When me and myself got tooza da train stashun, nobody wazza there to meets and greets me, so me and myself wazza sitting firmly on da baggage purrponding when da ride would arrive. Shhh dontcha tell, but da baggage wazza filled with da Barbeque ribbies and speshule impurrted BBQ Nip Sauce from New OhLeans, to put on da Meowmorial Day Barbeque.
Inspectacatting da Grill can get yur paws terribly sooty, sooooo whatza to do now?
Head to da shwimming pool (I packed the Guido Speedo in my baggage!) to getza da sooties stuff off da paws! Youza dives into da pool, duz a little frog stroke, dives back out with a back stroke and relaxacatza in da Chaise after a dippity dive and voila, da contentacat and clean you survives! And youza so squeaky clean now fur da Meowmorial Day Barbeque - everyone izza gonna ooohs and ahhhhs and stare at ya like youza Celebricat!
Anytime during da Meowmorial Day Barbeque izza catzowey time fur a good Catpuccino, (speshully after falling into da nitty gritty grill) so I'ma purressing down on da coffee masheen to make shure the EyeTailYun java comes out into da cuppa justa right .... in da purrrfecto strong style we EyeTailYuns love.
Without a doubtacat, me and my smitten kitten self izza advocat for giving da fantasticat service, cuz I'ma MCAW - "Man Cat At Work". So here's tooza all da Veterans around the World, cuz, yep uh huh youza been working at giving da service for more than all my 4 years on da Planet.
And befur I begins my week, I wanna say Mille Meowster Grazie to YOU for the abundacat wonnerful "Happy 4th Birthday Guido" wishes last week. I'ma overwhelmed by da outpurrring of cards and gifties and great donayshuns to Pets Are Wonderful Support all in my name, and I thanks youza frumza every side of my EyeTailYun loving heart.
Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty