May 10, 2010

Momma's Day With Momma & Mio

Momma's Day only comes aroundza once a year and thatza whole lotta catnaps tooza get thru befur da Momma wants to be taken out to SellAbrate da speshule day in May. So I rested uppa uppa and under da sofa too,  all year long, and increased my Credible Cat Line of Credit at da Bank, yep uh huh, I did! Furstly I purrchased this  BeeYouTeeFull orchid of course cursage to SirPrize my Momma - Oh catzowey when sheeza sees me sitting here at da  table in da Furench Ristorante, sheeza gonna faint smackaroni dabzatini, yep faint in front of abundacat Momma's at their table.  When I sez "SirPrize Momma", sheeza purrobably so sirprised she won't remember!  So, I  got da impurrted Catalonia Sardine Smelling Salts just in case mia Momma needs reviving!

Youza knows me and myself izza Envirocat helping to purrtect Momma Earth, so da purrfecto Momma's Day gifty must always be in da fabucatulous Green Organicat Giftie Bag and check this outza - weeza got da wait purrsons  on alert,  cuz they'za hears mia Momma izza arriving soon and theyza looking fur her.

Buon Appetito and letsa enjoy da tasting--I wants da food to be supurrrbo fur mia Momma so my EyeTailYun self izza  checking out da authenticat Furench Croque Meownsieur sammywich with da CalEyeFurKneeYah Organicat greens .... bring on da next dish fur my feline fastidious tastebuds s'il vous plait (Shuksatini!  I'ma cat chatting in Furench cuz weeza not in da Pizzeria ristorante.)

NOWza MEOWza, me and myself  connectacats instacatically with this Eggs Benedictazini with Salmon -oh la la la! I hear this dish meowing meowvaloso hints of fine dining tooza me and myself - yep uh huh itza saying thizza izza da purrfecto dish fur my mia Momma. I'ma curious as a cat to know whooza da purrson named Benedict dat gets this dish in his honor??

Sweet InsPURRashuns await mia Momma when sheeza spoons into this authenticat FURench Creme Brulee - sheeza gonna be saying "OH OO LA LA Guido" all day! Yep uh huh, datsa whatza my momma's gonna say in between da bites of this fabucatulous double creamy Creme Brulee. Dontcha tell nobody that youza sees my paw in da Creme Brulee - youza having a feline fixation meowment purrhaps OR maybe youza gotta take off yur 3D glasses! Pawsatively I sees no paws in da desert... nope I duzn't.
Definicatically Momma deserves da funtasticat Momma's Day Brunch SirPrise  ... Sheeza takes me to my job every other FurEyeDay on a bus and then we boards da famous San Franfuncisco Cable Car (yep weeza hums & strums da Mice-A-Roni-da-San Francisco-Treat Song, along da route). Weeza going to my job at  The ARC senior center in San Franfuncisco where we meets and greets da fabucatulous folks who gotza da Downe Syndrome or Autism or just things - yep uh huh, things and condishuns that youza and mio has too. Weeza all exacticatically da same which is why I luvs my job cuz I feels normal and meowvalous at The ARC.   Rain or shine my Momma gets me to my job and thatza why I took my Momma out fur da speshule Momma Mia Day in The City By The Bay.

CATZOWEY - I'ma wishing youza da mostest fabucatulous week - yep uh huh and make it a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty


Jacqueline said...

It looks like you went all out for Mother's Day Guido; we're sure your Mommy had a great time and really appreciated it...How cool she takes you to work; what a great job you have!...Happy week friend...xo...Calle,Halle,Sukki

Kyande Kisu said...

So So funny Guido, we absolutely LOVE reading your Gazette, You Crack us up !

Skeezix the Cat said...

WOWZA! Yoo shur look like yoo had a grate muther's day with yer mom. We coodn't go see my gramma so I coodn't go to the Chuk Erreca Rest Stop and I wuz vary disappointed. Yer mother's day looks LOTS better!!!!!

Daisy said...

You got a good mom! And that brunch looks extra yummy. I'll bet she had a happy Mother's Day!

ps: I think I would enjoy a Croak Monsieur sammich, myself!

Pigeon said...

Happy Mothers Day to your Pawsome Mom! Wow! What a fine meal you had...Great taste! Guido, I also wanted to add that I Love that Mom & you visit the ARC...I bet the Members look forward to your visits! It's Special Moms ' like yours that make this World a Better Place! Don't you both ever change!!!! We Love you both! ♥ P.S. I Love reading whatever you have to say anywhere , always make me lmto ( *that's t- for tail*) Thankyou! :)

Mark said...

Guido, how do you keep off the weight with all that food around? You look so thin!

Curly said...

Guido, it sounds as though you and your mom had a meowvelous Momma's Day! And you are both pawsome for spreading the joy at the ARC senior center.

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