Itza Spring! Daffodils are blooming and I'ma not snoozing cuz Baseball season izza here, and I wanna hear from the purrfeshonal coaches (pssstt.... theyza won The World Series!) on how Me & Myself can throw some curve balls instead of my EyeTailYun meatzaballs!
Warming uppa my pitch and my catch and my every move is the 1st exercise fur yur sports meowscles, cuz The Coach says getting to know the ball izza good idea. This ball and me izza comfy together cuz weeza catchatting.
Itza sneaky move to look yur batter directacatically in the eye when youza bout to pitch dat ball towards him. Might even hypnocatatize him so he falls over before he can hit it! Bamzatini ... youza runs fast all around da bases, jumping uppa and downza like youza just won the Acatemy Award!
Baseball has 9 innings but my favorito inning of all is the 7th Inning Stretch.
Here's to da Season with a reason - hot diggity dogs at the Ballpark!
Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week.
Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty