo)

Flower power time - but hey, yep uh huh, youza knowza my Enviro=furiendly litter box is is in San Franfuncisco where da "Flower Power Summer of Love" happened more than 9 lives ago. Basta pasta! My smitten kitten self heard a non discouraging word that happy humans were wearin' da flower in derza hair, dayohhhhh -  all day and all of da night (dis is no Banana Boat song but yep  Bananas is the same beeYOUtiful color as Daffydils).   I'ma ready fur da next Summer, Spring, Winter or Fall of Flowers in San Franfuncisco.  Daffydills are popping up everywhere !!
I'm exhausticatted already cuz I found this egg with no momma chicken to sit on it, so I stopped my whiskers from wiggling too much and me and myself are gonna hunker down to keep da little egg warm  and meowvalously safe  till Easter Sunday. Me and myself thinksa it'sa the propurr hospitality ting, warm and welcoming. Can't wait to meet this chick!

I gotta whole buncha Eggstaticat things to wish youza and yourza this week so "Happy Meowvalous Everything" and be shure youza and yurza takes abundacatnaps cuz it's a bizzi week fur shure.

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Cheers! And Ears To You!

My kitty calendar (it's accura-catically on time cuz I'ma creature of habit) says some short tailed, carrot chomping, foot thumping dude with giganticat ears is  gonna arrive at my house in few weeks, and I wanna his big bunny self to feel at home. So what'sa better than birds of feather flock together?  Don't wanna himself to feel like da only big eared carrot chomping guy in da house (hey now, remember, I'm a vegicat sometimes cuz it keeps my blood preshure below the litter box level).   Me and my wiggling whiskers went shopping for big EARS, and  I almost had a cardiocat attack from trying on so many styles.  Meowvalous mirror on the wall - what's the cutest ears of all?

If yur shopping alot it can make you an exhausticat! ExPURRts says ya won't get pooped out if ya got da good posture, cuz it is impurrtant and Tail UP is too - yep I tell ya my tail is an extension of my whiskers. Hmmm purrponder this fur a mini meowster meowment:  I'm thinking I mighta needsa Peet Tree dish to make my own customized ears that fits my head purrfectly - exacticatically - ya know, bunny ears made with my very own eyeTAILyun DNA. Me and myself doesn't wanna sound like a rhetoricat, but you knowsa my head is a little big.... we covered datta topic lasta week.

Wiggling whiskers and bouncing bunnies! These are fabucatulous  fur the Easter Purrade. Da word on da street is  ya gotta wear an Easter hat to da Purrade cuz my fuzzy non feline houseguest is coming to town and he said we're strutting our stuff on da street. Strut? That'sa musical to my meowster ears - you knowsa I'm eyeTAILyun and we loves to strut and show the stuff! If it's a really long PURRade, I'm crossing my paws they've got Porto-Litter boxes on the Purrade route and rest stops too  (hey when ya wanna catnap you gotta catnap!)
Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week and ears to you!

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Itza Pleasure To Measure

The other day I was asked by a meowvalous pal "How big is your head Guido?"

Basta pasta - of coursacat I answered "It's big cuz I'm Italian and I've got tude -  catitude!".  She asked me again and then again, as she was curious as a cat to find out how big my head was cuz, she apurrantly wasn't happy with my answer. So I got out my trusty measuring tape - you know the type that can measure all the way up to 60 inches long which is a little longer than I am even when I'm stretched to the meowster max.   My treasured measure tape has 2 sides with lotsa numbers so I can measure from the low to the high, or flip it over and measure from the high to the low and youza can measure in red or black numbers (one must be the meowtric system)! But furst ya gotta figure out where the start of the measuring tape is.

Hmmmm, is dat saying 42 inches or 4 inches? I'ma bout to have an EyeTailyun sized hiss fit!

Shuksatini! How bout if I tells ya how big my smitten kitten svelt sized waist is!

Purrsonally betweena youza and mio, I don't need to know how big my head is cuz I see it evfur giorno, yep uh huh every day, but my friend Hazel Lucy (she  is da famous feline Queen of crowshay couture), well she foned to say she's making me a hat- CATZOWEY that's why she wants to know how big my head is!  Imagine me, the Italian  kitty catapulted into a custom made hat deezine.

Molto bene meowvalous! And she's shipping it FURst class from her crowshay studio in Purrsville PencilVaneYah. Check out all her hand-made fantasticat scarves, warm winter hats, blankies - you name it and undoubtacatically the gal can make it! HAZEL LUCY'S creashuns are the Cat's Meow. Move on over Johnny Cat Fursocksie!

Do youza  thinks Hazel Lucy wants da metric measurement or da regular? Me and myself is now definicatically confuse-a-cat fur shure. But I'm on countdown fur da hat she's crowshaying - hmmm wonder what design she's got in mind for my dapper dude self: Top Cat Hat, EyeTailYun speshule, FURench baray, Feline Fedora......

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Feathered But Not Weathered

It'sa bad fur day, lack O' rain,  da Pope is popping off, da Prez is popping up, da market is at low litter box level and my faveFURite mewspapers are  biting da dust these dayz  - hiss fit time! All this stuff is causing me and my smitten kitten self to feel a bit weathered. So what's a guy to  do fur a pawsative pick-me-up to  feel terrificat? Well, it's real simple (and ya don't have ta use up 9 lives!) .... Invite a guest over fur dinner for abundacat feline fun and furget da purroblems of da meowment.

But basta pasta! My specializione (dats eyeTAILyun for speshule!)  guest, Pierre Peacock flew from Purris Furance, dropped by and  dropped his fabucat feathers  with my coat check purrson,  and then he dashed out da door without eating or even taking  a kitty to-go bag!  Is it somethinga I said? I was purring to see him and said we were having a roasted bird fur dinner. Hmmm, so it's notta true that birds of a feather flock together! Looka as I'ma left holding his plumes....

Ah shucksatini - it's chow time and time to dine, even though my one and only guest flew da coop and left me  at my green and ready to be seen table, so me and my paws are gonna mangia the meowment with impurrted St. Patty's Day foods. Hmmm hasa youza ever seena  da beef with corn on top of it - I thinksa it's called corned beef? Everyone is having it this week - notta me! My meal is gonna be "green" cuz I'm a big Envirokitty so it's recyclable purroducts fur the mighty meowster and organicat Pesto Pizza with impurrted Italian catnip and green basil and green tea to wiggle my whiskers.

Ima all wrapped up in having a Happy Giorno di Patrizio (oops der I goes againa, cat chatting eyeTAILyun)!! Remember, everyone  has a little bit o' Irish in dem! Even me the Italian Kitty! Top O' Da Meowster Morn to ya!!!

Ciao & Meow
GUIDO the Italian Kitty   

 "GUIDO Mac O' My I'm Italian"